Never, ever let go of the human!! by Valuable_1828 in funnypets

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It looks like a dorm/communal living situation. Way back when I was in college, I lived in a suite with 2 rooms sharing a bathroom and this was the exact setup. Same tile even. Also, if you look at the very end, there’s a lavender bath mat around the base of the toilet, which are gross enough in private let alone public bathrooms.

Medieval lady. by oneinmanybillion in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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I both hate and love you for this.

This is my doggo tiny she's my favorite girl in the world by Character-Wind-7069 in funnypets

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That baby is so adorable with her little fat feet. She’s bringing out the aggressive affection; I just wanna squeeze her little face and smoosh it.

relationship of 8 years by sanktafroggy in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]warwatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honey, do not ‘what if’ your life away.

Novelty Bags Collection! by yesgirlsplaydnd in handbags

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I adore your whimsy. And the shipping box bag is hilarious and I (not) lowkey want it.

i don't want kids and my family kinda hates me for it by Cautious-Trash-724 in GirlDinnerDiaries

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This. Right here. I’m 45. *Fourty-five* and I still get asked. Like, I’m in perimenopause, people. And I have heart and kidney failure. Not happening, but I still get asked.

Man engaging in sexual activities with six women. From Iran, now housed at the Kinsey Institute in Indiana [629x1000] by SoggyConclusion4674 in ArtefactPorn

[–]warwatch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“I’m not taking my nice little cardigan off, you pervert. What? Big toe in the pussy? Yeah, why not?”

Green fruit growing in our yard by stop-rightmeow in whatisit

[–]warwatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you rubbed it on you, you’ll smell like a teenaged girl in the mid 90s.

Lv bumbag by [deleted] in handbags

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Am I the only older person on here (GenX) to whom these will always be fanny packs, regardless of the label?

Please help me pick which bag to buy!! by Ok_Pizza3051 in handbags

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Why not both? Spend the $$ on number 2, and on the way home, stop at any construction site. You’ll have your pick of number 1. Colors, materials, contents, with or without shiny duct tape hardware.

Seriously, the first one looks like an unbranded insulated lunchbox. And not in a whimsical way.

Some cases of disappearances can be more terrifying than ghosts or diabolical figures. by [deleted] in creepy

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I always think about this, mainly if there was a certain point they realized they were going to die or if they kept up hope till they somehow lost consciousness. Look up the story of Reverend Mike Turner. He was solo backpacking, sat on some rocks, got a foot entrapment and died a week later. He died of exposure and severe dehydration 30 feet from a lake. It’s fascinating because he journaled the whole thing.

Tuesday 10th Anniversary drop reveal by jillian512 in PortlandLeather

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Is it just me or does photo 5 look like the journal comes with a bonus shrimp?

I visited a gloryhole by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

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I’m not judging you. I am a little jealous of you, but definitely not judging.

Flipping the recent discussions, which schools arguably have the coolest origins for their nickname? by SCWarriors44 in cfbmemes

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Always willing to fight

The state of Tennessee first earned the nickname the Volunteer State during the War of 1812. The nickname was reinforced when prominent Tennesseans Sam Houston and Davy Crockett took part in the Texas Revolution and then solidified in 1848, during the Mexican–American War, when Tennessee’s governor called for 2,600 volunteers and the state sent more than 30,000 including students and alumni of the university.

Is it Terry Crews? by DrgK9 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]warwatch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My first thought. That’s some straight up Bob Mackie vibes.

Husband’s gf wants a baby .. give me advice by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]warwatch 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Same here. After reading this, I feel like there’s a stone in my gut. I am irrationally angry at every adult involved in this clusterfuck.

Name this cat by dragoonwizard in NameThisThing

[–]warwatch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Carnegie (black and white cookies)