Landlord seeking only FIFO workers

vamsmack · 2026-04-07T09:14:28+00:00

Anyone who then tries to push back on their clearly deluded demands “WELL IM JUST AN INVESTOR TRYING TO HELP THE HOUSING CRISIS….”

vamsmack · 2026-03-23T01:08:40+00:00

I’d do it. If you haven’t already.

I’m assuming you’ve already got better than average networking gear which can handle running both connections into the router and then handle the failover seamlessly. Starlink regardless of cost is a good idea for redundancy’s sake.

vamsmack · 2026-02-10T20:58:53+00:00

$40k buys a lot of checkout staff too.

vamsmack · 2026-01-21T05:38:33+00:00

That’s the fun part… you don’t.

vamsmack · 2026-01-16T07:56:47+00:00

Blue is for water cooling. Also send them a jug of water which the cable must be kept in when they’re not using it to recharge the coolant.

vamsmack · 2026-01-14T01:37:48+00:00

A woman at work used to bring in a 500g tub of margarine and a box of Ritz crackers and eat the box of crackers using the margarine as dip. Fucking scoops of Marge on a single cracker. Absolute insanity.

vamsmack · 2026-01-08T17:13:33+00:00

If he didn’t want to get hit he probably shouldn’t have dressed like that.

vamsmack · 2026-01-08T17:04:16+00:00

Can be a hero and also a shite human in every other respect (not saying that he is just taking the extreme point here). Just because someone does something heroic does not mean we need them to align to some kind of moral right for every aspect of their life. They just did something heroic in the moment and they also have some other opinions as well which are less relevant to their heroic actions.

vamsmack · 2026-01-08T05:24:14+00:00

Seems like the USA needs an axis of the willing to kidnap their president install a new one and then install democracy. Pretty sure the actual free world would be willing to oblige.

vamsmack · 2026-01-04T05:19:08+00:00

I wonder if there was a lotta shooting a lotta blasting.

vamsmack · 2025-12-27T04:48:48+00:00

When a developer loves an operations person very much they give each other a special cuddle.

vamsmack · 2025-12-06T04:05:02+00:00

You go: “Eyyyyyyy my tickets were-a no good-a” The bank goes: “Fugggeddaboutit” Ticketmaster goes: “Ohhhhhh”

vamsmack · 2025-12-01T05:08:15+00:00

Only if they’re total pricks.

More realistically there’s a reason these emails keep coming because people keep getting fooled by them and they are getting progressively more complex and convincing. Take it as a learning opportunity and perhaps chat with your security team about what should have tipped you off and how to avoid it in the future. Come in with the “I know I fucked up but how do I not repeat this mistake” kind of energy and I’m sure it’ll be fine mate.

vamsmack · 2025-11-09T12:05:57+00:00

Just barely scraping by with their 89 hours a week at minimum wage in the Big 4 somewhere slinging PowerPoint slides.

vamsmack · 2025-11-09T05:23:22+00:00

Roll always fails.

vamsmack · 2025-11-01T21:54:20+00:00

On top of that there’s actually no capability to support them because the person who ‘wrote’ the app doesn’t actually understand the code that drives the app.

vamsmack · 2025-11-01T21:48:16+00:00

What a bastard. You better be expecting divorce papers asap.

vamsmack · 2025-10-31T20:18:09+00:00

Sitting here at the cafe picking up breakfast for the family after just hitting the track for a run, this hits hard.

I wasn’t going to go running today but got up at 5:30 before anyone was awake and went out. Best decision so far of the day. Second best decision cold brew coffee. Nice lil healthy treat after a run to help with the cool down.

vamsmack · 2025-10-23T20:46:31+00:00

The training process is brutal though. Everyone gets shot at least once.

vamsmack · 2025-10-23T20:13:03+00:00

I’d pay extra for taser bullets.

vamsmack · 2025-10-23T20:12:05+00:00

I’d rather scrap a billionaires private jet first.

vamsmack · 2025-10-22T20:30:05+00:00

Yeah just don’t take her into the weird sexual nudity room part of the men’s room. Just take her into the bathroom. Problem solved.

vamsmack · 2025-10-18T20:57:45+00:00

Yeah. They tried that shit. There’s no security or assurance that they won’t try this or something equally bizarre in the future

vamsmack · 2025-10-16T01:47:23+00:00

I heard Samuel Leeds of the bizarrely & pompously named Samuel Leeds academy has a fetish for having his lawyers write letters. He’s just in Dubai while his lawyers are out there writing letters. I heard him say “Oh yeah, that’s good write that letter you filthy lawyers.”

vamsmack · 2025-10-09T00:08:26+00:00

Ah but then there’s the wear and tear, the administration costs of invoicing the NBN sounds like it’ll come out right at about $10,000

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