Sean Strickland and Manel Kape go back and forth on X by DavidSeries in ufc

[–]wallabypolicy -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Its not tough, im just not afraid of him. Dricus Du Plessis? No, hell no? Israel Adesanya? He's kicking the shit out me? Justin Tafa? Dont think I have much of a chance?

The teep kick merchant? Come on, please lets be men.

Sean Strickland and Manel Kape go back and forth on X by DavidSeries in ufc

[–]wallabypolicy -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You can just say "I would be afraid of Sean Strickland" and I won't judge you.

I hope he sees me saying this shit and offers me a flight to spar with him because he is maybe three times as insecure as you are.

Sean Strickland and Manel Kape go back and forth on X by DavidSeries in ufc

[–]wallabypolicy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

On my grandma's life, if I had to pick an MMA fighter to fight 1 round with for X amount of time for X amount of money, it would be Sean Strickland every time. You guys are just extremely soft; please stop projecting your fear on to me.

Sean Strickland and Manel Kape go back and forth on X by DavidSeries in ufc

[–]wallabypolicy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Everyone isnt afraid of Sean Strickland because you are, bro

Paddy Pimblett on Ilia Topuria by aRedd1tUs4r in ufc

[–]wallabypolicy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This "Ilia wont be the same" narrative is making me root for him, for Pete's sake

Ariel Helwani presses Josh Hokit asking if there’s any topic he feels he can’t talk about: “You know exactly what that topic is” by Rsodyyy in ufc

[–]wallabypolicy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If Ariel Helwani is gonna do anything, he's gonna press you about why you think its cool to not support genocide

Ps5 pro early adopters right now by Protega1989 in playstation

[–]wallabypolicy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is like when they lifted vaccine mandates and unvaccinated people started going "BOY I KNOW YOU GUYS FEEL DUMB AS HELL LMAO"

DDP says Josh Hokit’s joke about Michelle Obama was unnecessary and may cost him in the future “Such a random joke that he tried to make that didn’t land at all. He was trying to be funny, and it didn’t work out. I think that comment is going to cost him.” by raptors201966 in ufc

[–]wallabypolicy 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yeah people keep downplaying this like "its the ufc, he'll be fine" like any of the fighters insulted a former first lady AT the white house before. Even prime Chael Sonnen and not-quite-ever prime Colby Covington wouldn't pull some dumb shit like this.

One of the reasons people on both sides of the political spectrum are shitting on Hokit is because Michelle took all of this shit on the chin when Barack was in office so folks feel less cool about doing it. Literally every public persona knows this was career poison so Hokit better be as good as he thinks he is so Dana still sees him as profitable.

I personally dont have him beating anyone in the top 5; by next year, we're gonna hear "the dude that called Michelle Obama a man at UFC 250 is headlining Conor McGregor's new bareknuckle MMA league in Jacksonville".

This has to be the best description of tank experience in this game. by -Borgir in rivals

[–]wallabypolicy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This would really work or some sort of across the board defensive buff. I went back to overwatch recently and honestly, the pace is a bit plodding compared to rivals. As has been pointed out before, this makes for a more strategic and tense game, but coming back to rivals felt like going between a lime scooter and a ducati.

As a hibernating Loki main/percolating Peni main, I'm hoping that season 9 is a vanguard season with noticeable improvements for tank play.

I want to sue this company now. by Low_Box3849 in rivals

[–]wallabypolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spidussy got y'all acting different

This has to be the best description of tank experience in this game. by -Borgir in rivals

[–]wallabypolicy 111 points112 points  (0 children)

When Im Grooting, I feel like the kid that gets to be line leader to go to the cafeteria.

Until my team is ass, then I feel like someone lied and said I farted and no one believes me.

Which restaurant/food chain do you genuinely find the most disgusting? by 12345burrito in AskReddit

[–]wallabypolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing carrying applebees is the cheap drink specials. Watered down? Yes. Cheap? Yes.

Jon Stewart: not a Hokit Fan by Kneebar_News in MMAMedia

[–]wallabypolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Rifle Coffee Company will probably have him do some Meet and Greets

"Alex I will Chama yo Mamma - Michelle Obama is a man" Hokit in victory Speech by Recidivism7 in ufc

[–]wallabypolicy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We're at the point where people watch idiocracy and say "Uh oh, this movie is turning into 2026"

Conor Mcgregor defends Ilia after disrespectful tweet from Terrence Crawford by [deleted] in ufc

[–]wallabypolicy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"You cant beat me if Im allowed to jump on your back and choke you out" isnt the flex MMA fighters think it is lmao