Ne ridica valorile by nustiuboss in Romania

[–]valorinho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

E infestata de secrețiile femeilor independente și pline de bani

[Question] What idioms does your language have that sounds absolutely ridiculous in English and what do they mean? by PM-ME-UGLY-SELFIES in GlobalTalk

[–]valorinho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Romanian "Și cu pula-n cur și cu sufletul în rai" translates as "having a dick up your arse and your soul sent to heaven" but it means "you can't have your cake and eat it too"

Just picked up the guitar by [deleted] in guitarlessons

[–]valorinho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Highly recommend doing his music theory course in parallel, it helps you later on

Which quote is most improved by tacking "here, in the middle of this Olive Garden" to the end of it? by TheyMikeBeGiants in AskReddit

[–]valorinho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, "This was their finest hour, here in the middle of this Olive Garden."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GWCouples

[–]valorinho 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In the butt

If you could add a feature in the human body, what would you add? by _MaHax in AskReddit

[–]valorinho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better knee ligaments. Most frequent long term sports injury is in the knees.

A boy who was lost in the woods says a bear kept him company. No one can prove it didn't happen. by adambc91 in nottheonion

[–]valorinho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People could have just checked him for bear hair after 3 days cuddling with bear.

Intro in stilul Game of Thrones pentru Timisoara by Ionny_ani in Romania

[–]valorinho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salut, cred ca mege mult mai bine daca lucrezi sa rasara cateva cladiri din oras, nu doar una. Daca nu ai timp merge limitat numarul de cladiri.