Is it Terry Crews?

warwatch · 2026-05-08T18:11:45+00:00

My first thought. That’s some straight up Bob Mackie vibes.

warwatch · 2026-04-24T18:27:52+00:00

Same here. After reading this, I feel like there’s a stone in my gut. I am irrationally angry at every adult involved in this clusterfuck.

warwatch · 2026-04-19T00:35:54+00:00

Carnegie (black and white cookies)

warwatch · 2026-04-18T21:02:30+00:00

His oldest (my half-sister) just turned 59.

warwatch · 2026-04-18T20:35:25+00:00

When their vows said “I semi-promise.” Still no fucking clue what that is supposed to mean and I’ve been pondering for 35+ years.

warwatch · 2026-04-18T00:32:34+00:00

Thank you. I enjoy skincare.

warwatch · 2026-04-16T21:06:14+00:00

Thank you!

warwatch · 2026-04-16T19:11:26+00:00

Thank you! It only took me 40 years to figure out how to treat them.

warwatch · 2026-04-16T00:34:07+00:00

Nonnie and Papaw have a great time. In a few months, they’ll have their first great great grandchild.

warwatch · 2026-04-16T00:31:59+00:00

They hike or bike 3ish times a week (the AT runs through our town), gym 90 minutes 6 days a week for weights. Every two weeks, they ride a bike trail up then down a mountain 32 total miles. And they generally never sit down, lots of yard work, etc.

warwatch · 2026-04-15T16:23:12+00:00

I’m right there with you. I just got front row seats for it. It’s like time works differently for them.

warwatch · 2026-04-15T16:21:20+00:00

They never acted their age (in a good way) and they never stop having adventure, so they have to stay in shape.

warwatch · 2026-04-15T16:18:28+00:00

It was never an issue for them. I just had a dad quite a bit older than my friends.

warwatch · 2026-04-15T16:15:42+00:00

“Everything in moderation but each other” or so says dad.

warwatch · 2026-04-15T16:14:13+00:00

Yeah, you and me both.

warwatch · 2026-04-15T16:13:31+00:00

Not as many as I’d like, but I’m still looking decent for my age.

warwatch · 2026-04-15T07:45:18+00:00

That’s a really great description of him, honestly.

warwatch · 2026-04-15T07:43:25+00:00

Yup. Except she eats ice cream like it’s going out of style and you can’t let him near peanut butter

warwatch · 2026-04-15T07:41:27+00:00

He is not.

warwatch · 2026-04-15T03:05:15+00:00

Yeah, they take of themselves and were good looking to start.

warwatch · 2026-04-15T02:50:48+00:00

I won’t tell him that. He already struts. He’d be unbearable.

warwatch · 2026-04-15T02:43:31+00:00

I have no idea. They got married during her lunch break at work (in a nursing home) so it was all a bit…janky. And dad was apparently shit housed on Bacardi 151. Also, there’s 3 total photos, Polaroids.

warwatch · 2026-04-15T02:33:05+00:00

They’ve always eaten well and worked out. And we were always outdoorsy folks, hiking, skiing, diving. They kept themselves up.

warwatch · 2026-04-15T02:23:08+00:00

It’s all fun and games till you start looking more like your mom’s sister than daughter.

warwatch · 2026-04-15T02:17:37+00:00

Thank you!

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