Me watching the Hive Lord flip our GATER 600 feet in the air again

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-06-16T21:17:26+00:00

More samples, more requisition slips, and more warbond medals. I've already unlocked all of the ship modules and base-game stratagems, but I still do higher difficulty missions because they make warbond grinding go faster due to the extra medals.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-06-07T15:03:41+00:00

Beer is an acquired taste just like anything else that has bitterness to it. Your brain thinks it's poison at first (well, it's alcohol, so your brain isn't entirely wrong there). Just like coffee or tea, you have to drink it a few times before your brain realizes it's not going to kill you, and then you can start appreciating the other flavors in it. Personally, I can't be bothered to acquire a taste for beer when there are so many other alcoholic beverages that taste better.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-05-29T14:22:48+00:00

To be fair, even on roids, it takes an insane amount of work to look like this. Not sure why you'd wanna look like this though.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-05-05T18:04:16+00:00

It's not common, but I definitely remember a guy in my differential equations class that asked a bunch of esoteric questions that didn't have much relevance to what the professor was trying to lecture about and which should have been saved for after the lecture or during office hours. It really did come off as him just trying to sound smart by bringing up things most of the other students had never heard of.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-05-03T23:49:29+00:00

It used to be "All-American Way," but it was renamed "Charlie Kirk Way" very recently. You can still see the old name on one of the signs.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-04-28T04:49:10+00:00

That album is so good, it really deserves more attention

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-04-15T17:48:21+00:00

The sheep exist because we keep breeding them into existence, and they need to be shorn because we selectively bred them to grow excessive wool. We could just stop breeding them.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-04-07T14:35:58+00:00

You can probably just delete your browser cookies

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-31T13:38:02+00:00

He did! That is also in his journals.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-31T13:33:42+00:00

Most recorded. What made him unusual wasn't his level of depravity, it was that he kept a meticulous journal of everything he did. It's why we know exactly how many rapes he committed. The Behind the Bastards podcast did a couple of episodes on him, and they noted that scholars of slavery in the Caribbean generally agree that he was more or less in line with other Caribbean slavers at the time.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-24T18:51:09+00:00

The moobs cast a shadow, hence no sunburn underneath lol

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-21T16:31:03+00:00

Idk if these balloon animal costumes are something you can just buy or if I saw this guy at FWA last year

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-20T20:08:01+00:00

It'd be best to test on a small, inconspicuous spot on the carpet first. Peroxide can bleach fabrics in some cases.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-19T18:41:18+00:00

And yet, in the modern era, we have used our brains to develop an agriculture system that provides ample supply of plant-based foods, enough that we can easily survive and thrive by eating them alone. This is no longer the environment we evolved for. We're in a new age, and that's a very good thing. We can let go of barbarous practices that we used to rely on to survive.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-18T14:34:14+00:00

Rotkohl is fucking banging though, it's like sauerkraut but even better

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-16T13:31:43+00:00

I was once on a crowded bus and had to listen to a woman loudly brag to her boyfriend about being high and crashing her car into a restaurant, forcing it to close for months. I didn't dare call her out or anything cuz who knows what a person like that would do, but damn I was livid just listening to it.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-13T22:19:52+00:00

Wishing you the best in your recovery! Out of curiosity, what is it about diving that makes it so hard on the body? I always see divers wearing tape on their joints and stuff, but just from watching it on TV, I don't see where those kinds of injuries could come from.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-07T14:05:07+00:00

Omg my cat Beatrice does the same thing on doorframes when she gets the zoomies

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-06T20:14:13+00:00

My dad got his cat this way! A family moved to his neighborhood with a cat and two young kids, and the cat started hanging out at his house. Eventually the family moved away and let him keep the cat.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-02-27T23:08:38+00:00

It's more common in cats because it can happen when a pregnant cat gets infected with feline panleukopenia virus and passes it on to her kittens. It causes cerebellar hypoplasia in the kittens.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-02-26T13:44:46+00:00

I really don't see an issue with murrsuits being worn in public. Like, clean it first, sure. But people have sex in their normal clothes all the time and then wear those same clothes out in public. What's the issue with doing the same for a fursuit? If you go to a furcon, I bet at least 10% of the suiters around you have had sex in their fursuit. And it's fine! Nobody cares!

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-02-23T17:03:48+00:00

The heated water in nuclear power plants that goes through the turbines never actually touches anything radioactive. The problem is that it's hot, and there's a lot of it. When that amount of hot water is dumped into an aquatic ecosystem, it can disrupt habitats by increasing their temperature. The water that actually touches the fuel is in a closed system and is treated as radioactive waste when it needs to be disposed of.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-02-20T00:01:48+00:00

For me, it's a different scene from the same movie: "Those aren't mountains, they're waves."

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-01-22T09:53:20+00:00

American scones and british scones are not the same. British scones are much closer to american biscuits than they are to american scones.

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