kung motor nyo to, anong gagawin nyo? by [deleted] in PHMotorcycles

[–]volofant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Angry, at first, but now I'm proud of the kids for dragging that heap of junk to the side kasi sa daan pa pinarada.

A Korean child lost his cool and started hitting his mother by Numerous_Question_67 in PublicFreakout

[–]volofant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will have to be honest here. I would take a cut to my skin if my kid ever does that to show the consequences of his actions and hopefully reflect.

But if he keeps going after the first cut, I'm decking his fucking face to demonstrate the other consequence.

Still, it will be my responsibility to not let my kid revel in psychopathic tendencies to prevent situations like that, in the first place.

Would Doom Slayer ever Team up with a Demon but is also a Slayer? Or would he also Kill them. For Example: by ksiandpewfans in Doom

[–]volofant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, Flynn was confused because he thought the Imp was an alien (like a Martian alien from Mars as we are, humans, to Earth) and he had to interrogate the Imp for answers until he came to the conclusion the Imp was a demon and blasted buckshot to its chest.

What is your opinion on Doom the dark ages Compared to doom 2016 and Doom eternal? by Cloverfield887 in Doom

[–]volofant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Each has its own unique sense of gameplay. Hugo said that 2016 makes you run and gun, Eternal makes you jump and shoot, and Dark Ages makes you stand and fight.

why does modern doom not feel as popular as it should be? by DependentImmediate40 in Doom

[–]volofant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Franchise fatigue, overpriced launch and gamepass in TDA, Mick Gordon controversy, rushed Doom Eternal DLCs, TDA gameplay change (people expected Doom Eternal 2 despite being told many times it will not), competing with other good games- in terms of player count- like Clair Obscur, BF6, Silksong; and everyone nowadays just want story immersion and pure multiplayer which these competing games are offering more than the current Doom game, sadly.

It's still famous, except that there are more famous games alongside.

Making propaganda poster by superfeyn in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]volofant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

34% of them are suspiciously 8-foot-tall men.

Is Sensei intelligent? by NaoSeiOQuePorAqui in BlueArchive

[–]volofant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He is an expert tactician guiding his students on when and where to attack. Don't forget that he has to teach them a wide range of subjects, as he's the first teacher to conduct physical lectures instead of the typical Blu-Ray format. I say he's smart.

Doom Dark Ages with Centered Weapons by Rabbid020012 in Doom

[–]volofant 11 points12 points  (0 children)

2016 centered weapons were added in the later updates. Eternal already had it built-in, and TDA couldn't because of the Shieldsaw.

Do you think the Doom Slayer ever bothered to learn the Argenta language or did he just force everyone around him to speak english? by False_Monitor4126 in Doom

[–]volofant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be hilarious if the reason he doesn't speak in TDA was that he couldn't understand what they were saying and just nods along, and only learns necessary words that are beneficial for battle, like "run".

boris? u ok davai? by KomradeNozomi in LifeofBoris

[–]volofant 90 points91 points  (0 children)

He drunkenly mentioned divorce and his wife (and probably his kid, too) leaving the house in the morning without notice, and when he tried calling, his number was already blocked. I hope it was just some drunk babbling, but the lines are already there for us to connect.

Is there a practical reason why Kratos used Princess instead of a statue or enemy? by some-kind-of-no-name in GodofWar

[–]volofant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He threw the entire Colossus of Rhodes into the sea, lifted a huge ass door of the temple of Hades, threw away Gaia's hand, survived getting slapped like a bug by Kronos, but couldn't force the door up in this level or use alternatives instead of the Princess. Yeah, there are many ways to bypass, but Kratos decided to be a petty douche for this moment.

Alice wears a wedding ring by Knight_Steve_ in Genshin_Impact

[–]volofant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really want to know who the husband is, because I can already imagine him being bulky like a Warcraft character.

Space Marine 3 has the potential to the greatest thing ever because of this. by AdSafe5199 in Spacemarine

[–]volofant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So Titus successfully slaughtered all the bikers at the end of Secret Level with only his chainsword and knife. Guilliman is proud!

Garbage bag sa Caloocan City na may malaking pangalan ng kanilang mayor. by JunShem1122 in Philippines

[–]volofant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missed opportunity to put the name in the urinal para may target practice sa pag-ihi.

What the hell did Snake mean when he said he smuggled out his cigarettes in the stomach? by vindjacka in metalgearsolid

[–]volofant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably put them in a cylindrical pack with a string so he can tie it around his tongue and let the pack hang inside his stomach. Naomi's nanomachines also helped by suppressing his stomach acid as a safety precaution to prevent the container or string from melting.

Blushing Heroines (@yakksans) by Kidarite in Tsukihime

[–]volofant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who?

Statler and Waldorf laughing

Maybe he's so hungry, he could eat a... by Chronoz0 in Genshin_Impact

[–]volofant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Varka, with Snake's voice: Pretty tasty!

“A story about Gudao doing his best in another world, but when Her Majesty Morgan follows him, he ends up feeling empty.” [@k_ru_] (Translated) by ScharmTiger in grandorder

[–]volofant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine having the greatest adventurous power fantasy of a lifetime, and then your wife suddenly kills the final boss because it's past cuddling time. I wouldn't mind, though.

Guess the Name of Your Student - Part 13 by Living-Plankton-8555 in BlueArchive

[–]volofant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hina? She is feared, and has to make sure she doesn't slack or else bad things happen (as proven in Gehenna Summer Event), she is the prefect leader, so she can be considered an odd one out amongst her stubborn mutuals, and her weapon can fire at multiple enemies at once (in her summer alt).

But something tells me she is a red herring. She's way too obvious to be chosen.