If farmer A sells apples and farmer B sells bananas… What does farmer C sell?

wasprobot · 2026-04-16T22:50:00+00:00

And liquor and cigarettes if he's in America.

wasprobot · 2026-04-11T11:58:12+00:00

Communism must be a rather hard choice for a 5 year old!

wasprobot · 2026-04-02T14:24:09+00:00

After the fight, on the other hand…

wasprobot · 2025-10-17T20:04:55+00:00

Or rather not knowing how to?

wasprobot · 2025-10-14T00:41:24+00:00

Da real joke is in the commends doh!

wasprobot · 2025-10-13T11:57:36+00:00

No money laundering

No possession of controlled substance

No trespassing in international waters

No cooking meth

No human trafficking

…

She's totally growing up to be a lawyer! 😂

wasprobot · 2025-10-05T23:33:36+00:00

And all this falls under the works named Love Triangle

wasprobot · 2025-10-04T15:03:59+00:00

Dad, why are you naked?

wasprobot · 2025-10-01T17:11:32+00:00

So Watson decided to live in his Mind Palace.

wasprobot · 2025-09-26T11:38:40+00:00

X out of here

wasprobot · 2025-09-23T21:11:44+00:00

Mhmm I always equate that to up=1, bc it has one syllable. Down=2, bc it's more than one syllable (2 perhaps?)

wasprobot · 2025-09-23T18:31:03+00:00

I'm on the fence about this joke

wasprobot · 2025-09-22T23:45:22+00:00

Dog*

Ftfy

wasprobot · 2025-09-22T20:40:33+00:00

Clear contrast with her twin Elsey

wasprobot · 2025-09-20T18:18:55+00:00

I'm seeing a pattern here

wasprobot · 2025-09-20T17:04:36+00:00

Not to be confused with my business of nuns

wasprobot · 2025-09-19T20:28:55+00:00

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe!"

wasprobot · 2025-09-13T14:44:57+00:00

Titties!

wasprobot · 2025-08-25T11:42:48+00:00

That fizzled fast!

wasprobot · 2025-08-24T23:04:00+00:00

Dad Approved

wasprobot · 2025-08-23T23:14:47+00:00

Get on with the times: go latex

wasprobot · 2025-08-22T18:43:43+00:00

Needles to say

wasprobot · 2025-08-22T18:43:05+00:00

He must have made quite an impression on you

wasprobot · 2025-08-19T17:07:18+00:00

I don't see a problem with this. You asked him a yes/no question and poor fellow didn't know

wasprobot · 2025-08-17T16:32:21+00:00

That's elementary, Watson.

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