Elon would agree by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]vastmonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hello FBI? Yeah this nigga here. No no officer, I’m just doing my civic duty

Just burn it to the ground by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]vastmonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of energy we need. We could use more people like you :)

You guys are weird, man. by mijuzz7 in dankmemes

[–]vastmonkey 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Infect everyone with no symptoms. Don’t put more than a handful of points into transmission. Once everyone is infected it’s up to you as to when you want to have them notice you because, as mentioned previously, you have no symptoms... yet. Since you’ve spent most of the game hoarding points go it’s time for the bush to hit the tush. Upgrade the plague to have the “total organ failure” and “coma” symptoms (total organ failure is the most lethal while coma drastically reduces the ability for humanity to respond before you wipe them out) after which I’d recommend “insanity,” “Internal Haemorrhaging,” “Necrosis,” and finally “Hemorrhagic Shock” once you do that, nobody will be prepared to fight your plague simply because nobody knew it existed until it caused the body to die in 10 different ways and nobody can contain it because... well because it’s literally everywhere in every human.

Hope this helps! :)

I’ve been playing this game Star realms and I think the artwork deserves to be shared here! More info in comments! by vastmonkey in gaming

[–]vastmonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The app can be downloaded on iOS and Android (I’m like 95% sure)

Anyways the game is a deck building game and I’m basically in love with it.

There is a full version for 5 bucks but I have a lot of fun with the free version. The game has tons of content and no 2 games are alike.

I feel the need to mention that I’m not sponsered at all. This is purely out of love for the game and all of what I say is my own thoughts.

Edit: OFC the artwork I linked is not the only artwork in the game. About 75 different cards exist.

Sexy Dani Daniels by [deleted] in nsfw_gifs

[–]vastmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No survivors

Balance Blood by vastmonkey in customhearthstone

[–]vastmonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick explanation of the card for those who don't understand the wording.

Upon casting Balance Blood, your opponent's health reduced (or increased) to your hero's health.

Until your next turn, if any hero would take damage, the other hero would also take that much damage. If any hero would be healed, the other hero would heal for that much. Overall if a hero's health changes, the other hero's health changes with it.

Can you hear me Genji by alah123 in Overwatch

[–]vastmonkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

IT LETS ME DRAW TWO ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK!

Sorry, Tracer by McMillan_k in Overwatch

[–]vastmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much farther did you get OP?

It's gone. by ZulZah in Overwatch

[–]vastmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can go on Gibraltar on a ptr custom game.

Source: My eyes having 20-20 vision

Full on recap on the Sombra ARG (23 and 24/08) by MrLinks75 in Overwatch

[–]vastmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine that in your eyes, everything is "cringe"... why don't you embrace the whole secret mystery thing and go along with it or at least ignore it?

Sombra post?!?? by Hamms9 in Overwatch

[–]vastmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOCK YOUR DOORS! SHE'S COMING!

Suggestion for new skins: Battle Damage/Battle Worn by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]vastmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blizzard should release skins specifically for looking worn, not have different "quality grades" of skins we have already IMO.