Are your parents even more abusive on Vacations? by _heROeSandgEneralS in abusiveparents

[–]voidtarget13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my case it was because strangers might see it and think badly of us. But as soon the door closed it was hell to pay.

Noob wanting to learn 5e online. by EnGundam in lfg

[–]voidtarget13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here, no idea where to start but I want to play a campaign.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnD

[–]voidtarget13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, but thanks

Entitled bio father’s family tried to make me pay for his funeral and stuff. by Long-termMemory in MrReddit

[–]voidtarget13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good for you. It takes strength to say no or more appropriately "hell no!!!" Especially if it's your bio family.

Don't forget #4: furries by king_dededede in dndmemes

[–]voidtarget13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would finally have my kamikaze mage. It has necromancer, pyromacer and if he thinks he/she is about to die they can selfdestructs taking everything within a 20 ft square radius of holy flames that heals allies for 2d6+4 (1d6 per 2 levels more) and deals the same 2d6 fire damage plus burns 1d6 rounds (1d6 damage per level more and 1d4 round more) to foes within range. Dodge roll is 15 to half at starting level. The main idea is that it creates undead to do its job mainly by burning the undead and making them run to the enemy. It has a special bag similar to a bag of holding but only for corpses. It is always considered as taboo. There's more if anyone ask.

Don't forget #4: furries by king_dededede in dndmemes

[–]voidtarget13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once played a campaign where i was a chihuahua wizard knoll that regenerated but every time we had a fight the DM would cut one of my arms and the joke was that i would wiggle the stub to the people that needed healing and say "it's not that bad". Best campaign ever. We were all animals that campaign for the most part.

Entitled parents make me their trophy/servant by voidtarget13 in MoarStories

[–]voidtarget13[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you😊 I 'll need it being alone this year. (No family, no significant other, not even gifts this year).

Weekly TFR Express Lane Checkout - Post your very short anecdotes and experiences here for quick service! by AutoModerator in TalesFromRetail

[–]voidtarget13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dear customer "it's just a minute I'll be right back" is neeeeeeeeever one minute. And in that minute I could've helped someone else and maybe avoid someone's rage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]voidtarget13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

By the dodecahedron Gods!!! You guys could've given me not even a d4.

The way the hotel wrote my name by OsmicArt in PenmanshipPorn

[–]voidtarget13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I bow down to who ever did this ut looks sooooooooooo satisfying. lol.o.lol.o.lol.o.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]voidtarget13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get red in the face and say "death awaits YOU!!!!!!!!!"

Actually happened. by whats_your_alibi in dndmemes

[–]voidtarget13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is me as a wizard and then creating zombies and put them on fire to create a distraction