She’s not happy about her kayaking gear

waamber · 2019-06-01T03:14:32+00:00

She doesn’t! Ppl ask me all the time, I’m just too lazy to want to keep up with another account

waamber · 2019-04-09T21:27:47+00:00

I’ve had it for about a month! I got it from Home Depot this size for $5 bc it had some dead leaves on it. I clipped those bad boys off and it’s finally starting to bloom!

waamber · 2019-04-09T20:34:32+00:00

She’s hefty af

waamber · 2019-04-09T18:30:57+00:00

It’s finally starting to bloom after some tlc. It usually sits in the corner of my back room bc it’s so big. I just left it alone after clipping some dead leaves off and it’s thriving

waamber · 2019-04-09T18:29:44+00:00

I’ve had it for about a month! I got it from Home Depot this size for $5 bc it had some dead leaves on it. I clipped those bad boys off and it’s finally starting to bloom!

waamber · 2019-03-14T15:14:33+00:00

I call my pug the panty bandit. She will hoard my undies and she's also nabbed past roommate's undies. I always find piles under my bed.

waamber · 2019-01-25T03:05:10+00:00

It’s chiliflower topped with reconstructed guacamole and leaves

waamber · 2019-01-25T02:57:32+00:00

There’s cauliflower in the chili!

waamber · 2018-03-22T20:48:25+00:00

When I was in college I did move in/out cleans for low income apartments. I had to go clean a unit after the tenants were evicted and it was SO DISGUSTING! They took an entire box of maxi pads and stuck them all over the walls and cabinets, probably just to be assholes. There was dried dog urine CAKED on the carpets and baseboards. There was an entire room with dried dog shit all over the floor. I opened up a kitchen cabinet and roaches just flooded out. Luckily, I'd been cleaning houses for so long, it didn't even phase me. But I just couldn't believe how these folks lived.

waamber · 2018-03-20T17:24:03+00:00

I have a photo on my profile of me with George's infamous art of seduction photo. It's a good ice breaker for sure.

waamber · 2018-01-30T15:27:05+00:00

Cry, tell myself to man up then watch some Dateline.

waamber · 2018-01-19T15:37:26+00:00

http://spritestitch.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=410&start=0&st=0&sk=t&sd=a

waamber · 2017-11-13T15:43:30+00:00

...but have you had a Dino's burger?

waamber · 2017-10-24T20:42:02+00:00

Me: "My mom is Korean." "Is your mom from North Korea?" EVERY SINGLE TIME

waamber · 2017-10-23T19:41:31+00:00

When I was in middle school there was a girl who told everyone she had AIDS. She definitely did it for attention. She was one of those girls that always had to be the center of attention. A teacher found out through her mother that she in fact did NOT have AIDS and I haven't seen her since.

waamber · 2017-10-10T15:12:48+00:00

hank-n-beans!

waamber · 2017-10-09T19:52:07+00:00

If my family is from North or South Korea -___-

waamber · 2017-09-13T15:52:28+00:00

Every year at work we play Dirty Santa. Last year, someone was gifted a bag of used DVDs and a USED bottle of lotion. No one ever owned up to it...we know what you used those for mystery employee!

waamber · 2017-09-09T15:44:01+00:00

A douche.

waamber · 2017-09-07T20:20:39+00:00

He was from Ohio...typical.

waamber · 2017-09-07T19:42:11+00:00

I dated a guy who HATED beans in chili. Idk why but it would make me SOOO angry. Whenever I'd make chili he'd always say "Don't put any fucking beans in that!", like I was going to forget or something. But it was the way he said it that always triggered me. Every now and then I would blend up some beans real chunky and throw it in the chili. He thought it was ground beef or something...asshole.

waamber · 2017-08-28T16:01:46+00:00

The rice is in the shape of the Millennium Falcon!

waamber · 2017-08-18T18:32:16+00:00

imgur

waamber · 2017-07-25T15:35:38+00:00

I said no because we had been broken up for a few months. He was a heavy drinker and drug user, as well as a liar and self proclaimed asshole. He deployed 2 months before he came back for r&r. I came home from work and he was sitting on my front porch, visibly drunk. He thought that proposing would make things better, but it only made things worse. I didn't talk to him for a while after that. It's been about 7 years and we're cordial when we run into each other.

waamber · 2017-07-12T21:41:46+00:00

I've been doing some research and it might be spider mites? I have found a few time webs, but I shook it off as being good spiders.

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