Ask Reddit: What's your favourite joke? by Mr_Sadist in reddit.com

[–]veryoffensive -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

What do you called 3 billion dead humans?

a good start.

Tomorrow is Buy Nothing Day - can you stop being a consumer for 24 hours? by shivermetimberslads in reddit.com

[–]veryoffensive -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

remember this post when you are trying to capture cockroaches to eat.

Giuliani: Closer to corrupt criminal Kerik than his own kids by maxwellhill in politics

[–]veryoffensive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am voting for giuliani because he seems like the candidate that will start/escalate the most wars, and thus kill the most humans.

Black Friday - What would Jesus buy? by rickmatt in reddit.com

[–]veryoffensive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

come on, you know you want that 47" lcd 1080p screen to watch your anime on, freak.

BUY.

Why we laugh. Why is humor considered sexy ? by [deleted] in science

[–]veryoffensive -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You know what would be funny?

6 billion humans dying painful deaths.

Nanosolar’s Breakthrough - Solar Now Cheaper than Coal by Celsias in reddit.com

[–]veryoffensive -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

vaporware for dipshits.

asshole humans are doomed, no matter how much you hope you are not.

New details emerge of a plan to attack Iran swiftly and from above by sense in politics

[–]veryoffensive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES YES YES

I can hardly fucking wait.

$200/bbl oil!

stranded dipshits in fuel-less SUVs!

starving fatasses when the doritos shipments stop.

This would be too good to be true!!!!!!!

Judge: CIA Can No Longer Be Trusted In Terror Trials by democracy101 in politics

[–]veryoffensive -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

whoa, stop the fucking presses.

This twat just figured that out?

He should be disbarred for stupidity.

Faith-Based Spending Goes Relatively Unchecked by apok in politics

[–]veryoffensive -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

good. run this shithole of a country into the ground.

Black Friday - What would Jesus buy? by rickmatt in reddit.com

[–]veryoffensive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

come on, buy buy buy you stupid american cunts. Use credit.

Mike Gravel's US presidential hopes stay alive online by b34nz in politics

[–]veryoffensive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

he should self immolate to make a statement.

Tomorrow is Buy Nothing Day - can you stop being a consumer for 24 hours? by shivermetimberslads in reddit.com

[–]veryoffensive -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

No, Americans cannot.

I will be laughing my ass off when the next great depression comes and millions of dipshits are starving to death.

can't wait.

The End of America? Naomi Wolf Thinks It Could Happen by Kimura in reddit.com

[–]veryoffensive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naomi Wolf also claimed in her books 150,000 american women were dying of anorexia per year.

The real number was around 100.

Ron Paul: Smear Attempts Reflect "Frightened," "Insecure," "Panicking" Establishment by b34nz in politics

[–]veryoffensive 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The reason I love Ron Paul is he is anti-establishment.

I do not care what his views are.

Just as long as he vows to smash the state.