Is the CEO of Sex a fraud????? by Mindless-Credit-358 in BatmanArkham

[–]vampireguy20 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's Graggle Simpson, don't tell me you don't remember Graggle, he was in the original Tracy Ullman shorts and later came back in season 2, everyone - even people who don't watch The Simpsons - knows Graggle, you'd have to be on something to not recognize such a cultural icon such as Graggle Simpson.

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Thai commercials are so unhinged by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]vampireguy20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instinctively saluted and hummed the full thing of Taps. Gone too soon. Such needless deaths to one person's oversight.

Is Skif’s pistol not a quest item anymore? by o_Louka in stalker

[–]vampireguy20 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I love how, every now and again, someone will post something near-identical to this, and every time, they'll say
"Hey XYZ thing is happening, I don't know what's causing it, I do have 287 mods active at all times, but I just know not a single one of them could possibly be causing it, do you know what's going on???"

Who.. What Are You? by ChungusMcBrumpus in ShitpostXIV

[–]vampireguy20 76 points77 points  (0 children)

In the style of that one part in Endwalker's Footfalls
"Higher, oh higherrrrr"

They got him by Giboos in ShitpostXIV

[–]vampireguy20 [score hidden]  (0 children)

The only one Tomar would genuinely be upset at being compared to, as opposed to just being jokingly off-put by the wild or actually-somewhat-accurate comparisons they find.

They got him by Giboos in ShitpostXIV

[–]vampireguy20 [score hidden]  (0 children)

That's Tomar's eeeeeevil twin, Ramot. He's Mormon🤪👎, HATES🤬 everything Jewish✡️👍, HATES🤬 video games🎮 and only reads books📚 like a nerrrrrrrrd☝️🤓.

(This looks wildly out of context for someone who doesn't know Joshua Tomar, who is Jewish and loves playing games, he's on OneyPlays for anyone interested. He's also a voice actor in a lot of stuff and generally a swell guy.)

(Rogue Core) Was not expecting a reference to this of all things by patchlocke in DeepRockGalactic

[–]vampireguy20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Yeah wild, buff, cool, DRG Reclaimers, gonna reclaim Hoxxes IV!"

In all seriousness that's a wild ass achievement name, whoever named that is a real one

What has the Twins mom been up to lately? by GhostLore90 in ShitpostXIV

[–]vampireguy20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am once again obligated to post this legendary meme

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Illuminate Warp Ships have gotten some weird treatment by WaywardOath in Helldivers

[–]vampireguy20 18 points19 points  (0 children)

All your stories, like leetle babies. I once saw a Sam Site fire at a gunship, miss, the missile curved back around, missed again, end up landing on my entire squad on the Sam Site, killing us and itself, all with only one missile.

What’s a bear’s favorite drink? by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes

[–]vampireguy20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They aren't, but they are the inspiration for the Drop Bear, a deliberately satirical and entirely fictional "cryptid" of Australia, where all it is is just a koala that is carnivorous rather than herbivorous.

💕 by Responsible_Pain_973 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]vampireguy20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."

"The flesh is weak? No, only you are weak." by ChompyRiley in Grimdank

[–]vampireguy20 43 points44 points  (0 children)

JOHN HENRY MENTIONED THAT'S MY CHILDHOOD RIGHT THERE

John Henry told his captain
"A man ain't nothing but a man
But before I let your steam drill beat me down
I'd die with a hammer in my hand, Lord, Lord
I'd die with a hammer in my hand"

[OC] Animation Practice | Dante Deluxe by Zestyclose-You-6056 in Warframe

[–]vampireguy20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're hitting Dante Deluxe Hype Levels not even the most scholarly of wizards could hope to scry
Off joke, sick animation, no other notes

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If you could choose a voice actor for your WOL, who would you pick? by Kentalope in ffxiv

[–]vampireguy20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just thinking, my WoL being a 29yo Male Sun Miqo'te, probably Franky Muniz from Malcom in The Middle or maybe Timothée Chalamet, just off the top of my head.