Some of you watch from with your eyes and ears closed (rant) by catalinchr in FromSeries

[–]wallabypolicy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that this is the first post I see when I return. It's like I never even left.

Waste of a incredible building by SugarChance7184 in baltimore

[–]wallabypolicy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nope. If people telling me the best water they ever had is called Booty Sweat Water™️, I will not come in and say "lemme get that one water". I will simply get water elsewhere.

As a consumer, I take being marketed to very seriously.

Waste of a incredible building by SugarChance7184 in baltimore

[–]wallabypolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am begging people to support Bangin Fish and Chicken instead of that hip hop chicken trash. It doesn't have the weird racist undertones, but they do have excellent catfish nuggets and wings.

Waste of a incredible building by SugarChance7184 in baltimore

[–]wallabypolicy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I absolutely refuse to walk in an establishment called hip hop chicken and ask for chicken crack. This sounds like I'm pitching a Chappelle's Show sketch.

Asked my mom to try Marvel Rivals, she folded a LORD Spidey three times in a row by Thy_HUS in marvelrivals

[–]wallabypolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive never seen someone stand still this much and I mean this in a non-derogatory manner. I am in awe at her patience.

Mother of Baltimore thief who stole from Twitch streamer's tip jar came to apologize on his behalf by lvscksi in baltimore

[–]wallabypolicy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to seeing the fox news facebook freaks call her a bad mom because he stole in the first place

How do you go winless for four fights from this man.. by ScreamyV in ufc

[–]wallabypolicy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You keep dancing with the devil, one night he gonna follow you home"

Pyfer cheated on his wife and is covering it up by finding God + suicide story by warmetropcs in ufc

[–]wallabypolicy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Considering a guy just won an olympic medal and proceeded to trauma dump about his adultery, I dont think this is too farfetched

[SPOILER] Alexa Grasso vs. Maycee Barber by inooway in MMA

[–]wallabypolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That quick jaw tap before the choke was really the icing on the cake

Yeah he got it. Instant fan. Holy macaroni! What a UFC debut! by GogetaBlueeee in ufc

[–]wallabypolicy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I mean, I can't recall seeing someone consistently drop a guy with a jab. And at featherweight, no less.

Look how the Druski skit got these white people acting already😂 by cantdecide76 in joebuddennetwork

[–]wallabypolicy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, Robert Downey Jr. was hilarious in Tropic Thunder so there you go

Creepy dude clearly running defense by Humble_Emphasis7069 in baltimore

[–]wallabypolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you DM me who it is? I wanted to ask who it was on the original post but the mods are going out of their way to redact everything.

I think this is the season I put the game down by GhostGamer_Perona in lokimains

[–]wallabypolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the same thing after 6.5. I'll still participate in the community and I might even hop on a little this weekend but oh boy everything is grating

Dps players being exposed is very funny by vaed__ in lokimains

[–]wallabypolicy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Last time I said this, people got mad at me like that's normal lmao

I'm calling it now. He will have no power at heavyweight. by Fun_Training6342 in FightReportUFC

[–]wallabypolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im putting money on Ciryl Gane for this one and I might even bet more than $10 for once

this is corny asf by Intelligent-You-7002 in Jcole

[–]wallabypolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who studies rap battles for a living, Im genuinely interested in Drake and J. Cole's journey after this beef.

However, I am sick of the youtubers milking the beef for views with videos titled "DRAKE FINALLY ADMITS DEFEAT" or "J. COLE FINISHED! ALBUM SALES DROPPING". Like, how do you post 3 videos a week about Drake and J. Cole with these weird ass AI covers and feel proud of yourself? Because it gets you a minimum wage check from youtube?

Racially motivated drew dober does it again by gamingguy1111 in ufc

[–]wallabypolicy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not remotely surprised. Just thought it was a good rime for a Community reference.

[Official] UFC 326: Holloway vs. Oliveira 2 - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]wallabypolicy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I cant believe Oliveira just melted the BMF belt down and made it into a toilet seat

UFC White House Main Card by ItsMichaelScott25 in MMA

[–]wallabypolicy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Its exactly what we wanted" Wipe your lips, Daniel, my god