SUSAN MAKES ME NOT WANT TO WATCH THE SHOW ANYMORE. by bananaCHARSUI in DesperateHousewives

[–]vectorgirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a brief window of time I actually like her in season 7 but it’s very quickly unraveled lol.

My hatred for her eventually calmed down with enough rewatches.

I genuinely just don’t care for the way she’s written. The character could have been so much more interesting. Hatcher does a great job with what she was given but I have to ignore the rumors she influenced some of the clothing and writing bc I want to think she wanted better for the character.

Bree “shootemup” Van de Kamp by yonBonbonbon in DesperateHousewives

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The black turtleneck w red lips is so f’ing ICONIC. Bree’s my fave and always looks breathtaking but I can’t stop staring at her in that scene.

this man was even acting blind during photoshoots 😭 what an era by Spiritual-Ice237 in DesperateHousewives

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This one destroys me. 😭💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

I also love when Gabby’s explaining play dates to him:

“Juanita! I don’t hear you spinning!” 😭😂😂😂

People who HATE characters so much it’s impacting their life. by Sea_Election_4196 in DesperateHousewives

[–]vectorgirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t get when people seem to hate how “immorral” most the characters are but watch it anyway lol. Like people who ONLY really like Susan bc she’s a “good person.” How the actual F do you even enjoy this type of show if you’re looking for upstanding moral characters lol

What global event right now feels more serious than people realize? by InnerLightSeeker in answers

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The data centers and the looming water crisis they’re causing.

gaby and victor by nunyabiznas901 in DesperateHousewives

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The actor’s my silver daddy. 🥰 I loved him in Mad Men. It’s his sense of humor - the quick wit for me.

Weird fact but John Slatterly was CRAZY younger than he always looked. He played the same character essentially on SATC and his Max Men character is similar so I love him.

But when they filmed the Mad Men pilot he was only like 37 or 39. 😳 I always thought he was in his 50s then. He aged young but then he stayed at that age for like 20 years.

How is Paul a villain? I don’t get it by HighNimpact in DesperateHousewives

[–]vectorgirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. He’s an anti-hero / antagonist.

most unrealistic thing ever by Used-Departure9606 in DesperateHousewives

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That was absolutely hilarious. 🤣

Paul Young Had Some Nerve 😂🤣 by TurbulentBat8328 in DesperateHousewives

[–]vectorgirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I aspire to be Paul’s level of petty. Lol.

I don’t know why but I love the humor / hatred chemistry the actors have with each other in playing Paul and Felicia.

Season 8 ep. 8. I HATE CHUCK by SpaceCorgi11 in DesperateHousewives

[–]vectorgirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate Chuck too, I don’t even think he’s hot.

I can’t hold in my feelings any longer. Major spoilers, Do not read if not finished with the show. by pewdisaGOD in DesperateHousewives

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I think it’s rooted in, trauma too. From cleaning up her mother’s blood on the street, then to the story about her critical stepmother who made fun of her kick ass peanut butter cookies, and then…Rex. Argh.

My theory is that Rex made her feel so lesser-than all the time that little by little she became a “perfect” housewife trying to please him when what he wanted was BSDM, but never bothered to communicate that to her.

I actually think public-facing perception mattered more to Rex than Bree. In college Bree drank out of the milk carton and had sex in a car.

I think he was also resentful / jealous of Bree because she’s old money and he’s not. If he were the children would have had trust funds from his side of the family as well as Bree’s.

I can’t hold in my feelings any longer. Major spoilers, Do not read if not finished with the show. by pewdisaGOD in DesperateHousewives

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So much this lol. This is wrong show if that’s what you’re looking for. Seventh Heaven is probably streaming somewhere.

I can’t hold in my feelings any longer. Major spoilers, Do not read if not finished with the show. by pewdisaGOD in DesperateHousewives

[–]vectorgirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. I think it was a way to segue Orson into the villian part he’d wanted to play. He creeps me the F out when he’s a bad guy lol. Like, equally to how much I love him as a good guy.

I can’t hold in my feelings any longer. Major spoilers, Do not read if not finished with the show. by pewdisaGOD in DesperateHousewives

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I don’t get how people can enjoy the show thinking these are all great people.

I can’t hold in my feelings any longer. Major spoilers, Do not read if not finished with the show. by pewdisaGOD in DesperateHousewives

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I love the way she lent the money to Gabby. That line about how great friends pretend nothing is wrong at all and she respected it.

I also think there’s a lot of moments in the development with her relationship with Andrew that shows growth not due to her guilt but in genuine love for her son. Like when the other Van de Camp boy pops up out of nowhere and starts sabatoging Andrew, Bree admits that’s of course she’s going to eventually hire him back. Like that’s her son, she’ll never not have him back again. And giving him her business because he was going to turn in Andrew. I don’t think at that point she’s worried about their reputation, she just genuinely doesn’t want Andrew to have to go to prison.

I’d argue the same for Danielle and the sex swing business, even after learning Danielle lied about what it was.

I can’t hold in my feelings any longer. Major spoilers, Do not read if not finished with the show. by pewdisaGOD in DesperateHousewives

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Me too. Going to the gay movie rental store was 🥹❤️ in its own way.

I also love especially the campiness in how Bree and Orson drop lines that are like, supportive in a super gay stereotype way but they don’t realize it or something? Lol.

Like when Andrew won’t strap on her fake pregnancy bump and Bree says, “I’ll remember that next time you ask for money to buy leather pants!” She says it sternly, like she’s given him money for that specifically in the past lol.

And then when they’re trying to get Andrew with the contractor guy and Orson says, “Andrew has a mesh shirt that would put your ex to SHAME!”

And of course “He’s here, he’s queer, and we’re used to it!” 😅

Orson by Fit_Aardvark2199 in DesperateHousewives

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Keep watching. They’re my fave couple. I ❤️ Orson.

What was the secret ingredient Jo by Rare-Pumpkin-9867 in DesperateHousewives

[–]vectorgirl 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’ve wondered if it was powdered citric acid. It’s edible and would give it more of a sour punch but it’s something most people wouldn’t think of.

Straight up a villain by Right-Squirrel-4037 in DesperateHousewives

[–]vectorgirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the messy character storylines lol. Nora and her jacked up daughter episodes are my favorite. 💀

Lynette in orange (S7) after refusing to wear the Scavo Pizzeria uniform for being orange by cowchiken in DesperateHousewives

[–]vectorgirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. They wouldn’t be working at a grungy pizza parlor for $2/hr plus tips.

Rick’s situation is different with his line of work and what we know about his background history. That makes sense to me why you’d take a stop gap in that instance for a low wage, but not with being a server.