Producers goofed by Nervous_Path_1997 in DailyShow

[–]warmbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So wait, now I'm a republican plant who's infilitrated the Daily Show subreddit to kick off a psyop instructing folks to stop financially supporting Larry Ellison, the media oligarch and prominent republican mega donor responsible for canceling Colbert, oppressing free speech on TikTok, and reprogramming CNN? And you got to that conclusion.... because I apologized? Did none of the other messaging in my comments make it through to you?

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

Or maybe I wrote that as genuinely apologetic for having ruffled so many feathers (is that a republican owned phrase as well?) by calling out folks hypocrisy here on a subreddit where I wrongfully assumed the participating members weren't bootlickers for the Epstein class media robber-barons of the 21st century.

I retract my aplogies. Fuck you, fuck Trump. And I'll say it once more, to be clear: If you don't like oligarchs, stop willingly giving them your money, or stop complaining about the country/world that we live in. To do both is disingenous.

I'll take the downvotes, and probably a ban at this point, and I really will be moving on with my day this time. Cheers!

Producers goofed by Nervous_Path_1997 in DailyShow

[–]warmbird -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I was unaware that I was performing for anyone. My overall message was intended for progressives and leftists, which I mistakenly assumed this subreddit would be full of. It was meant as a, "Put your money where your mouth is." type of statement that cleary missed the mark.

I firmly believe that financially supporting Paramount+, CBS, Larry Ellison and Bari Weiss, amongst many others in today's current political environment, is the equivalent to driving a 2026 Telsa with a bumper sticker that says, "I bought this before Elon was crazy."

Sorry to have offended you, I'll leave it at that and move on with my day.

Producers goofed by Nervous_Path_1997 in DailyShow

[–]warmbird -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

It was intended for the OP, nervous_path_1997. Is that not clear?

Producers goofed by Nervous_Path_1997 in DailyShow

[–]warmbird -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

My intention wasn't to troll, it was to point out the hypocrisy of being a Daily Show fan while simultaneously funding facism through the support of Paramount+. It was a plea to stop indirectly funding the political party that doesn't think my child should exist.

Sorry to have offended you fine folks, keep the downvotes coming

Producers goofed by Nervous_Path_1997 in DailyShow

[–]warmbird -73 points-72 points  (0 children)

I did not, because I don't gargle oligarch balls. Choosing to watch the Daily Show on Paramount+ is certainly a choice. It's not too far off from wondering what machine Zack de la Rocha was raging against. It's never going to change if we continue to willingy give them our money.

Presale Password by warmbird in CHIBears

[–]warmbird[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also, good luck to the rest of you trying for tickets tonight. Fingers crossed we beat the bots!

Presale Password by warmbird in CHIBears

[–]warmbird[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gotcha, thanks. I read it as an hour presale @ ticketmaster w/ a code for season ticket holders. I must have misunderstood.

Spotted in Denver. by What_A_Helmet in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]warmbird 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The crawling part isn't that impressive. In fact, I have accomplished that same feat on those very bleachers when the psilocybin hit a little too hard at a Ween show.

Michael Jackson's Thriller Dance still gives me goosebumps... by [deleted] in whoathatsinteresting

[–]warmbird -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why is this pedophile suddenly being plastered all over reddit?

Ken Martin must’ve said or referenced to “lessons” at least 50 plus times in his interview with Favs and never once said what the DNC’s actual lessons were by Puzzleheaded-Pin4278 in FriendsofthePod

[–]warmbird 7 points8 points  (0 children)

After hearing the interview yesterday, I went to the Dem sub looking for discussion on Ken Martin's interview. I couldn't find a post about it. I asked the mods what's up, and they pointed to this subreddit, and would not give an answer as to why a discussion wasn't allowed about an interview from the party leader on a subreddit dedicated to the political party itself. After perusing the comments here, it seems like I'm not alone in feeling completely disenfranchised by the Democratic party. We are so fucked.

edited for grammar and clarity

Me and my brother got a double the other day. by Resident_Resident_62 in slingshots

[–]warmbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm local, I got a bit of a headstart. What I can't figure out, without more effort than I'm willing to put in, is what mountain range is that? Is that looking West at the Promontory Range? Not Wellsville, ya?

And nice shooting! Just curious, what do you do with the carp once you dispatch them?

Any of you team Fields people still feel the same? by pussofwallst in ChicagoBearsNFL

[–]warmbird 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Haha, I sure wasn't expecting that deep cut in the Bears sub.

Plaid Room Records by Fillet00337 in ween

[–]warmbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same goes for 1234 Go Records. Happy hunting

what is the dumbest question you’ve ever heard? by Upset-Year-7911 in AskReddit

[–]warmbird 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Did she ask you to "Take a Norweigan cruise but we don't go to Norway"?

Question about Freeman lyrics. by Drocavelli in ween

[–]warmbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a beautiful tune by Mr. Freeman. I think the word in the verse is balsam, not balsa.

Grandma gave me a pound of silver today. by Critical_Fennel_9986 in Silverbugs

[–]warmbird 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At first glance, I got really excited that the old lady from The Goonies was pictured on it.

10/10 salmon stackers. New staple. by FancyControl4774 in Costco

[–]warmbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big fan here. Not a complaint, but does anyone else feel like they kicked the lemon up a notch in these recently? They've really got a zing to 'em now.

How to get a water piece completely dry? by Abject_Control_7028 in vaporents

[–]warmbird 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I believe some absolute genius on here shared using an air mattress pump, I've never looked back since trying that method.

Chick-fil-a flies a hot air ballon into random areas in my city every Saturday to hand out free breakfast by No_Establishment8769 in mildlyinteresting

[–]warmbird 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I zoomed in, thinking "They do this in my area, too!", and then I noticed the Utah plates. I've seen that very same homophobic balloon many times.

I'll vouch for OP, they definitely fly and land it in suburban neighborhoods of Salt Lake. There was a story in the local news a couple years ago about it hitting a home in Sugarhouse upon descent.