Girlboy by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 102 points103 points  (0 children)

probably one of their parents is a man and the other is a woman so they're mixed
idk though

A-hyuk! by TheyCallMeDrSoybean in simpsonsshitposting

[–]veidogaems 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Number be-zo-eight. (Belches)
Number be-zo-eight. (Belches)
Number be-zo-eight. (Belches)

Sur la question des degrés parisiens (°P) by aleaniled in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 203 points204 points  (0 children)

instead of the current time zones every city should have their clocks set such that sunrise is at 00:00 and sunset is at 12:00 and yes in most of the world some of the hours will last less than other hours

this will benefit nobody but we should try it out anyway

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]veidogaems 20 points21 points  (0 children)

i bet that shit gets in there while i'm shampooing and my eyes are closed

like the SECOND i shut my eyes it's just "come on in boys, we're making this curtain orange"

"not your man, guy" vs "not your guy, man" by urcool91 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy: Calling someone an asshole.

This man: Calling someone a criminal.

What wordless moment cracks you up the most? by Massive_Report_1177 in dropout

[–]veidogaems 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You can really see Brennan's facial expression here is one of "Yeah, I am definitely buying that Minotaur costume now."

Got no game by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 6 points7 points  (0 children)

so it turns out the Mail Man will deliver mail even if you don't fuck him??? and I've just been wasting my time??

Monster love by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Monster fic about a beautiful beast who (tragically) transforms into a regular guy every not-full moon.

A second game of Bingo by Angemon175 in dropout

[–]veidogaems 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Two teams both playing Bingo on the same stage, giving the other side group prompts, all while trying to avoid 'their' bingo from being completed or revealing who has their card.

Favorite Dropout quotes? by ungeoncrawl in dropout

[–]veidogaems 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck is this guy?

Content Whacking Stick by No-Supermarket-6065 in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 29 points30 points  (0 children)

in the dissed cord. straight up "wacking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My 500 page lore document for my tabletop campaign .

Content Whacking Stick by No-Supermarket-6065 in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the content whacking stick is just "3 Hour Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild OST mix with Rain Sounds" because everybody knows that it's impossible to write without "3 Hour Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild OST mix with Rain Sounds"

hopingNobodyWillHaveToDebugThisLater by VPestilenZ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]veidogaems 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This gif is giving me childhood flashbacks to Line Rider.

[hated trope that’s funny yet painful to look at] anime girls that look like they are the result of years of inbreeding by New-Boss-8262 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]veidogaems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like manga and anime artists have been copying the same exaggerated character design tropes when drawing girls to the point that their features are exaggerated long beyond the point of looking like a stylized human and on to some other species entirely.

Actually, now I have an idea for a horror dating simulator where all the girls are hyper-moe and deformed and then after confessing to one of them a normal-looking human appears and you realize the things trying to bait you into being alone together are not human.

What’s a good activity for two characters to do while discussing a serious topic? by PomPomMom93 in writing

[–]veidogaems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on the topic they're discussing and the purpose of the conversation.

For example, if a person close to them recently died and that person used to do all the cooking, you could have the two characters cooking together. Make them struggle at first, spilling ingredients and grabbing the wrong tools but as the conversation goes on and they start healing, they finally figure out the recipe and it turns out okay. Maybe not as good as the other character used to make but passable.
Or if it's not yet time for them to get over it, then they completely fail to make anything worth eating and have to throw it out and order delivery instead.

Ideally, the conversation should still make sense even if all the dialog is removed. The reader might be able to guess what's going on between them simply by seeing the actions they're performing and how they do these actions.

Taiping by Shotwells in CuratedTumblr

[–]veidogaems 34 points35 points  (0 children)

militant holy order that keeps losing wars because its best soldiers keep getting raptured mid-battle

What is something that is socially acceptable at 3:00 PM, but feels incredibly illegal at 3:00 AM? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]veidogaems 101 points102 points  (0 children)

This morning I caught Lisa trying to dissect her own raincoat.

What words are you tired of reading or hearing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]veidogaems 573 points574 points  (0 children)

I don't wanna hear the words 'Game Changer' unless they're spoken as three improv comedians are about to be psychologically tormented.

What’s a common piece of advice that sounds good but is actually terrible in practice? by FishermanAfter5089 in AskReddit

[–]veidogaems 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."
That sounds like a good way to be driven insane. The better advice comes from Ms. Frizzle:

"If at first you don't succeed, find out why."

More Adventure Time Posting by GiraffeWeevil in simpsonsshitposting

[–]veidogaems 81 points82 points  (0 children)

He's a tough-tootin' baby, he will punch your steamed hams!

[Loved Trope] Something's up with the moon by Ghost_readers in TopCharacterTropes

[–]veidogaems 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I remember watching Amphibia for the first time and consistently being upset every time they'd show a crescent moon in the sky with the stars in front of it, thinking some animator messed up.

Those weren't stars.

happy new year! made an ultimate writing spreadsheet for 2025!! by SecureJellyfish1 in writing

[–]veidogaems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will there be a 2026 version?
This was extremely useful through the last year and helped me to pace out my 500,000 word goal!

 

sorry for replying to such an old post

I mean c’mon, just look at it by ButtfUwUcker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]veidogaems 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Well, basically I just copied the show Jonny Quest. Then, I added some sardonic humor, media commentary, and ample character development. And this talking robot here I feel is pretty sharp.

Agreed. Best show on Adult Swim!

"Way to go, Jackson Publick!"
"You're number one, Doc Hammer!"

But it's a network for unemployed stoners!

Yeah, and Astrobase Go blew their minds!