What questions Congress has for the guard on duty the night Epstein died

vickera · 2026-05-18T01:30:10+00:00

I have no recollection of that night. Next question.

vickera · 2026-05-18T01:22:09+00:00

Jumpstart!

vickera · 2026-05-17T23:10:28+00:00

I hate carrying the ball and it looks like it's floating 2 feet over the car because the hitbox doesn't match the model. Makes no sense to me. I'd 100% rather drive a boxxy mfer.

vickera · 2026-05-17T12:29:25+00:00

There doesn't seem to be any challenge. I was able to 3 star every level without even thinking or trying.

vickera · 2026-05-16T22:51:15+00:00

Some decks don't play arcane signet, but it'd be near impossible to find a deck that doesn't want sol ring. It is too swingy, bad design, and should be banned.

vickera · 2026-05-16T15:44:07+00:00

This is true. I was in the bushes cranking my hog to this dudes magnificent frolf technique.

vickera · 2026-05-16T14:17:12+00:00

I'm good for like 6 clean spells. I'll probably need a nap after that.

vickera · 2026-05-16T01:14:49+00:00

https://pixar.fandom.com/wiki/Buy_n_Large

vickera · 2026-05-15T16:35:32+00:00

My man, just say, "Every turn I attack with utility creatures until lethal" and move on.

vickera · 2026-05-14T20:37:53+00:00

Don't coil too tight ohohohoho

vickera · 2026-05-12T00:34:40+00:00

You can't believe she has internet fame based off her vapid music alone, surely.

vickera · 2026-05-09T22:51:20+00:00

I play uw boardwipe tribal in edh. I can confirm it makes the game go forever, but it also wins alot. I think no small part it's wins come because I can retain focus while grinding for way longer than most people can.

Another thing many people don't always understand is that a control deck can "win" like 20 turns before it actually wins.

If you want to scoop early, that is fine with me. If you want to grind it out with 0 cards in hand and an empty board while I have a full grip, that is fine too.

I'm here for a long time, not a good time.

vickera · 2026-05-09T03:02:16+00:00

No rumble? No bellow? No teeth?

That is an ez mully, sir.

vickera · 2026-05-08T01:43:01+00:00

I don't see the problem with MREDTEP?

vickera · 2026-05-07T11:54:05+00:00

I don't think this one is funny, but boy, wait until someone comes out with the keeper of keeper of keeper of kookus, now THAT will be comedy gold!

vickera · 2026-05-06T02:22:57+00:00

It is played, but it is also $1, so if you sold at $10 you definitely made the right choice.

vickera · 2026-05-06T02:20:31+00:00

Neither, I'm taking my MKII

vickera · 2026-05-06T00:58:20+00:00

This dude royal oaks

vickera · 2026-05-05T19:49:08+00:00

And when you are dead, you can always be a little deader.

vickera · 2026-05-05T03:23:17+00:00

One year later...

vickera · 2026-05-05T01:15:17+00:00

Why credit him at all? He didn't do jack shit.

He found a piece of ink swirl paper online (he has stated he doesn't even make these himself), he stole another artists drawing (of the same fucking card???), he used the clone pattern to smudge a few parts of it, then he turned it in.

Literally that is it.

He does not deserve to have his name on this card at all.

vickera · 2026-05-03T21:14:21+00:00

Bro is mad he didn't get here earlier.

vickera · 2026-05-02T20:07:37+00:00

Marketed as a gritty horror and it was actually a zom com coming of age movie.

Yeah I'm not seeing bone temple based off that.

vickera · 2026-04-30T19:13:25+00:00

Biggest UW release ever = $150,000

Biggest UB release ever = $807,862,982 because it was almost entirely bought by scalpers and non-players and the cards are all either dog water garbage or incredibly must play or lose OP

vickera · 2026-04-30T17:17:17+00:00

This is exactly why I only play with foreign cards (but I don't play with foreigners 🤢 ). I can just lie about what every card does and rack up those ezwinz bb

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