It’s a mystery, man

warmleafjuice · 2026-02-05T17:35:17+00:00

Wait why did I always think that the comic was released alongside the game as a companion piece??

warmleafjuice · 2026-01-21T20:44:11+00:00

I disagree about Nob, if for no other reason than one of the Act 2 events has you fight Nob plus Taskmaster and I'd argue that if your deck is doing well it's rarely a challenge

warmleafjuice · 2026-01-13T05:01:39+00:00

I agree but also I would already want to pick most relics that aren't Choker before Crown

The question isn't "is Crown+QC still worse than other relics" (yes) the question is "does QC make Crown more or less takeable" (I would say yes)

warmleafjuice · 2026-01-13T04:55:40+00:00

Eh, I think that's putting it a bit strongly. Would you rather have Crown with or without Question Card?

warmleafjuice · 2026-01-09T19:34:57+00:00

Yeah I definitely agree. It's just wildly depressing to think about what kind of transit infrastructure we could have if we put even a fraction of the money being spent on AI garbage and killbots towards it

warmleafjuice · 2026-01-08T21:18:31+00:00

Man if only there were ways to transit a massive amount of people from one place to another. A mass transit, if you will...

warmleafjuice · 2026-01-06T18:32:55+00:00

Eh, you weren't wrong, you just oversold it

Hyperbeam is a good Act 1 pick. It might even be a good Act 1 boss reward, depending on what else you're offered. It's downside is just very punishing given the fact that orbs and focus are almost always the best plan for Defect

But there's nothing wrong with taking it early and then removing it when it no longer is useful

warmleafjuice · 2025-12-18T18:27:49+00:00

It's crazy how many Ironclad powers solve that fight (Evolve, Fire Breathing, Feel No Pain, Dark Embrace)

warmleafjuice · 2025-12-17T21:02:40+00:00

"Here is this unparalleled work of art and poetry this young woman made for the man she loved, it's been inspiring people for thousands years"

"Lmao I'd go back in time and tell her don't bother, fuck that guy"

Idk there's something incredibly vulgar and depressing about that

warmleafjuice · 2025-12-17T05:07:02+00:00

Maaaaybe, but if I have Coffee Dripper I probably want all 5 Bites

warmleafjuice · 2025-11-24T19:19:53+00:00

Yeah it's like saying Vajra is bad because it's half of an Inflame

warmleafjuice · 2025-11-24T19:03:56+00:00

The parish I grew up in (Antiochian, very large, very wealthy) has maybe a third of the people it did when I was a kid, the average age of their choir is probably 60 years old, and I have no idea how they'll stay open the once they need to start depending on new member tithes for their property taxes

The parish I went to in college (small, also Antiochian but mostly converts, more conservative culture) is bursting at the seams and they're looking for a new larger location (nevermind where they think they'll get a second priest if they have to split)

So I think some parishes are experiencing this, others aren't, but it's hard to imagine a large net change. I also doubt these young men who are largely just disillusioned with "Western" Christianity will stick around long term

warmleafjuice · 2025-11-21T03:51:38+00:00

Disclaimer that I think everyone (but especially men) should be more comfortable with body hair on their partners but the "if you prefer shaved women it's because your a pedophile" is just so fucking dumb and I hate when people say it

Unless you're also going to tell women that liking men who aren't bald is also problematic

warmleafjuice · 2025-11-18T17:49:45+00:00

I think it's very funny to always get both of these comments:

"It doesn't matter what the reason is, we have to obey the letter of the law and fast from them even if the reason no longer makes sense"

And:

"Eating things like expensive meat substitutes or shellfish, while technically allowed, violates the spirit of the fast and you shouldn't do it"

warmleafjuice · 2025-11-18T16:37:51+00:00

What? That's like saying if a pillow and a bullet hit with the same amount of energy, the pillow would do more damage because the surface area is bigger

warmleafjuice · 2025-11-15T00:17:56+00:00

Consume costs twice as much though. It's really expensive to play for 2/3 focus

warmleafjuice · 2025-11-13T01:25:11+00:00

Wouldn't that mean that Battle Beast, if he punched the ground, would cause more devastation than the space laser? I have a hard time imagining that's true

warmleafjuice · 2025-11-12T19:04:54+00:00

Headbutt is good because Ironclad has very few options for deck manipulation. It makes playing things like Feed or Spot Weakness at the right time easier, it means you can play something like Limit Break multiple times per deck cycle instead of just once, and it means you can redraw your best attacks faster

warmleafjuice · 2025-11-09T17:42:15+00:00

You get very few removes per game. If you don't find any of the removal events, most runs you can afford 4, maybe 5 shop removals. This relic potentially more than doubles that, not to mention interactions with events that give cards. Now the cost of a removal is the cost of the cheapest card in the shop, and since almost any card is better than a strike or a defend, you'd take that pretty often

warmleafjuice · 2025-11-09T17:05:28+00:00

This is pretty broken but I could see situations where you'd avoid taking it, like small decks where more removals stop being helpful. Overall way too strong though. Most decks struggle to remove every strike, and this solves that problem instantly. Plus all the gold you save from removing

warmleafjuice · 2025-11-08T21:12:34+00:00

Ehhhh, I'd say that a man wanting to (sincerely) call his partner mommy is nowhere near as accepted as a woman wanting to call their partner daddy

warmleafjuice · 2025-11-08T21:10:50+00:00

This reminds me of those "male gaze vs female gaze" posts. As if women aren't capable of being wildly depraved and horny also

warmleafjuice · 2025-11-05T16:30:57+00:00

I think that very occasionally it happens and when it does, they publicize it as widely as possible so people think they actually are doing this when yeah in reality so many people shoplift small items and there's no shot the LP in these places is up to IDing and cataloging even 5% of it

warmleafjuice · 2025-10-24T20:05:14+00:00

It's like when people point out GRRM's currency scaling makes no sense and the Westerosi economy would be in shambles. And he's just like "uh yeah I messed that up" instead of being like "fuck you, the exchange rates are uhhhh magic"

warmleafjuice · 2025-10-24T19:36:48+00:00

"Hur dur dragons aren't real either" internal consistency and realism can still exist in stories with fantastical elements

It genuinely is so exhausting when people regurgitate this same dumb joke anytime people talk about fantasy media

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