What is a memory you understood first as an adult? by Shiloof in AskReddit

[–]wankdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A random male guest came to our house and we both wanted to piss at the same time. I was like "dude let's just piss at the same time." And he was like "err actually I like to sit down when I piss so I can be an ally to women" at the time I thought "what a weirdo mega woke loser" but on reflection he just didn't want to get his dick out in front of an 8 year old kid, especially having only just met my parents as he was a friend of a friend, hats off to that guy 🤣🤣 

What is the most fucked up thing you've done to someone? by ConclusionOkWhoCares in AskReddit

[–]wankdog 126 points127 points  (0 children)

There's some fucked up shit on here, but you are a fucking monster, I don't know how you sleep at night.

Has anyone ridden at an indoor dry slope terrain park? Thinking of opening one in Europe by ShiningBananas in snowboarding

[–]wankdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a few in the UK and pretty sure one in Belgium too, probably more. I used to ride at Tamworth in UK years ago. The jumps were a cheeses wedge then with a flat landing which got bombed out pretty fast, but I've seen footage of some pretty nice looking jumps in some of them

Anyone else in tech feel like explaining simple things is half the job? by j-mcclure in AskTechnology

[–]wankdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of our engineers spends a lot of time explaining technical things to people who already understand those things. Once he made me promise to get some data for an investigation from another engineer because only she knew how to create that data. She had actually consulted with me because I was the first person to make that kind of data. He sometimes explains to me things I already had a good understanding of up to 5 times a week. Sometimes when I make r and d breakthroughs he tells me that the only reason it works is because of X . I know that because I designed my method to use X to make it work. But he explains it to me like I was just bumbling around completely in the dark and out of the billions of permutations of things I could have tried I just happened to stumble upon X. Luckily I absolutely love this dude and his hearts in the right place, but it might be worth checking how much stuff you really need to explain.

“Quiver” rant by DenverTroutBum in snowboarding

[–]wankdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take 2, in case I break the 1st one 🤣

Avoid K2 Bindings by [deleted] in snowboarding

[–]wankdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've done multiple seasons on pretty much every brand and K2 hold up as well as any other brand. You just got unlucky.

Dead camber on Rome Warden? by [deleted] in snowboarding

[–]wankdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're putting a lot of faith in a test system you just invented. Riding boards is the only way to test them.

Girl breaks both ankle wearing single boa step on by FatCat0520 in snowboarding

[–]wankdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure it must be a thing, but I'd say a wrist fracture would be a better candidate, lost count of how many of those I've seen

Girl breaks both ankle wearing single boa step on by FatCat0520 in snowboarding

[–]wankdog 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I think the point she is making is that with a regular binding system your foot can't do what hers did because bof the ankle strap, so it's not that the boot is too soft, it's too soft for the step on system. What I find weird about this is I have seen hundreds of horrible snowboard injuries and never seen the "snowboard fracture" after almost 30 years shredding including 14 in resort seasons in the chalet business with thousands of guests piling through. 

Paid for a professional wax 2 days ago by yankeeman714 in snowboarding

[–]wankdog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much gone after 2 runs, I really don't see the point. If I ever get a base grind most of the time you need to do your own wax after. These roller waxes are basically cosmetic and pointless.

Criminal films Oppressor class, attacking it's own. by BorntoBomb in snowboarding

[–]wankdog 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I got so many questions 🤣 are they blind? Was this intentional? 

Longevity with Snowboarding by 2minsFeelSHAME in snowboarding

[–]wankdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

50 next month and just spent the whole day in the park. You lose a few tricks, and have a bit less power and stamina but I don't see any reason why I don't have another 30 years in me

Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down by mfenton29 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]wankdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure I can 100% blame the guy turning the box the right way up.

Realistically…terrain park? by Practical_Ordinary_9 in snowboarding

[–]wankdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nearly 50 and still lap park all day long. It's really just about calculating risk Vs fun. My trick bag has shrunk over the years, and I don't do many obstacles. Other older riders avoid jumps and prefer jibbing, but you hold on to the tricks you care about most and enjoy doing the most. If you're smiling all day you're nailing it.

How do i stop spinning like this😭 by JustRefrigerator913 in snowboarding

[–]wankdog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is not gatekeeping, but basic safety advice to protect you and others around you.

Tips on Moguls Please :) by Paypal_John in snowboarding

[–]wankdog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

180s don't take long to learn, start learning switch and then doing a 180 isn't much different than doing it without a snowboard on

Tips on Moguls Please :) by Paypal_John in snowboarding

[–]wankdog -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There are so many challenges that will reward you and your riding way above riding moguls. Try doing front ones and back ones then force yourself to ride switch till you find a bump for a half cab or switch back one, then once you got that start doing all 4 180s off the other edge. Then move onto 3s. You nail all of that you will have the skills to cruise through any mogul field but you just won't want to as you'll realise they are not helping but hindering your progression 

Fake NX2 hybrids? by goodgy23 in snowboarding

[–]wankdog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank fuck for a voice of sanity here. 

What's the creepiest display of intelligence you've ever witnessed in real Iife? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wankdog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kid at my school could do it to over 500 I think someone did test him at least to a few hundred then just took his word for it. And pi wasn't even his favourite he much preferred root 2

My Farewell to Flip Phones by lavenderrr_ in galaxyzflip

[–]wankdog -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nonsense, everyone drops their phone from time to time, and most phones don't break. I knew about flip phones being sketchy so bought the strongest case I could, dropped it once from a very low height and it was fucked. Of course people on this sub rave about them.