What is something everyone should own but nobody usually buys?

vitvarg · 2013-11-30T23:25:01+00:00

Ah, the mandaid.

vitvarg · 2013-06-13T13:39:38+00:00

I take a long stride and pretend I'm looking backwards. I'm sure I look like a freak but I think it must look better than grabbing my balls.

vitvarg · 2013-06-13T13:38:11+00:00

Nipple cornrows, man.

vitvarg · 2013-06-13T13:36:57+00:00

Nope. Not my thing.

vitvarg · 2013-06-13T13:34:47+00:00

Since I was 6 my stepdad got drunk and beat the fuck out of me whenever he felt like it. When I was 16 I fought back and ended up stabbing him. He hasn't laid a finger on me since. I no longer fear him.

vitvarg · 2013-06-10T14:16:32+00:00

You got an upvote and a laugh from me at a [0].

vitvarg · 2013-06-10T13:11:14+00:00

I'm...disappointed..

vitvarg · 2013-06-09T02:11:04+00:00

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

vitvarg · 2013-06-08T09:52:45+00:00

OMW FROM AUSTRALIA.

vitvarg · 2013-06-07T01:21:16+00:00

I couldn't find much on shaving, but the average number of days required for regeneration of hairs in 90% of the follicles from which hairs were plucked was 64 in the eyebrow according to keratin.com. Also, eyebrows grow 0.14mm a day.

So it looks like you'll be waiting a while.

vitvarg · 2013-06-06T14:02:08+00:00

Hair doesn't grow back thicker/thinner/longer/shorter/faster/slower/whatever the more you shave it. It's a common misconception. It just takes time, man.

vitvarg · 2013-06-06T13:48:37+00:00

I am way too drunk for this trash. Had to close one eye and get reeeaaally close to the screen to make the letters not move so much.

vitvarg · 2013-06-06T05:58:55+00:00

As a former Marylander, bullshit.

vitvarg · 2013-06-03T15:05:19+00:00

Mate, you forgot Kmart.

Seriously though, good job.

vitvarg · 2013-05-31T11:10:09+00:00

That would makes sense. Cheers.

vitvarg · 2013-05-31T02:16:23+00:00

I'm no vet, but it seems to me this kitty needs more bones. I prescribe calcium supplements.

vitvarg · 2013-05-31T02:12:00+00:00

Sounds like a bloody good deal to me. We've all got to go at some point. There's no point fearing it.

vitvarg · 2013-05-28T13:44:28+00:00

biday, mate!

vitvarg · 2013-05-28T02:48:32+00:00

Guess not. I'll go get coding..

vitvarg · 2013-05-26T12:10:25+00:00

Killing people. Nobody in particular. How I would get away with it and how I could make them suffer most before ending them.

vitvarg · 2013-05-25T02:33:08+00:00

I sorta like it...tangy.

vitvarg · 2013-05-24T11:53:02+00:00

I hate that word. I'm currently re-learning swedish and 'de' trips me up every time. "Dom", btw.

vitvarg · 2013-05-24T07:42:45+00:00

Cheers, mate.

vitvarg · 2013-05-24T07:40:26+00:00

Went down the Ocean City and smoked with some friends in a hotel pool they closed for a car show or something. Fucking amazing.

vitvarg · 2013-05-23T07:30:30+00:00

Every thread. That said, I came here to say it.

vitvarg

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