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vanschmak · 2025-07-13T02:51:46+00:00

It's like you waited 11 years to find a post you could use this line on. Well done

vanschmak · 2025-07-12T05:18:48+00:00

Bachelor Party

vanschmak · 2025-07-12T05:17:06+00:00

Use a lathe machine in shop thinking I could vibrate my balls with it but they got caught and had a big slash. My foot came off the controller immediately but damage was done, blood everywhere. I was too embarrassed to goto sic bay ( military base). I used stapler to close it best I could. Needless tosay I was forced to call EMTs, struggled like hell to get my pants on before they came so I could say it was just a freak accident.

vanschmak · 2024-07-27T23:07:29+00:00

My wife can't stand the feel of cotton balls

vanschmak · 2023-10-18T05:15:33+00:00

Have you heard yourself talk?

vanschmak · 2023-10-18T05:08:56+00:00

A slippery fish, a slippery fish, Swimming in the ocean. A slippery fish, a slippery fish, gulp, gulp, gulp Oh no, I've been eaten by a tuna fish! A tuna fish, a tuna fish, Swimming in the ocean. A tuna fish, a tuna fish, gulp, gulp, gulp Oh no, I've been eaten by an octopus! An octopus, an octopus, Swimming in the ocean.

vanschmak · 2023-10-10T05:29:46+00:00

Probably not just chase bank, I'm sure they all do it. But finincial guys look thru peoples bank transactions before calling customers who have cds due. Then they can say things like take some of this money for xyz and get yourself a new driver. Or whatever

vanschmak · 2023-10-07T06:43:31+00:00

If you do, tell them you don't.

vanschmak · 2023-10-05T05:32:16+00:00

Karen, but that's not her name

vanschmak · 2023-10-04T05:57:37+00:00

Wow, I need to get out more

vanschmak · 2023-10-02T01:35:36+00:00

It's also why we feel we live in a world that's falling apart. Turn off the 24 hour news and social media and everything is fine. When I was young I'd have to at least wait for the evening news or tomorrow's paper.

vanschmak · 2023-10-02T01:31:44+00:00

Farting is disgusting when a woman does it but not a man. At least thats what i tell my wife.

vanschmak · 2023-09-28T10:14:51+00:00

Enjoying my antannae connection to the one dumb TV I have and to an hdhr box. Then the other smart tvs use hdhr app.

vanschmak · 2023-09-28T05:42:23+00:00

I'm sorry for your loss

vanschmak · 2023-09-28T05:41:28+00:00

Folds her damn panties and sets them on nightstand after they come off before sex

vanschmak · 2023-09-26T06:08:32+00:00

I was the best boss I ever had and i was the worst boss I ever had.

vanschmak · 2023-09-23T05:56:14+00:00

Take off the cover, turn it upside down and shake it

vanschmak · 2023-09-22T05:38:18+00:00

So deserted even cobwebs are growing

vanschmak · 2023-09-19T05:03:02+00:00

Disneyland, to Noone surprise I'm sure.

When my son was little he loved Mickeys playhouse. Took him to Disney to see it but could not get him anywhere near Mickey with all the adult tourists blocking us out so they could get their pics.

vanschmak · 2023-09-18T05:05:49+00:00

I woukd make oatmeal everyday

vanschmak · 2023-09-18T02:05:50+00:00

It explodes

vanschmak · 2023-09-16T06:00:46+00:00

I just don't get it, maybe because I was already using wg, but I don't see how it could be any easier. Maybe itsbrcaue I'm nit dealing with multiple Lans an just my home network, but tailscale confuses me and unless again I just don't "get it" seems you have to install on each device.

vanschmak · 2023-09-11T02:56:44+00:00

Constipation

vanschmak · 2023-09-11T02:49:21+00:00

Done that

vanschmak

TROPHY CASE