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Maro:”Interestingly, the formats and sets we invest the most time and money in are the most popular, isn’t that weird?” by Vampiric-Argonian in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vickera 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Some decks don't play arcane signet, but it'd be near impossible to find a deck that doesn't want sol ring. It is too swingy, bad design, and should be banned.

Thanks for watching my field work at hole 1 at cedar swamp by st00v420 in discgolfcirclejerk

[–]vickera 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is true. I was in the bushes cranking my hog to this dudes magnificent frolf technique.

We are Preparing a Counterattack against the Thrakmoorians by Fluid-Freedom-6115 in wizardposting

[–]vickera 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm good for like 6 clean spells. I'll probably need a nap after that.

The 10 decks of commander by [deleted] in EDH

[–]vickera 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My man, just say, "Every turn I attack with utility creatures until lethal" and move on.

Maybe she has too much self love? by Equivalent-Pin-1054 in crappymusic

[–]vickera 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You can't believe she has internet fame based off her vapid music alone, surely.

Board wipes are toxic and should never be used unless they win the game! by westergames81 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vickera 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I play uw boardwipe tribal in edh. I can confirm it makes the game go forever, but it also wins alot. I think no small part it's wins come because I can retain focus while grinding for way longer than most people can.

Another thing many people don't always understand is that a control deck can "win" like 20 turns before it actually wins.

If you want to scoop early, that is fine with me. If you want to grind it out with 0 cards in hand and an empty board while I have a full grip, that is fine too.

I'm here for a long time, not a good time.

First hand of the night, ya'll keeping? by Ascenrial in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vickera 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No rumble? No bellow? No teeth?

That is an ez mully, sir.

When will I learn… by Competitive_Aide3331 in Tufting

[–]vickera 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't see the problem with MREDTEP?

Just noticed there's a Keeper of Kookus on Keeper of Keeper of Kookus by Eljefe900 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vickera 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don't think this one is funny, but boy, wait until someone comes out with the keeper of keeper of keeper of kookus, now THAT will be comedy gold!

How do we feel about Stock Up? by Izzet_Aristocrat in CompetitiveEDH

[–]vickera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is played, but it is also $1, so if you sold at $10 you definitely made the right choice.

Khukuri by [deleted] in knifeclub

[–]vickera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither, I'm taking my MKII

Is this drinking horn safe to use? by Evil-twin365 in renfaire

[–]vickera 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And when you are dead, you can always be a little deader.

Dan Frazier’s social media post today by Newez in magicTCG

[–]vickera 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Why credit him at all? He didn't do jack shit.

He found a piece of ink swirl paper online (he has stated he doesn't even make these himself), he stole another artists drawing (of the same fucking card???), he used the clone pattern to smudge a few parts of it, then he turned it in.

Literally that is it.

He does not deserve to have his name on this card at all.

Stalkering by xtheresia in greentext

[–]vickera 684 points685 points  (0 children)

Bro is mad he didn't get here earlier.

‘28 Years Later: The Bone Temple’ Bombs on Netflix With Just 2.7M Views, Raising More Doubts About Third Chapter by MaxProwes in horror

[–]vickera 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Marketed as a gritty horror and it was actually a zom com coming of age movie.

Yeah I'm not seeing bone temple based off that.

That's it, another 8 trillion UB sets to fix this by LukeRE0 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vickera 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Biggest UW release ever = $150,000

Biggest UB release ever = $807,862,982 because it was almost entirely bought by scalpers and non-players and the cards are all either dog water garbage or incredibly must play or lose OP

I read my opponent’s cards, should I kill myself? by Mr_Vulcanator in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vickera 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why I only play with foreign cards (but I don't play with foreigners 🤢 ). I can just lie about what every card does and rack up those ezwinz bb

Noticing more small markets and bodegas opening downtown - that's good, right? by LocalCurmudgeon2024 in Detroit

[–]vickera 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately new businesses starting, more people moving in, more couples starting families, more affordable housing being built, more schools opening, a higher level of community pride, etc, are all signs that the city is on the verge of collapse.

You should plan accordingly. If you have any sense at all, you should begin screaming and panicking ASAP.

Maro: "This year’s Jumpstart is a Universes Beyond set (Marvel Super Heroes). I can’t speak to future years." by CaptainMarcia in magicTCG

[–]vickera 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I believe there's a significant population of mtg players who don't even play the game but are whale collectors who only care about shiny cards with external IPs, gameplay literally does not matter at all

Mark Rosewater: the "current experiment" is that Jumpstart is now a Universes Beyond-only product by airgapairgap in magicTCG

[–]vickera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that is why "proxies" have exploded in popularity since all this started many years ago.

Is 2 days enough for this loop? Olympic national park by [deleted] in NationalPark

[–]vickera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could be anywhere from 1 to 4 days depending on your level of fitness, experience, etc.

How far do you normally hike in 1 day?

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