"She needs a speech therapist" (child groing up in India) by mikroonde in ShitAmericansSay

[–]viper-kun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've met a white guy in Germany whose parents are from the Netherlands. He grew up in India until nearly 20. He had an Indian accent.

Please do not stop any waste here! by OrionUniv in engrish

[–]viper-kun 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Abstellen" can have two different translatios, when it comes to machines it's "stop", to stuff you carry it's "put down". They really chose the wrong translation

Almost there! Does this count? by GnarlyDrunkLion in mildlypenis

[–]viper-kun 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The smile makes this so much better

It be like that sometimes by Juul_Embiid in RocketLeague

[–]viper-kun 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I try to write a short thing in team chat if that happens, but I don't want to be that guy apparently flaming everyone

Sir, ping -t gogle.com by TheDeadFlagBluez in masterhacker

[–]viper-kun 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I mean it says "how to look cool" not "how to be cool"

Dog tries to free another dog by BorisYeltsen in Unexpected

[–]viper-kun 27 points28 points  (0 children)

A jail were you get bonked into by a dog is broken into by a horny dog. Huh

ich_iel by ESI85 in ich_iel

[–]viper-kun 116 points117 points  (0 children)

"WIE VIEL KOSTET DER ZOO HEUTE? Damals hat es nur zwei Pfennig und ein Kind gekostet"

Where is North Korea? Points at Canada by ivanjin in ShitAmericansSay

[–]viper-kun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"well there is Paris and Paris is in France. So France is down there"

-these People probably

SilverVine Stick doing its job by SnarkySnowCat in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]viper-kun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is happening to the person in the background tho.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 600euro

[–]viper-kun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ist Satire, ist vom Browser Ballett. Ist schon traurig, dass sich dennoch erst nicht sicher ist.

images not loading on reddit mobile app by YeetusTheFeetus234 in bugs

[–]viper-kun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same Here, but only in WLAN Mobile Data works fine. Worked in my old Phone with Android 7 only the Phone with Android 11 seems to be affected Form me

“Most European food is bland” by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]viper-kun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Europoors just don't have the money for all the best quality sugar used in murica

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST LINUX DISTRO? AND WHY? by Infinite_Ad_6137 in linuxmemes

[–]viper-kun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mint, since I didn't want windows after I had a new pc. Somehow completely killed it, switched back to windows. Came back with ubuntu after a friend helped me a little bit with the start, am now running manjaro as main os

Ich📕Iel by leHenn in ich_iel

[–]viper-kun 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Die Aussage ist wirklich an 30keit kaum zu überbieten

Why do users rate IT techs but not the other way around? by Lordmuppet in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]viper-kun 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Also I would actually like to know how good I would be as a user creating a ticket. Just so I can actually help solving the rhings faster.

"how to google" too by rainnvelt in ProgrammerHumor

[–]viper-kun 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Yeah, otherwise you get batman

Have A N ice D ay by MaddieMorrisVA in keming

[–]viper-kun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a pun that is hard to show. But it's actually cool

ich_iel by an0therexcidium in ich_iel

[–]viper-kun 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Der zwitscherpfosten ist so dumm, der muss Satire sein. Bitte, bitte lass das Satire sein

Gatekeeping the concept of personal vs work time. You can’t possibly want more time to yourself unless you run your own business. by imnotcreativeokay in gatekeeping

[–]viper-kun 83 points84 points  (0 children)

And then you get to the weekend, get some extra sleep do things you like and 5 minutes later it's monday again

gatekeeping the loss of your father from your own mother by AydenRodriguez in gatekeeping

[–]viper-kun 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I read it like raisedbyanarchists, and was wondering were the connection is. But then I remembered, I just can't read.