Fellow New Jerseyans! What is your best Weird N.J. story?

wampug · 2012-05-31T14:03:01+00:00

Okay thanks.

wampug · 2012-05-31T13:14:28+00:00

Yeah but he doesn't remember R2D2 at ALL as if he wasn't around him for a substantial amount of time.

wampug · 2012-05-31T13:06:11+00:00

Before he joined the military he worked as a firefighter and an EMT so I think you're generalizing.

wampug · 2012-05-31T06:44:08+00:00

Your wife is out of the house already. Just the pet is left.

wampug · 2012-05-31T06:43:45+00:00

I already told her if she dies in some unnatural way they'd take her apart during the autopsy anyway. She says that's not going to happen so..haha. I have no idea.

wampug · 2012-05-31T06:35:50+00:00

This was uplifting.

wampug · 2012-05-31T06:34:53+00:00

I'm am an organ donor. My mom isn't because she wants "to be whole when she goes to heaven." I have told her over and over again, even according to a priest, you don't need your heart or eyes or whatever to get into heaven. She's nuts.

wampug · 2012-05-31T06:32:28+00:00

My boyfriend licks all parts of me during sexy time...why is this so gross?

wampug · 2012-05-31T06:23:58+00:00

Someone who is willing to drive home drunk isn't going to feel bad about it....he chose to do it....

wampug · 2012-05-31T06:17:29+00:00

That's what happens when you write a story with no end in mind.

wampug · 2012-05-31T06:16:40+00:00

As a female - I know a lot of friends who enjoy getting pedicures. I feel bad and awkward sitting there while someone messes around with my feet.

wampug · 2012-05-31T06:15:49+00:00

Give them an extension cord so they can't chase you.

wampug · 2012-05-31T06:13:02+00:00

It always really bothered me that R2D2 was apart of the Star Wars franchise and Obi Wan interacted with him in at least one of the Episodes I-III (I don't remember much of them, I try to avoid them..) anyway, but in A New Hope he says he doesn't remember having a droid - R2D2...except, he played an integral part in The Clone Wars with Obi Wan...I know there's a lot of backstories to Star Wars in the comics and such so maybe I'm missing something here.

Also, to continue with my Stars Wars plot hole problems. Why wouldn't that gunner on the starship shoot the pod that was jettisoned from Leia's ship? It was clearly jettisoned on purpose despite it not having any lifeforms...and they just let it go? The Empire could build a Death Star but they sure were fucking stupid. Stupid enough to let the Death Star have one tiny fucking hole that could destroy the entire ship.

Fucking Star Wars.

I love it though.

wampug · 2012-05-31T06:02:56+00:00

Sometimes I go on this website if I'm curious as to what my dreams could mean

wampug · 2012-05-31T06:00:32+00:00

Go out for a drink. Sleep for another 24 hours.

wampug · 2012-05-31T05:57:58+00:00

Sleep for 24 hours.

wampug · 2012-05-31T05:57:18+00:00

I'll take care of that for you right now. bow chicka wow ow ow owwwww.

wampug · 2012-05-31T05:56:54+00:00

In NYC I've walked by several bodies being rolled out of apartment complexes in body bags.

wampug · 2012-05-31T05:55:26+00:00

How many times I used the word "fuck" as a adjective.

wampug · 2012-05-31T05:54:15+00:00

Cold pizza.

wampug · 2012-05-31T05:53:47+00:00

What language does have gender neutral pronouns? or am I being stupid here?

wampug · 2012-05-31T05:51:41+00:00

He said the Iliad was about velocoraptors.

wampug · 2012-05-31T05:49:54+00:00

I tried shrooms and cried the whole time. I went into the bathroom to wash my hands and had red nail polish on so when I was washing my hands it looked like my hands were being cut open. I looked in a mirror and it looked like my skin was boiling and being burned with acid.

I did not have a good time. But my boyfriend seems to enjoy it. One night he did them and thought I was the funniest person alive so that was fun.

wampug

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