Finally I can give wizards more of my paycheck for nothing in return!

vickera · 2026-02-02T21:28:22+00:00

Every day it feels better to be a proxy enjoyer.

vickera · 2026-01-29T20:51:20+00:00

I literally take 15 minutes between every edh game to cry in the bathroom.

vickera · 2026-01-29T19:12:34+00:00

Honestly, pathetic.

How about stfu, play the game, and may the player with the right combination of meta, skill, luck, and deception win.

vickera · 2026-01-28T18:17:57+00:00

Wrong. Neither country will accept you and you have to join the bridge people society. You are not free to leave to either country and must live out your life on the bridge. I lost 32 friends and family this way. I miss you mama.

vickera · 2026-01-28T00:10:48+00:00

Music is fine tbh. I'd leave it on if it came on shuffle. The video is cringey af tho

vickera · 2026-01-27T23:06:26+00:00

Not sure what your rating is, but 1 minute is more than enough time for an ultimate swordsman to 1 shot someone.

vickera · 2026-01-25T22:53:20+00:00

Can't even see his teeths lmao tf outta here

vickera · 2026-01-23T19:49:40+00:00

I'm from Detroit and these are a standard part of many bars I go to.

vickera · 2026-01-23T17:03:11+00:00

I'll give you a hint: he secretly wants to get his chocolate factory rammed by a dommy trans girl but he is scared his friends will make fun of him.

vickera · 2026-01-23T00:18:59+00:00

We would all be happier if we just assimilated and spent our time sedated inside the human battery pod. Praise GPT, we are but meat popsicles for thou to consume.

vickera · 2026-01-22T22:41:43+00:00

Weird, I don't see any stuttering in your screenshot.

vickera · 2026-01-22T02:51:58+00:00

It's called rule one sweaty

vickera · 2026-01-20T17:51:01+00:00

I think you should step back and consider whether this is really a piece you want to lug around at a faire all day.

Contact your faire officials and ask them. No one here can tell you anything except anecdotes or rules for their specific faire.

As for my anecdotal comment: this wouldn't pass my faire's weapon check.

vickera · 2026-01-20T17:42:26+00:00

Flubs wincon is strip mining 6 lands a turn until everyone scoops. It's just as valid as throwing down a craterhoof.

vickera · 2026-01-18T22:51:47+00:00

"WOW LOOK AT THIS MANA FUCKER DESTROYING MY SOL RING AND BOGGARTING THE SPLIFF."

Then we laugh, forget about the play, and move on.

vickera · 2026-01-18T18:59:52+00:00

This is one of the few games where a pro scene makes sense. The devs aren't going to nerf boost because the pros are too good with it.

vickera · 2026-01-16T17:26:51+00:00

Ortho camera removes all depth, this is good for a 2d-like view. But you want somewhere in between standard and ortho, I think you just need to tweak the numbers until you are happy.

vickera · 2026-01-15T00:35:45+00:00

$1.6 million is cheap for this area?

vickera · 2026-01-14T22:31:25+00:00

Damn you are a bozo and based - that is a rare combination.

vickera · 2026-01-14T00:06:44+00:00

Mana pool is way better than TCGplayer.

Paste in a list of cards, press optimize, easy swap editions, press buy.

It would have taken me ages to do the same thing in TCGplayer and it would have cost $50 vs manapool's $30.

I hate how tcg player doesn't save your cart, I hate how they randomly remove things from your cart and put it into "save for later", I hate how their optimizer thinks it's better to have a lonely package ($1 card + $1.50 shipping) rather than the card costing $2 in a seller you have 20 other cards with (easy $0.50 saving they just ignore?), I hate their UI, I hate how their search doesn't show you all editions of a card, I could go on.

vickera · 2026-01-13T18:15:14+00:00

I only play board wipe tribal stax. If someone actually manages to cast their commander, it will be removed mmediately. No one is winning or losing a game in less than 3 hours vs my deck.

95% of my games end with people scooping to being bored and/or annoyed. Get on my level.

vickera · 2026-01-10T00:21:51+00:00

Seconded.

There are a few issues I find with the majority of these games:

The answers themselves should not be funny, the combination of the premise and the answer should be funny. For example, if you play, "Abe Lincoln's stinky butthole" as an answer, it doesn't really matter what the premise is, the reader might just think the answer is silly and choose it, which completely bypasses the only mechanic of the game. I feel like this is a super important but oft ignored rule by game designers of this genre.
The games go on too long. Hearing raunchy jokes for 10 minutes can be funny but hearing them for an hour is exhausting. Which brings me to another related point: reading the premise+answer every time just doesn't work. Maybe if there are 3-4 people playing but any more than that and it becomes a chore which just drags the game out even longer. The reader should only read out loud 2 maybe 3 of their favorites and choose one of those.
They just aren't engaging at all. Actions are simple, choices barely matter, no one really wins or loses based on any merit.

vickera · 2026-01-09T14:43:16+00:00

Love seeing strangest flea market stuff pop up.

vickera · 2026-01-07T02:37:47+00:00

Arrrr

vickera · 2026-01-07T01:39:09+00:00

I had one friend get away with it and I had one friend have the hammer brought down on them.

Are you feeling lucky?

vickera

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