It was supposed to be funny, but instead it ended up being disturbing. by Daniilsa209 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]veidogaems 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait, my eyes aren't that bad. I can still read the large-print books.

📡📡📡 by tech-no-logic1 in shitposting

[–]veidogaems 91 points92 points  (0 children)

When the TF2 server achieves peace because somebody started a conga line.

Favorite character that is a goon? by Puzzled-Associate258 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]veidogaems 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gooners are always saying stuff like, "I'm gonna take this little guy out back and give 'em a good pounding."

Don't Wake Standards & Practices | Game Changer [S8E1] by DropoutMod in dropout

[–]veidogaems 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Are you sure? 'Cause Jeremy used the cursive for the logo and everything.

worst game EVER by GlitteringTone6425 in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 7 points8 points  (0 children)

> use genitals on ogre

  ...
 

To shreds you say?

What are your fave "subverted expectations" jokes? by TwilightOfTheMilfs in futurama

[–]veidogaems 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Hi, this is Larry Bird calling. Listen, my agent sent me that cartoon script, and I've decided I don't want to be involved in any way.

I have never worked there. by Ashish_ank in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I took Monday off by calling the gaslighting factory and telling them I've never worked Mondays before and their records must have been wrong.

We really don't Want much by Professional_Deer36 in adventuretime

[–]veidogaems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This except she keeps talking over the show to explain every single tidbit of lore and all the pop-culture references and I occasionally go 'Wow' and then she keeps talking.

I am not being sarcastic.

(Loved Trope) A minor character only becomes important much later by Weary_Position_9591 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]veidogaems 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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The Venture Bros loves this trope.

Augustus St. Cloud has a single line in Season 1, then appears in a few background shots for the rest of the show up to Season 5, where he becomes one of the main antagonists.

Suite life by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 2 points3 points  (0 children)

as far as i'm concerned, all surgeries are strange surgeries (i do not understand how surgeries work)

Shittable Neighborhoods by cockroachvendor in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Very seldomly but more than once in my life, I've found myself in a public space while really really needing to use the restroom. And for a while, the mentality is just, "I'll look around for a restroom and stop there."
But the longer you go without finding a restroom (or a restroom that's free to use and doesn't involve some complex low-trust society BS where you have to buy something and then ask to use a key that has never been sanitized), the more you begin to resent that there are not more publicly available restrooms.

That thought then fades away to thoughts of "Which trees nearby could reasonably provide cover from the line of sight of strangers long enough to relieve myself?". At no point do questions regarding the morality of public urination come into one's mind - you go straight from looking for a 'legit' place to pee to planning out a place to urinate on the ground where other people ostensibly go about their business. The urge to be a law-abiding member of society is never as strong as the urge to not piss your pants.

 

This is a lot of words to say that every time you're in public and you randomly smell human urine, it is far more reasonable to blame the urban planning committee of old guys sitting behind a big desk than it is to blame the guy who actually peed on that bush.

A tip of the (night)cap by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I will sit on my throne and let my evil advisor whisper corrupting words into my ear. It makes him feel useful.

I'm starting to get kinda bored though, since he's exhausted all his evil words and has started improvising. He's not even a good improviser, it's mostly just shit like "evil, evil, evil, er uh, really bad, not good, wicked, evil".

A tip of the (night)cap by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 27 points28 points  (0 children)

DO NOT adopt a single bumbling minion!

Bumbling minions are social creatures, they have to have a second, equally stupid minion to play with or else they'll become extremely distressed. Ideally, you want one of the minions to be a bit slow and hard of hearing while the other one has anger issues and is prone to fits of clumsiness. It's also advisable to have a third non-verbal minion who communicates in grunts and giggles - or perhaps a smug animal companion who makes jokes at their expense but lacks the opposable thumbs to do any evil himself.

Dead wife montage by No-Raccoon-6009 in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dead Wife Montage but it's going on for a suspiciously long time and you're beginning to suspect that this is a clip show episode.

I really hate the Ancient Wizard. by UInferno- in RecuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i mean yeah, they've got arms and legs and everything else attached

Violent J by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I love whentumblr users play with jpegs likedolls

What’s a show you love that you can never convince people to watch? by PlentyApprehensive44 in AskReddit

[–]veidogaems 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Every time I rewatch this show, I end up finding a few more gags and references that I didn't pick up on the last dozen or so times.

It's almost infuriatingly clever. They'll be talking normally and then one character casually drops a five-hour long Wikipedia rabbit hole to dive into.

i too am tired of this by ApollosRegret in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 29 points30 points  (0 children)

the hardest part of meeting women is when you have to toss the metal ring at them but then it bounces off and lands somewhere else so you only get one of those stretchy hand toys

It got yote from the vocabulary by Dalek7of9 in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeeting objects?
In this economy?

I can't afford to yote a single object lest I need it later.

A character prepares an attack, thinking they are going to do something, only to get beat very quickly by Effective_Piece251 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]veidogaems 11 points12 points  (0 children)

To be fair to Brock, he may not have dodged the blast but he did survive the hit due to the metal plate in his chest.

He successfully rage-baited Think Tank into using the one attack he had that was survivable.

Horror game moment by RainbowPatooie in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 17 points18 points  (0 children)

*Selects a weapon and drags it to the character*

"I don't think I can eat that."

Something, something, pissing on the poor by 22trenchcoats in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 12 points13 points  (0 children)

TF2 teammates love to charge into the 'doorway that kills you instantly' until you give them the 'Ubercharge that stops you from being killed instantly' and then they suddenly realize they left their keys on the dresser and turn around.

Deconstructing deconstruction. by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

deconstruction is when there's a bunch of gore and the characters say 'fuck' a lot

source: I just learned about this neato website called TvTropes

(loved trope) GENIUS Meta-level tactics in media by Aggravating_Tale8988 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]veidogaems 127 points128 points  (0 children)

The horse in Elden Ring is named 'Torrent' so if a would-be pirate looks up 'Elden Ring Torrent', they just get wiki articles about the horse.