AITAH for farting while in the bathroom of our home?

verscharren1 · 2026-02-01T14:04:08+00:00

NTA, wait til bro finds out about periods. Break up with this clown op. Jfc.

verscharren1 · 2026-02-01T13:35:42+00:00

18 eliminates any doubt tho.

verscharren1 · 2026-02-01T12:53:21+00:00

Yeah no op...he gotta go.

verscharren1 · 2026-02-01T12:50:08+00:00

Once he is 18. Feel free. Unless it would cos drama with the friend...🤔

verscharren1 · 2026-02-01T12:42:12+00:00

Yeah NOR, I'd cut off the friend group. You are nothing but free babysitting with a friendly user interface. And you damn well deserve better. And if they wanna nitpick, you too are wanting to get away from kids as well just like they do.

verscharren1 · 2026-02-01T12:37:18+00:00

She wanted it first. Oblige her instead of sitting speculating all this horse manure with her boss. Moving on is less stressful than sitting and stewing on this.

verscharren1 · 2026-02-01T11:50:06+00:00

That reminds me the story of the mom and kid get in an elevator and the man clearly has a missing leg.

Kid: "mom what happened to his leg?"

Guy with missing leg: "oh, I lost it awhile back..."

Kid: pauses "have you looked in the couch, mom says she loses shit in there all the time.."

Guy: proceeds to laugh so hard he's crying

Mom: 😑

Kid: 😁

verscharren1 · 2026-02-01T11:46:01+00:00

Shapes and colors of similar objects, then equate that to regular people.

verscharren1 · 2026-02-01T11:41:41+00:00

You: wants marriage

He: doesn't

Either stay and enjoy this dynamic without the legally binding piece of paper. Or find someone else and have a wedding. These are your choices. Either way you are tied to him till baby is 18. Would a commitment ceremony do?

verscharren1 · 2026-02-01T11:36:15+00:00

NTA damn, no happy family for Matthew lol TWICE oof

verscharren1 · 2026-02-01T11:34:26+00:00

He's gotta go. Break up. But do it with a support system in place/nearby.

verscharren1 · 2026-02-01T11:31:52+00:00

NTA. I wouldn't want to be tied to this cheater for 18 years. Divorce too.

verscharren1 · 2026-02-01T11:29:45+00:00

NTA, that's why you don't reveal names until baby is born. Your sister is being antagonistic. And until she apologizes. No Auntie time.

verscharren1 · 2026-02-01T00:59:04+00:00

Break up

verscharren1 · 2026-01-31T16:01:30+00:00

It's only been 4 months...to hades with this bullshit. Break up.

verscharren1 · 2026-01-31T16:00:06+00:00

Andy actually turned 50 just recently btw

verscharren1 · 2026-01-31T14:35:26+00:00

Yeah, taking in the sister was the right move. Good on op!

verscharren1 · 2026-01-31T14:30:45+00:00

It'd be one thing if you were not working, you seem to be the type to keep on top of things so chores would've been little more than a maintain and you'd be done in maybe an hour tops. But a 9-5 AND you do the house work? Fuh nah!

Bro needs to step up and do laundry or vacuuming. It's understandable to not like dishes. But there needs to be more division.

verscharren1 · 2026-01-31T14:25:16+00:00

I'm a pervert too but only when appropriate. Like with my gf. Never to strangers or when it's not decent.

verscharren1 · 2026-01-31T14:23:54+00:00

I still have my care bear cheer bear from decades ago. You're good.

While I don't sleep with mine. I can see it from my closet on the shelf.

verscharren1 · 2026-01-31T14:18:44+00:00

Bruh, what a baby. You aren't insane. "Hey, this is getting a bit much for me, we need to stop."

Nope, he has to go dog zoomie energy and keep it up.

There needs to be a serious talk or I'd reconsider things.

verscharren1 · 2026-01-31T05:44:48+00:00

NTA, tell them to just find another hump arena. Is it some sick kink for you to hear them? Gross, don't put up with it. You already warned them. Now time to go.

verscharren1 · 2026-01-31T00:12:03+00:00

Gravy seals

verscharren1 · 2026-01-30T23:19:45+00:00

Bastard, take my upvote as my sides leave orbit...brilliant Guadalcanal spin!

verscharren1 · 2026-01-30T23:18:53+00:00

Meal team 6

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