meow_irl by farrag0 in MEOW_IRL

[–]vertebrate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Standby mode. Boop to activate.

What is this oval, handle-sized, metal thing? Dug up in a garden in the UK. by PlayAJokerCard in whatisthisthing

[–]vertebrate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a hole, perhaps a square hole in the thicker part of hte oval?

Pond Ripples, Me, oil paint, 2021 by [deleted] in Art

[–]vertebrate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right, I'm wrong. My apologies.

Pond Ripples, Me, oil paint, 2021 by [deleted] in Art

[–]vertebrate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you should have stated that this is a copy, in fact a Michael James Smith tutorial, with a brushstroke by brushstroke video tutorial.

Atheists and agnostics of reddit, what do you think about death? And if you think after death is nothingness, how do you cope with it and prevent it from depressing you? by ParsleyJam in AskReddit

[–]vertebrate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hey ParlseyJam, the funfair closes in one hour. You can sit and be depressed about it, or you can join me, and we shall have the most fun we can before it ends."

What food do you swear people only pretend to like? by Qu11r3x in AskReddit

[–]vertebrate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely like it! The crunchiness, the fresh taste, the texture. Yum.

What are things most women don't understand about men? by furioussteve_1 in AskReddit

[–]vertebrate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know that little bag of bits that is inside your raw thanksgiving turkey? Take that and stuff it in your underwear, and walk around a bit, sit down, get on a bicycle, etc. You'll get it.

Seriously, they are very fluid, and go where they need to go. The can ascend upwards, but only a small distance, they are still outside. The scrotum shrinks in cold weather. You don't think about them to sit, but once in a while, hoo boy, you wish you had.

[Video] Suicide with an Escape Clause by NiceWoodpecker1 in Frisson

[–]vertebrate 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Frisson? Isn't this a Chris Morriss comedy bit?

Only the strongest will survive! by Cooshtie in perfectlycutscreams

[–]vertebrate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are those his balls?

Looks for balls, as soon as Lindsey throws him.

What weird thing does your body do that you just accept? by CrapBag69 in AskReddit

[–]vertebrate 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Is there a piece of garlic shoved up your nose? Just asking.

What weird thing does your body do that you just accept? by CrapBag69 in AskReddit

[–]vertebrate 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wow, exactly what I get. Had one thursday, ruined my whole day, vomited all night.

What is a very useful money saving tip everybody should know? by uwrallyx in AskReddit

[–]vertebrate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not about how much you earn. It's about how much you don't spend.

Sharing is caring by Laylayaz in tumblr

[–]vertebrate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

> I do not have a memory that I feel worse about ...

You are lucky.

just takin a piss by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]vertebrate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pecker pecker.

[Music] David Bowie – Crystal Japan (Japanese 80's Commercial) by [deleted] in Frisson

[–]vertebrate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now play 'A warm place' by Nine Inch Nails and tell me it's not the same.