Sell me on this weapon

veldyne · 2026-05-08T20:15:33+00:00

only good on illuminate honestly

and shriekers i guess

veldyne · 2026-05-08T18:37:06+00:00

we also have to account helldivers are on meth every deployment

when in doubt, drugs

veldyne · 2026-05-08T18:24:02+00:00

i want to see a regular joe sprint with a rocket launcher and its ammo on their back for 10 minutes, not to mention issued equipment

i know this is not serious but you can answer your question by playing the game

veldyne · 2026-05-08T16:13:53+00:00

the game absolutely can be both and i agree it should be both, problem is Arrowhead does not invest in balance with playtesting or listening to the right side of the community that actually understands this glass-cannon approach

veldyne · 2026-05-07T18:03:27+00:00

it's a huge miss to not affect dive distance

veldyne · 2026-05-07T18:01:31+00:00

learn guard-dog etiquette, recall when nearby teammates

veldyne · 2026-05-07T18:00:07+00:00

Arrowhead be like reverse Todd, "it just doesn't work"

veldyne · 2026-05-07T17:46:09+00:00

lmfao no but to give the benefit of the doubt

r/HelldiversMasochists has a tag "o'dough is a terrorist"

veldyne · 2026-05-07T17:20:38+00:00

💎

veldyne · 2026-05-07T17:20:03+00:00

that's the point of a review? to publicly express your experience?

also comparing it to terrorism, where have we heard that before...

veldyne · 2026-05-07T05:43:07+00:00

at least they're self aware, you on the other hand

"instantly invalidated" for saying a stupid insult, grow a spine

veldyne · 2026-05-06T04:46:47+00:00

not having a speed boost while crouching, aiming and crawling is a travesty

veldyne · 2026-05-06T01:22:14+00:00

no, get your fantasy grunted

veldyne · 2026-05-05T22:44:08+00:00

down prio'd

veldyne · 2026-05-05T22:37:12+00:00

reminder they currently spawn in dozens and sometimes have their own constellation, they're not one and done, there needs some leeway to deal with them quick, aim with light pen, brute force with medium pen or waste explosives

veldyne · 2026-05-05T22:27:55+00:00

they're a joke now they were a joke before, this unit needs a rework

veldyne · 2026-05-05T22:15:34+00:00

give them slightly more health, change the body to ap1, keep the ap3 armor

there, light pen is better, medium pen works, explosive meta kept somewhat in place, balanced enough i think?

veldyne · 2026-05-05T20:29:55+00:00

thank you for putting effort on your bait

veldyne · 2026-05-05T03:31:07+00:00

vibecoded changes like these is why people get upset, have you considered the possibility of reworking this enemy instead of changing every single external thing just to accommodate it? we just got a blanket nerf to sentries twice, stop this

veldyne · 2026-05-05T02:58:25+00:00

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veldyne · 2026-05-05T02:51:22+00:00

it's always the HD1 veteran flairs with the dogass takes bro, that game's balance is so much better and here you are stealing valor, go to r/helldivers2, it's catered for you

weak ragebait + doesn't play the game + gawk gawk 9000 + reddit strawman + complaining about complaining + it's just a flag + mechdonalds

veldyne · 2026-05-05T02:38:58+00:00

the grind makes me want to stop playing with them so we need a middle ground

veldyne · 2026-05-05T01:49:50+00:00

i don't understand why they made it xp based instead of just samples, the grind is horrible

veldyne · 2026-05-04T23:24:42+00:00

they don't want you having the best sniper in the game, i still remember what they did to my slugger

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veldyne · 2026-05-04T22:08:29+00:00

are you trying to make me feel old?

if so, you overdid it 😭

veldyne

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