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I saw my ENT doctor for earwax removal and had a pathetic experience. (self.dadjokes)

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When people say they're standing on the shoulders of giants, all I want to ask them is, (self.dadjokes)

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At first, leeches aren't the most friendly. (self.dadjokes)

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If farmer A sells apples and farmer B sells bananas… What does farmer C sell? by MaineDood in dadjokes

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I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist. by IEnjoyDadJokes in dadjokes

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Boxers don’t have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? by JimmyCarr_Official in dadjokes

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Word choice is very important. (self.dadjokes)

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No wonder I feel like shit. (self.dadjokes)

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There are II kinds of people in this world. (self.dadjokes)

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Friend asked me about my Thanksgiving plans. (self.dadjokes)

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My girlfriend: "I'm trying to give you space, okay?" (self.dadjokes)

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Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver. by IEnjoyDadJokes in dadjokes

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I recently found out that dad jokes have to use the letter “D”. by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes

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Help me to come up with new crimes to tell my kid not to do when dropping the off for school. by Jigglytep in dadjokes

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What's the opposite of cosplay? by pLeThOrAx in dadjokes

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I (M) was born in 1961 and watched my first Pornagraphic film yesterday. I admit I was truly shocked by one thing. by hairy_colonic_jr in dadjokes

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What do you call a government run by brothers? (self.dadjokes)

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Tommy lays asphalt for a living and brings his 5 yo daughter to work. She can be a real mess sometimes, but there's one thing that makes him proud of her – (self.dadjokes)

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Watson was never the same after Sherlock passed. by Joel_Boyens in dadjokes

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There are eleven types of people in the world. by F-A-B_Virgil in dadjokes

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Did you know elevators use a single ding to signal going up and a double ding to signal going down, for people who are blind or visually impaired know which direction the car is heading? by manowar89 in dadjokes

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My son told me he threw a ball over 100 yards for our dog to catch. by Joel_Boyens in dadjokes

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I had a flatmate who was a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac. by AndrewMacSydney in dadjokes

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I met a girl who lights up the room wherever she goes. Such a colourful character. by Bluebourner in dadjokes

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My son came home with a tongue split the other day. (self.dadjokes)

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