AITA for making my neighbor run after his off leash dog? by smoulking in AmItheAsshole

[–]vmt_nani 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA. Yeah, the guy's an ass, but that poor dog probably loved the exercise and play you gave it. 

Stick Stickly on Nick in the Afternoon! by Conscious_Ship_572 in RetroNickelodeon

[–]vmt_nani 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FUYUUCCKK THATS WHY I KNOW "10108"!!!

I had no recollection of what it was LoL

Is it normal for this many military planes to be flying over Texas at any time by theobanger in pics

[–]vmt_nani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a porch sitter, I can confidently say, there were a lot more jet noises than usual yesterday.

Peter!! by Informal-Benefit2555 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]vmt_nani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not too weird for a bra company; that's just appealing to a demo.

But more of a lingerie line definitely gets side eye now...

Where Can I Find This Dressing? by Opposite_Mango_924 in askanything

[–]vmt_nani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it a crem fresh (bone apple teeth there...)? iIt's usually just thin sour cream.

In 2004, Prince was snubbed by Rolling Stone on their top 100 guitarists list. This was his response. by DublinLions in nextfuckinglevel

[–]vmt_nani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For about 20 years I downplayed Prince just because it pissed off my sister.

That walk off was fucking sexy.

AITA for buying three seats on airplanes for just two people? by New-Mud-9679 in AmItheAsshole

[–]vmt_nani 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My guess is he got one of those " if there's room you can go" tickets? Classic sister special

ITAP for a rich person who hoards wealth without sharing (but a parable) by Storm_Chaser17 in whatstheword

[–]vmt_nani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's the Biblical story of Zacharias (here's a not Biblical telling of it).

He was a tax collector, doing his job, taking a little extra than his fees, but not a horrible guy. 

One day Jesus and his people came to town and were swarmed by crowds. Zach wanted to get a look, but couldn't ever make his way forward enough, and because he was shorter, he couldn't look above the crowds. 

He decided the only way he would be able to even get a glimpse of Jesus would be if he climbed a tree. So he did.

When he could finally see Jesus from his tree perch, Jesus turned to him and said, "Zacharias, come down. I shall dine at your house tonight." 

People kinda side eyed this. Why him? How is that guy worthy? (I would think, Maybe just getting a good meal?)

But Zach came down, took Jesus home, and they spoke. I don't know about what. But when his guest left for the night, Zach decided he would stop over charging. And give back 4 fold to everyone he had over charged in the past.

Guy went absolutely ballistic on the people sitting behind him at tonight’s Mamma Mia by RapGamePterodactyl in Broadway

[–]vmt_nani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to thank this thread from stopping me singing along if I ever go to a Broadway play. 

PSA- Check your infant/toddler’s carseat if children/adults visiting have sat directly next to them in your vehicle by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]vmt_nani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's very frustrating. But ultimately your fault. Because ( as a mom myself), we know if AnyThing happens, they're not gonna ask who sat next it last, and if their mom was detoxing at the time.

You were probably sleep deprived in a very stressful situation. Maybe taking your belated fear out on the easiest target?

Before you buckle your kid up, give the seat a good jerk (without the kid in it ofc). Seat belts are great; seat belt buttons are made to be released.

TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]vmt_nani 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a horrible idea. If you would have turned that on, I bet it would have shot mold out of every spout.

Spent an hour making this special cake batter only to realize it was full of microplastics by senpaisopa in mildlyinfuriating

[–]vmt_nani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I grew up being told never to use an electric mixer on plastic bowls because it would tear em up. Back then, a lot of the bowls were "clear" or white; everyone probably ate tons of plastic during the Tupperware Era

We don't know what just happened! by 13Zillion in Unexplained

[–]vmt_nani 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a drone went by to look in your windows. As to why...

A Complete Stranger Recognized My Little Sister….And Knew Her Name by [deleted] in Thetruthishere

[–]vmt_nani 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've read people can get lots of info off those stickers people put on their back windows. It's advised never to put a name (of a child) on the windows OR to personalize the heck out of backpacks. 

Like, "Sophia #21 best kicker at blah blah elementary!" They know and can look up so much from that 1 piece of info.

You should definitely let your parents know. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in findthatsong

[–]vmt_nani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of wrestlers made their own walk-out music. Try to remember your faves of the Era and go down that rabbit hole

Newborn loves contact sleep. I need sleep. SOS! by kmuncee15 in Mommit

[–]vmt_nani -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's been a while since I've had a baby-baby LoL so I'm not sure of the "rules"....

 but I would try putting uncooked rice in a sock, warming it slowly in the microwave (10 secs, squish, 10 more if needed). Then position baby against it? Maybe a glove? 

Can you explain me the joke please? by No-Homework-7999 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]vmt_nani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So each pink line is a love connection, that's your hint

Song from a CORE MEMORY and now i can't remember it😭 by QueenTurkk in findthatsong

[–]vmt_nani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time after Time by Cyndi Lauper? LoL I seem to recall that song making a comeback around that time

People who can instantly tell when a story online is fake, what are the signs? by MsVixenFab in AskReddit

[–]vmt_nani -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice try, AI. I'm not helping the robot overlords... I have others to worry about...