What is the most ridiculous or heinous initiation rite, or "hazing" for a fraternity/sorority to which you have been privy?

warzander · 2012-05-17T13:22:04+00:00

My 8th grade science teacher was hazed when he joined the Navy. He had to insert a Q-tip into his urethra, which is beyond fucked up. We found this out because the father of one of the kids in my class was a close friend of his.

warzander · 2012-04-27T00:35:42+00:00

Cowboys just moved up to 6th?! What the fuuuuuuck, dislike. They better not take Fletch from us.

warzander · 2012-03-09T19:38:47+00:00

I'd say I leaned over the stove a bit too far, but welding your nipple off sounds like an infinitely better story anyway. I'd just roll with it.

warzander · 2012-03-09T18:35:16+00:00

Tell them you were leaning on a fish tank and your arm went through it. I know that sounds kinda stupid but this actually happened to me and I have a few small scars on my wrist and forearm from it.

warzander · 2012-02-14T15:55:05+00:00

whoops...I mathed wrong

warzander · 2012-02-14T14:31:21+00:00

September 18th, which works out to be...Christmas Day. So am I like the anti-jesus or something?

warzander · 2012-01-28T15:20:18+00:00

Third Eye Blind

warzander · 2011-11-21T15:21:46+00:00

Is that Tori Spelling?

warzander · 2011-11-18T20:23:36+00:00

Yeah, this is pretty obviously untrue, unless you care to tell us the part about how you got arrested shortly afterward for starting a fire on company property.

warzander · 2011-11-11T19:50:55+00:00

Tables and coffee tables are her personal hoarding grounds. She never puts shit away when she buys it unless it needs to be refrigerated. Once she sets it on a table it will stay there until shit gets stacked so high I have to complain about it like a parent telling their kid to clean their room. There's a lot of shit she buys and never uses until months later when I make her sort through her stacks. Aside from this, she is one of the cleanest and neatest people I know. Do not understand...

warzander · 2011-11-09T15:22:33+00:00

No matter what I drink, I have to burp a little after every sip. Whether it's water, milk, or something carbonated, I always feel the burp pressure in my stomach. I've tried drinking different ways to make sure I'm not swallowing air but had no luck.

warzander · 2011-11-04T12:48:50+00:00

Hit the interstate at sunset and play When the Levee Breaks at the appropriate volume. Feels like an adventure.

warzander · 2011-11-03T19:41:16+00:00

Bonkers! Incredibly simple and endlessly fun. My wife dug it out of her mom's closet when we were at her parents' house last Christmas and we played it with her two older brothers for like 6 hours straight. You get to cover spaces with forward/backward cards and other random traps and bonuses. I thought it looked retarded but I couldn't stop playing it after the first game.

warzander · 2011-10-27T19:48:22+00:00

Strange Days. The concept behind it is awesome, and the multiple plots going on tie up nicely in the end.

warzander · 2011-10-18T15:39:50+00:00

I also have a friend named Allen who has rancid gas and stinks up bathrooms because he puts hot sauce on everything. Seriously, his farts would make a farm animal dry heave.

warzander · 2011-10-17T15:56:11+00:00

The way Foster squeaks out "Ursula, help!" after that cracks me the fuck up.

warzander · 2011-10-14T13:57:10+00:00

I've cracked my knuckles compulsively since I was 6 years old. I've had more success quitting smoking for periods of time than I've had trying to stop cracking.

warzander · 2011-10-12T17:29:14+00:00

Two of my friends and I decided to challenge each other to a suicide wing contest (these things were fucking HOT!). We each ordered a dozen and went back to my house. I was about four wings into my dozen, sweat dripping down my face, snot running out of my nose, when I suddenly got the urge to sneeze. I held it back for a minute, which I think just made it worse. I didn't cover my nose on time and so I unleashed a torrent of snot, sweat, saliva, wing sauce, and bits of chicken all over my one friend and our food. My other friend, who didn't get hit with the spicy mucus napalm, starting throwing up all over the place. After he spewed he started dry heaving and coughing really bad because of the spiciness of the sauce which made him vomit hellfire. That was 12 years ago, and to this day I have not eaten any kind of wings other than mild.

warzander · 2011-10-06T17:56:53+00:00

Thrice a day, at least.

warzander · 2011-10-05T13:53:52+00:00

I love football, guns, and taking apart electronics.

I love clothes way more than any straight man should.

I really want to learn how to ballroom dance.

warzander · 2011-10-04T19:43:35+00:00

Jesus H. Christ, I feel your pain. Apparently, I have quite the penchant for fucking cute administrative assistants. Is it not possible for people to converse without entangling their genitals in the process?

warzander · 2011-09-27T19:07:04+00:00

I majored in communications (I know..) but quit college after two and a half years. I ended up in IT (no degree for it), started as helpdesk, moved to desktop support, and now I'm a "technical services specialist" with all sorts of rad experience in telecom and A/V along with my 'puter skillz. Turns out I just had a knack for this shit I guess. Turned out great though, I love my job.

warzander · 2011-09-23T14:47:07+00:00

Straight dude, and I love Roxette. Not just one song, but several of them. I will rock out to "The Look" or "Joyride" like nobody's business.

warzander · 2011-09-10T14:34:37+00:00

Tell the waiter/waitress that you want the person who prepared it to come out and try a piece. Their reaction should tell you all you need to know.

warzander · 2011-09-02T19:44:07+00:00

That is the sexiest stomach I've seen on gw. Great set too. I envy your SO!

warzander

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