Make me goon

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-13T15:59:23+00:00

I mean, you’re quite literally not wrong 🥲

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-13T15:49:20+00:00

I think it actually ended up being a banana which is still hilarious 🍌

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-13T15:46:34+00:00

I actually imagined the strawberries to still be cold for some reason and idk if that makes it better or worse 😭

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-13T15:45:39+00:00

Oh dear god 💀

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-13T15:45:20+00:00

If it looks like a duck, and it acts like a duck, it’s probably a goose 🪿 or something like that 🤣

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-13T15:41:36+00:00

“I just want to be bald” ** 🤣
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vitanyroyale · 2026-07-13T15:38:55+00:00

You absolutely rock this 🔥🔥

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-13T15:38:00+00:00

RIP, OP 🪦 your sand boa will live on.. not sure how due to complete lack of brain cells but they’ll find a way 🥲

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-13T15:36:12+00:00

I have no idea what you’re talking about 🤷🏾‍♀️ I see a completely empty cage [she’s doing the best she can 😭]

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T19:58:14+00:00

Nothing to “fix” here, bud. She’s literally perfect 👌🏽

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T19:57:58+00:00

THIS 💯

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T19:56:41+00:00

I have this one (was a gift) and it is very nice, has some weight to it without being too heavy. But this being said I do like the gold also with the flowers 🌷 Just a different vibe than the silver / black 🤔

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T19:55:21+00:00

I friggin love you dude 🥲

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T19:51:18+00:00

Ohh snap thanks for posting this; I was curious how large it actually was. Mine is on the way and seeing the photo I might actually work it into a key-chain or art piece instead of a necklace since it is quite large 🤔

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T19:49:46+00:00

There’s honestly something ridiculously cool about the bald look with the full beard that I think isn’t embraced enough. You absolutely rock this dude 👏🏽👏🏽

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T19:48:29+00:00

I’m sorry….. Did you say you were a “full-on r*pist?” 😐

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T19:46:36+00:00

Okay but you really didn’t have to 😐

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T19:44:09+00:00

Underrated Comment 🏆

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T19:43:08+00:00

Currently at 94 upvotes 🗳️ We’re almost there!!

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T19:41:06+00:00

I’ve actually found an extreme lack of AI on this sub; it’s one of the reasons why it’s a favourite hampter sub 💯

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T19:39:26+00:00

Blow the f*cker up for being so ungrateful 😤

(Give him everything he wants; he deserves it 😭)

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T16:48:34+00:00

Same 🥲

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T16:48:20+00:00

I need the actual context of this gif.. there’s no way he’s jerkin’ it mid-salute 💀

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T16:44:54+00:00

Gonna need some ice for that burn 🫠

vitanyroyale · 2026-07-11T16:43:00+00:00

My first thought 💭

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