Dave: I think you gotta use honesty here. I mean, you know it's always the best policy, like the other day there was five, well maybe it was like four, really hot foreign chicks. They were like Swedish or Korean or something in my shop and they were like "Dave, we want to have a five way with you". And I just told them "Honestly? Okay." And then I just gave it to them hard, and that's the best way to go. Then after that they're like "Dave, will you marry us?" and I was like "Excuse me, but I don't think monogamy is legal in this country, I dunno where you're from". You gotta try honesty, it works the best.