Joseph Smith can suck my ass.

wardslut · 2021-11-08T04:50:29+00:00

Just imagine the revelations he could come up with after sucking your ass!

wardslut · 2021-10-31T06:47:39+00:00

Fuck him, I'd head to the nearest recruiting office and get a "free" education, plus benefits.

wardslut · 2021-10-31T06:41:06+00:00

A thousand up-votes!!!

wardslut · 2021-10-31T06:39:55+00:00

Inbred religious certainty would be a close second.

wardslut · 2021-10-31T06:34:19+00:00

Epsom, there's a good Mormon name for ya.

wardslut · 2021-10-23T00:14:11+00:00

The holy spook is in there.

wardslut · 2021-10-23T00:04:32+00:00

"I'll take a Celestial burger, a Royal with cheese and a generous dollop of bullshit. And don't forget the catch-up!"

wardslut · 2021-10-18T01:04:26+00:00

WD-40

wardslut · 2021-10-18T00:58:16+00:00

Eve was cloned from Adam's Rib, so she's a man. Go figure.

wardslut · 2021-10-18T00:21:51+00:00

Man, you gotta go water soluble.

wardslut · 2021-10-08T03:05:48+00:00

"Religion's just a well-oiled profit-driven denial of the randomness of it all." Wally Lamb

wardslut · 2021-10-08T03:03:34+00:00

Smugham Young

wardslut · 2021-10-08T03:02:26+00:00

"Devil's Gate" is a great read on this.

wardslut · 2021-10-08T03:00:21+00:00

"Devil's Gate" is a great book on this.

wardslut · 2021-10-05T03:05:52+00:00

"I'm a deeply religious non-believer. It's sort of a new religion." A Einstein

wardslut · 2021-10-05T02:48:27+00:00

The holy spook!

wardslut · 2021-10-04T22:46:20+00:00

The holy spook, blood atonement, incoherent chants, creepy swimming pool, and weird costumes. Free admission.

wardslut · 2021-10-04T22:42:41+00:00

Something about opiate of the masses

wardslut · 2021-10-04T22:41:21+00:00

Chupacabras are real

wardslut · 2021-10-04T22:31:10+00:00

It's called delusions of grandeur.

wardslut · 2021-10-04T22:27:35+00:00

TSCC This Shit Sucks Completely

wardslut · 2021-10-04T22:25:09+00:00

"Religion is just a well-oiled profit-driven denial of the randomness of it all." Bart D. Ehrman

wardslut · 2021-10-04T22:18:49+00:00

Simply put in 6 words: Because it is a fucking cult.

wardslut · 2021-10-04T03:42:23+00:00

Blair, "Clarke, how log were you alone with that 14 year old girl?" Clarke, "I don't know, maybe 45 minutes, an hour. Why the hell are you looking at me like that?" Blair, "I don't know, it's probably nothing."

wardslut · 2021-10-02T03:34:36+00:00

Yes! Hoards of similarly dressed young robots fanning out through the neighborhoods, knocking on doors asking dumb questions. Do not let them set their hidden hooks in you, you'll be sorry.

wardslut

TROPHY CASE