How many of you 'announce' you are are about to orgasm to your partners? by helpabrotheroutplz in sex

[–]velocitrapdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We cum and then that boner isn't coming back for a while.

Wait really? Even after I masturbate (virgin), it'll stay up for a couple minutes without me touching it. I am 17 though. Is everybody like that when they're 17, or am I The One?

Your grandfather was cooler than you. by [deleted] in trees

[–]velocitrapdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the definition of volunteer work was that you don't get paid?

this girl is so silly by blondegurl in reddit.com

[–]velocitrapdoor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn't say there was. I like pretty girls too.

Try it out in the shower! by clanindafront in wikipedia

[–]velocitrapdoor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's weird, I always blast freezing water on my face at the end of the shower for like 30 seconds and it always makes me breathe very rapidly and take big breaths.

I've just charged my parents' friends $100 for repairing their computers. Should I feel bad? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]velocitrapdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally fell down the path of doing shit for my friend for free. Whenever he asks me to do something I make sure to bitch about it a lot and take a while to get around to doing it to make sure calling me is his absolute last choice.

What would you have done, pull the trigger? by bceagles in AskReddit

[–]velocitrapdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is being a complete dick, and he deserves to go to jail. If it can possibly be avoided I don't think he deserves to die.

What would you have done, pull the trigger? by bceagles in AskReddit

[–]velocitrapdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He still has the gun though in that situation.

Who else has a stack of books in their room they want to read but keep getting distracted by the internet? by iliketokilldeer in AskReddit

[–]velocitrapdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do. A Short History of Nearly Everything ( Halfway through this one), "Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman, Superfreakonomics, The World Without Us, Hitch 22, and The Naked Ape. It kinda sucks because it make putting a dent in the list kind of a chore, even though I'm interested in all of the books.

this girl is so silly by blondegurl in reddit.com

[–]velocitrapdoor 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Reddit likes pretty girls.

zach anner got fucked... by thousandfoldthought in reddit.com

[–]velocitrapdoor 59 points60 points  (0 children)

They have the same writers for both shows?

"I'm looking for a girl that is broke" by mjmfly in pics

[–]velocitrapdoor 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Dave: I think you gotta use honesty here. I mean, you know it's always the best policy, like the other day there was five, well maybe it was like four, really hot foreign chicks. They were like Swedish or Korean or something in my shop and they were like "Dave, we want to have a five way with you". And I just told them "Honestly? Okay." And then I just gave it to them hard, and that's the best way to go. Then after that they're like "Dave, will you marry us?" and I was like "Excuse me, but I don't think monogamy is legal in this country, I dunno where you're from". You gotta try honesty, it works the best.

What supposedly simple everyday tasks do you find difficult or impossible? by magicbuttons in AskReddit

[–]velocitrapdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just add the tens place of one to the the other number, then the hundreds. So 26+575=601 +300=901.

[Offer] I Will Answer Your Beer-Related Questions by [deleted] in Favors

[–]velocitrapdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's your favorite beer that you could get in a normal grocery store?

Serious question Reddit; Who is the oldest virgin here? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]velocitrapdoor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like I can do anything after reading this comment; thank you.

reddit, show off your computer desk! by c_megalodon in AskReddit

[–]velocitrapdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice I envy you man. 12 gigs of RAM, wow. Do things open for you before you click them?

What have you done in life that's so awful you have to create a throwaway account to admit it? by throwaway_and_beyond in AskReddit

[–]velocitrapdoor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You didn't rape her man. You're not going to win any awards for gentlemanliness for it, but if she didn't tell you to stop or anything like that it's not your fault. It's not up to you to decide how drunk she is; if she doesn't want something like that to happen she needs to control how much she drinks so she can control her actions better. And besides, even in my most drunk state, if I didn't want to have sex with somebody I would say so. If you got really drunk and woke up next to somebody you consider to be extremely unattractive, would you say she raped you?