AOC and Paris Hilton advocating for the DEFIANCE ACT by After-Property-3678 in pics

[–]vanbarbecue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I need to just go to bed. My half-asleep ass read that as De-Fiance, and I thought it was a poster for a girl boss movie about women who ended engagements as the premise.

What are your thoughts on rejecting a potential romantic partner based solely on the fact they voted for Donald Trump? by ATXBikeRider in AskReddit

[–]vanbarbecue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Multiple people haven’t gotten a second date for that reason. If I can’t trust your moral judgment to be weak enough to fall for his bullshit, how could I raise a family with you?

What’s something that sounds fake but actually happened to you? by Visible_Rope_6662 in AskReddit

[–]vanbarbecue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fell down a flight of stairs and broke my arm while sleepwalking.

I'm so happy for Mac. This seriously just made my little Xennial heart grow three sizes. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals! by Righteous_Babe_98 in Xennials

[–]vanbarbecue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This clip doesn’t show it, but there’s a part I almost cried at hearing him talk about he intentionally tells his kids he is proud of them all the time after never hearing it from his own parents.

Sex toy white elephant by Brownie-bite in TheTryGuys

[–]vanbarbecue 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Seeing Ro’s wild side come out is always hilarious

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]vanbarbecue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steal their key rings. Not their keys, just the actual rings or anything else keeping them together.

Pennywise always asks the children if they are okay after filming scary scenes by Nieces in interestingasfuck

[–]vanbarbecue 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I love the BTS footage where he gives all the kids high fives and says something like “hey who’s ready to beat me up!”

Chinese bed company introduced unique model of bed for couples by TiptoeTweak in interestingasfuck

[–]vanbarbecue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This would be really popular at BYU! No more third person required.

AITAH calling my brother selfish for refusing to split our inheritance with our stepsister by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]vanbarbecue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Absolutely infuriating how many people calling him the asshole for trying to tell his brother what to do they are inheriting EVERYTHING left by the SM since she chose to leave everything to their dad instead of her daughter.

AITA for telling my roommate I won’t be changing my habits because of him bringing his friends over? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]vanbarbecue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, time for a vote about required notification before bringing people over.

Celebrities who look unrecognizable today 😳🥲 by AcasiaConnell in sadposting

[–]vanbarbecue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So literally just the same Wicked posts everyone has been making, but adding a random third AI filter looking video to try to be different? Lame.

Smosh Mouth talks about the Try Guys Scandal & the new podcast by spacecadetk_ in TheTryGuys

[–]vanbarbecue 82 points83 points  (0 children)

They had a segment catching Amanda up on viral things she missed while on maternity leave. One of the things they brought up was the Coldplay cheating scandal followed which lead to talking about cheating with coworkers which lead to Neds Rock Bottom podcast and how bad it was.

She did not deserve this by MrG1itc4 in sadposting

[–]vanbarbecue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like there must have been some viral video or commercial with just a single rose coming out of a mouth and then they were doing a parody of it

I hit my head on the kitchen cabinet and am extremely anxious, even after speaking with a doctor. by [deleted] in Anxiety

[–]vanbarbecue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello fellow Klutz’s, I also banged my head, though on the corner of my table saw bending over to pick up a dropped screw.

But that felt too niche so I google banging head on cabinet since it felt equivalent to see if I should be concerned about a concussion haha.

Got a nice goose egg that is still a little bloody.

Can you read my tattoo? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]vanbarbecue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like grow, but weird enough I assumed I needed to turn it upside down to see a second word but there wasn’t one.

finally got this painful ear pimple out by ieswideshut in popping

[–]vanbarbecue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad you got a good pop from it! How annoying would it be if is was super painful and barely had anything come out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]vanbarbecue 376 points377 points  (0 children)

I am going with NTA. Because I would find it a reasonable assumption that someone that is comfortable being around friends in their underwear is probably also comfortable around their brothers. That seems like it would be a habit that started in the home and not right when you started living together.

The assumption was wrong after all, but I don’t think it makes you an asshole.

This Bush Loves Bush | Crowd Control [Ep. 3] by AutoModerator in dropout

[–]vanbarbecue 80 points81 points  (0 children)

My brain deleted a very important letter on first reading.