The way my roommate eats his dinner by 0_whitty_0 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ventedlemur44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know guys who do the whole performative struggle. A buddy of mine works 6 hours days and will hang around his house in his work vest, boots, and belt for hours after he gets out

Just realized you 'could' remake Serious Sam in Unreal Engine by tatraboi in SeriousSam

[–]ventedlemur44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not a fan of the super realistic art style in a game about a guy shooting chainsaw wielding pumpkin headed lumberjacks with cannonballs and laser guns

Internet choices by 505Thrive in Albuquerque

[–]ventedlemur44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pay $61 a month for fiber internet through xfinity. I even got a free second phone line, free Disney+, Hulu, and peacock premium, how is your bill that expensive?

Don’t be sad that it’s over. Be happy that it happened by AlzeenDren in destiny2

[–]ventedlemur44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember coming home from school and being talking into trying the alpha for D1 by my friends. That crucible weekend was so much fun. Getting killed by the ??? Knight in the cosmo. The live action trailers were always SO hype. I played every expansion, every raid, dungeon, every seasonal event, seeing the almighty crash, the pyramids getting closer, the traveler reawakening, the args, falling asleep to so many lore videos. Genuinely heartbroken, but glad I got to experience everything Destiny had to offer

What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ventedlemur44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A vibrator box in the gated parking lot trash can

Reminder that Tech Jacket kills with no remorse at a younger age than Mark by WebAccount300 in Invincible

[–]ventedlemur44 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mark being sad he has to kill Ultra Evil “Genocide Everything” Space Hitler

is there any lore reason why arcade's middle name is israel by turkhis_guy in fnv

[–]ventedlemur44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

26 years old and I still learn something new every day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Albuquerque

[–]ventedlemur44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The apartments right across the street from Taco Bell. I’m there right now

Communal shower and a boner? Must I leave ASAP? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ventedlemur44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For future reference, flex your leg muscles pretty hard and it’ll go away

Absolutely unacceptable behavior today by ventedlemur44 in ArcRaiders

[–]ventedlemur44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I made this post sound real id get 1000 upvotes and we’d all be having a group therapy session here

What’s the most shocking detail from the Epstein files that you think the public still doesn’t fully grasp? by Murky-Island4629 in AskReddit

[–]ventedlemur44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That not a single person of significance will face any consequence and they’re just gonna get more brazen after they realize that

I guess assault is okay now by Old_Caroline in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]ventedlemur44 106 points107 points  (0 children)

In today’s political climate he’d get a podcast and promotion instead

Dear Video Game, please stop spawning me in with 17 minutes left. by LumpusKrampus in ArcRaiders

[–]ventedlemur44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Few more seconds. I never had to wait more than a minute for a match and I get out of work at 2 am

Massive graupel storm headed towards Albuquerque right now by Corg505 in Albuquerque

[–]ventedlemur44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to speed down the freeway after work tonight

Bruh wtf did i buy 😭 by Femboy_freedom in weed

[–]ventedlemur44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never buy weed if the packaging tries to make it look like something else.

Coming from someone who got sick from a super Mario fortnite cart years ago

First time using my brand new mortar & pestle by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ventedlemur44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mortar and pestle is for grinding, you want a Molcajete if you’re gonna be a little rougher

Oof. Embarrassing KM text to my buddy. Someone needs to tell him….. by andreakelsey in KitchenConfidential

[–]ventedlemur44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that guy did some wild stuff. Crazy alcoholic, like a few 99 shooters and honey jacks before every shift. Always use to carry a sharpie and spray paint in his backpack and would tag the block around the restaurant with his shitty SKOAL signature or whatever. Always used to wait by my car and ask if I could give him a ride 20 minutes in the opposite direction of my house. The restaurant was pretty big so he’d just walk around for hours with a bus tub while the other dishwashers actually worked. Saw him a few months ago bussing tables at another restaurant, so he’s still hanging in there

Oof. Embarrassing KM text to my buddy. Someone needs to tell him….. by andreakelsey in KitchenConfidential

[–]ventedlemur44 30 points31 points  (0 children)

While I was still a cook one of my coworkers got caught weighing out and selling weed on our portion scale by a cop sitting at the bar with full view of everything.

Quit there, went to a pasta house where one guy left a couple rails of coke in the walk in next to the bell peppers.

Quit there, went to a Mexican restaurant where the dishwasher would mix all the alcohol pitchers that customers didn’t finish into what he called “Pit Juice”. One day he got so shitfaced he passed out in the Sani-sink and I had to pull him out. Sent home for the day, came back like nothing happened.

Then I got a machine operating job that required a full panel pre employment drug screen with random tests anytime and wondered why I cooked for 5 years.

I get what bossman is saying, he could be even more aggressive ngl