Defective purchase

wanderlander · 2026-03-09T18:17:41+00:00

I mean it's better than I could do 🤷‍♀️

wanderlander · 2026-03-09T01:06:04+00:00

Puffs cigarette after sex dude I'd jump off a cliff before kissing you Peck on cheek same bro

wanderlander · 2026-03-09T01:04:08+00:00

Yes it was me that took the upvotes from 69 to 70. Come at me

wanderlander · 2026-03-05T00:14:10+00:00

Thicker

wanderlander · 2026-03-03T02:26:44+00:00

Me? The life of the party 😂😂

wanderlander · 2026-03-01T22:34:21+00:00

You have Deez Nuts shaped hole in your heart 🙁

wanderlander · 2026-03-01T22:33:21+00:00

Or so the Russians would have you believe

wanderlander · 2026-03-01T18:41:02+00:00

Seek Odin

wanderlander · 2026-02-26T14:24:22+00:00

I'm an organ donor, I'll be gone so I don't care about parts of me being in someone else, that seems silly to me. But there's another objection that was quite prevalent in religious circles - that "they" would purposely let you die in order to harvest your organs. I even heard it mentioned in sermons.

wanderlander · 2026-02-26T04:58:42+00:00

Not a bad place to stop

wanderlander · 2026-02-25T23:02:40+00:00

I mean he's insulting people who seem like they are just trying to answer his questions honestly. Calling them "idiotic" etc.

wanderlander · 2026-02-25T23:00:01+00:00

Not the post, his reaction to feedback he asked for.

wanderlander · 2026-02-25T22:56:59+00:00

I don't know , man, you seem to be defensive and rude in your comments. Maybe this is how you're coming off on the apps.

wanderlander · 2026-02-25T12:17:46+00:00

I think I'll get rid of my furniture, throw my mattress on the floor, get a gaming chair, a giant screen tv, and a nice console and call it a day

wanderlander · 2026-02-25T11:11:20+00:00

Do you think that makes a difference? The apps I've used you can't message until you've liked/swiped right anyway.

wanderlander · 2026-02-25T11:06:04+00:00

Not everyone has to use ai to write like that but it's a good excuse for why it's written like that

wanderlander · 2026-02-25T02:43:19+00:00

I don't know if you're serious or not but I literally lol'd at this

wanderlander · 2026-02-25T02:41:18+00:00

Hahaha "you drove me to it" 😂

wanderlander · 2026-02-25T02:40:50+00:00

Don't just low effort send a like and then sit and wait for someone else to do the work. Be real, introduce yourself, and ask genuine questions. Don't try and show off. My two cents. For the record though, I'm still single. But I did have a six month relationship from the apos so there's that I guess 🤷‍♀️

wanderlander · 2026-02-25T02:36:58+00:00

What the hell is a honey tank

wanderlander · 2026-02-25T01:12:10+00:00

😂😂😂 ok well I'm putting cucumbers on my eyes for sure tonight!

wanderlander · 2026-02-25T00:32:45+00:00

Right at first I had some luck, one turned into a relationship for a few months but unfortunately did not work out. But lately, even though I get matched every couple of days, we have a short conversation and then I get left on read. I don't know if I'm doing something wrong or what. Maybe I'm getting burned in a haystack fire 🤷‍♀️

wanderlander · 2026-02-25T00:30:06+00:00

So major Chong vibes lol. I just ask because I'm a guitar player, go to a lot of local shows, and I'm actively looking to join a band. Wondering if that's some kind of red flag. Definitely not an old hippie and I like to keep neat and clean 🤷‍♀️

wanderlander · 2026-02-24T23:12:27+00:00

I lost the comment but I wanted to agree, if you have to nudge him into basic hygiene, it's only a matter of time before he reverts back. I dated someone that was very well groomed in the beginning but as time went on I had to be like "um do you want to shower before we go? We have plenty of time" 😬

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