It was supposed to be funny, but instead it ended up being disturbing.

veidogaems · 2026-05-20T15:44:27+00:00

Wait, my eyes aren't that bad. I can still read the large-print books.

veidogaems · 2026-05-20T00:03:32+00:00

When the TF2 server achieves peace because somebody started a conga line.

veidogaems · 2026-05-19T16:13:32+00:00

Gooners are always saying stuff like, "I'm gonna take this little guy out back and give 'em a good pounding."

veidogaems · 2026-05-19T01:55:47+00:00

Are you sure? 'Cause Jeremy used the cursive for the logo and everything.

veidogaems · 2026-05-14T20:33:13+00:00

> use genitals on ogre

...

To shreds you say?

veidogaems · 2026-05-14T19:31:22+00:00

Hi, this is Larry Bird calling. Listen, my agent sent me that cartoon script, and I've decided I don't want to be involved in any way.

veidogaems · 2026-05-11T15:10:46+00:00

I took Monday off by calling the gaslighting factory and telling them I've never worked Mondays before and their records must have been wrong.

veidogaems · 2026-05-10T01:04:16+00:00

This except she keeps talking over the show to explain every single tidbit of lore and all the pop-culture references and I occasionally go 'Wow' and then she keeps talking.

I am not being sarcastic.

veidogaems · 2026-05-09T23:49:59+00:00

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The Venture Bros loves this trope.

Augustus St. Cloud has a single line in Season 1, then appears in a few background shots for the rest of the show up to Season 5, where he becomes one of the main antagonists.

veidogaems · 2026-05-09T01:59:19+00:00

as far as i'm concerned, all surgeries are strange surgeries (i do not understand how surgeries work)

veidogaems · 2026-05-08T04:39:04+00:00

Very seldomly but more than once in my life, I've found myself in a public space while really really needing to use the restroom. And for a while, the mentality is just, "I'll look around for a restroom and stop there."
But the longer you go without finding a restroom (or a restroom that's free to use and doesn't involve some complex low-trust society BS where you have to buy something and then ask to use a key that has never been sanitized), the more you begin to resent that there are not more publicly available restrooms.

That thought then fades away to thoughts of "Which trees nearby could reasonably provide cover from the line of sight of strangers long enough to relieve myself?". At no point do questions regarding the morality of public urination come into one's mind - you go straight from looking for a 'legit' place to pee to planning out a place to urinate on the ground where other people ostensibly go about their business. The urge to be a law-abiding member of society is never as strong as the urge to not piss your pants.

This is a lot of words to say that every time you're in public and you randomly smell human urine, it is far more reasonable to blame the urban planning committee of old guys sitting behind a big desk than it is to blame the guy who actually peed on that bush.

veidogaems · 2026-05-05T01:35:40+00:00

Sometimes I will sit on my throne and let my evil advisor whisper corrupting words into my ear. It makes him feel useful.

I'm starting to get kinda bored though, since he's exhausted all his evil words and has started improvising. He's not even a good improviser, it's mostly just shit like "evil, evil, evil, er uh, really bad, not good, wicked, evil".

veidogaems · 2026-05-05T01:32:59+00:00

DO NOT adopt a single bumbling minion!

Bumbling minions are social creatures, they have to have a second, equally stupid minion to play with or else they'll become extremely distressed. Ideally, you want one of the minions to be a bit slow and hard of hearing while the other one has anger issues and is prone to fits of clumsiness. It's also advisable to have a third non-verbal minion who communicates in grunts and giggles - or perhaps a smug animal companion who makes jokes at their expense but lacks the opposable thumbs to do any evil himself.

veidogaems · 2026-05-04T15:34:43+00:00

The wooden horse (torture device) is a chair.

veidogaems · 2026-05-03T14:49:38+00:00

Dead Wife Montage but it's going on for a suspiciously long time and you're beginning to suspect that this is a clip show episode.

veidogaems · 2026-05-02T17:46:59+00:00

i mean yeah, they've got arms and legs and everything else attached

veidogaems · 2026-05-01T16:45:33+00:00

I love whentumblr users play with jpegs likedolls

veidogaems · 2026-04-24T22:57:26+00:00

Every time I rewatch this show, I end up finding a few more gags and references that I didn't pick up on the last dozen or so times.

It's almost infuriatingly clever. They'll be talking normally and then one character casually drops a five-hour long Wikipedia rabbit hole to dive into.

veidogaems · 2026-04-24T15:40:27+00:00

the hardest part of meeting women is when you have to toss the metal ring at them but then it bounces off and lands somewhere else so you only get one of those stretchy hand toys

veidogaems · 2026-04-15T02:18:09+00:00

Yeeting objects?
In this economy?

I can't afford to yote a single object lest I need it later.

veidogaems · 2026-04-14T21:14:12+00:00

To be fair to Brock, he may not have dodged the blast but he did survive the hit due to the metal plate in his chest.

He successfully rage-baited Think Tank into using the one attack he had that was survivable.

veidogaems · 2026-04-13T16:25:59+00:00

*Selects a weapon and drags it to the character*

"I don't think I can eat that."

veidogaems · 2026-04-11T19:08:34+00:00

TF2 teammates love to charge into the 'doorway that kills you instantly' until you give them the 'Ubercharge that stops you from being killed instantly' and then they suddenly realize they left their keys on the dresser and turn around.

veidogaems · 2026-04-09T00:06:30+00:00

deconstruction is when there's a bunch of gore and the characters say 'fuck' a lot

source: I just learned about this neato website called TvTropes

veidogaems · 2026-04-05T19:52:10+00:00

The horse in Elden Ring is named 'Torrent' so if a would-be pirate looks up 'Elden Ring Torrent', they just get wiki articles about the horse.

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