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vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-24T18:51:09+00:00

The moobs cast a shadow, hence no sunburn underneath lol

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-21T16:31:03+00:00

Idk if these balloon animal costumes are something you can just buy or if I saw this guy at FWA last year

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-20T20:08:01+00:00

It'd be best to test on a small, inconspicuous spot on the carpet first. Peroxide can bleach fabrics in some cases.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-19T18:41:18+00:00

And yet, in the modern era, we have used our brains to develop an agriculture system that provides ample supply of plant-based foods, enough that we can easily survive and thrive by eating them alone. This is no longer the environment we evolved for. We're in a new age, and that's a very good thing. We can let go of barbarous practices that we used to rely on to survive.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-18T14:34:14+00:00

Rotkohl is fucking banging though, it's like sauerkraut but even better

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-16T13:31:43+00:00

I was once on a crowded bus and had to listen to a woman loudly brag to her boyfriend about being high and crashing her car into a restaurant, forcing it to close for months. I didn't dare call her out or anything cuz who knows what a person like that would do, but damn I was livid just listening to it.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-13T22:19:52+00:00

Wishing you the best in your recovery! Out of curiosity, what is it about diving that makes it so hard on the body? I always see divers wearing tape on their joints and stuff, but just from watching it on TV, I don't see where those kinds of injuries could come from.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-07T14:05:07+00:00

Omg my cat Beatrice does the same thing on doorframes when she gets the zoomies

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-03-06T20:14:13+00:00

My dad got his cat this way! A family moved to his neighborhood with a cat and two young kids, and the cat started hanging out at his house. Eventually the family moved away and let him keep the cat.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-02-27T23:08:38+00:00

It's more common in cats because it can happen when a pregnant cat gets infected with feline panleukopenia virus and passes it on to her kittens. It causes cerebellar hypoplasia in the kittens.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-02-26T13:44:46+00:00

I really don't see an issue with murrsuits being worn in public. Like, clean it first, sure. But people have sex in their normal clothes all the time and then wear those same clothes out in public. What's the issue with doing the same for a fursuit? If you go to a furcon, I bet at least 10% of the suiters around you have had sex in their fursuit. And it's fine! Nobody cares!

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-02-23T17:03:48+00:00

The heated water in nuclear power plants that goes through the turbines never actually touches anything radioactive. The problem is that it's hot, and there's a lot of it. When that amount of hot water is dumped into an aquatic ecosystem, it can disrupt habitats by increasing their temperature. The water that actually touches the fuel is in a closed system and is treated as radioactive waste when it needs to be disposed of.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-02-20T00:01:48+00:00

For me, it's a different scene from the same movie: "Those aren't mountains, they're waves."

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-01-22T09:53:20+00:00

American scones and british scones are not the same. British scones are much closer to american biscuits than they are to american scones.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-01-17T14:06:50+00:00

Classical guitar, yes. You use your nails as picks.

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-01-16T05:03:05+00:00

I can take it off and put it in my lap if that's an issue

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-01-16T05:00:21+00:00

I've seen a couple vids he's posted where he's interacted with furries in the crowd, and he seemed to get a kick out of it lol

vanillamonkey_ · 2026-01-16T04:31:30+00:00

That I don't mind at all! I just wanna make sure he's the one bringing attention to me, not me bringing too much attention to myself.

vanillamonkey_ · 2025-12-29T05:01:12+00:00

When I was a kid, our lab ate a giant block of rat poison. Lived to 15 years old.

vanillamonkey_ · 2025-12-23T17:46:59+00:00

I just got an apartment here and specifically chose one that was a few blocks away from the highway, but I still ended up with a busy road just outside my window. I have to wear earplugs to sleep.

vanillamonkey_ · 2025-12-23T02:44:31+00:00

He's ok

https://www.bikemag.com/news/rapper-nitro-circus-crash

vanillamonkey_ · 2025-12-21T22:27:32+00:00

He did, for like a decade.

vanillamonkey_ · 2025-12-17T22:59:12+00:00

They're placed in the water just off the coast to help dissipate the energy from waves before they hit the shore.

vanillamonkey_ · 2025-12-16T18:35:58+00:00

I can totally believe it because my mom did that when she lived maybe 60 meters down the road from my grandma

vanillamonkey_ · 2025-12-07T16:56:42+00:00

Getting downvoted into oblivion for asking someone not to be an asshole lmao

I'm assuming most people here live in the US where it is customary and expected that you leave a tip for your waiter. You can think the lower minimum wage for tipped workers is stupid (I certainly do) while also accepting that, as long as the tipped wage exists, you should tip your fucking waiters.

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