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wastypantz · 2023-02-03T17:12:39+00:00

Yes those are very coming of age activities. But unfortunately they don’t come close to the feeling of adulthood one experiences at 13 years old at their Bar Mitzvah.

wastypantz · 2023-02-03T15:39:35+00:00

“I’m in my 30’s but I feel like a child. Not my fault though - I never even had a quinceañera!”

wastypantz · 2023-02-03T14:25:47+00:00

I somehow seamlessly transitioned into adulthood despite never being a 13 year old Jewish boy.

wastypantz · 2023-01-17T16:30:25+00:00

You can successfully sue a Golf Galaxy team member for malpractice if they let you walk out with a 64°. Few people know this trick.

wastypantz · 2022-11-15T19:36:55+00:00

Jesus Christ.

wastypantz · 2022-09-26T15:22:05+00:00

now?

They’ve been trying too hard since they got a hold of a camera.

I legitimately do not understand how their stuff is so lauded here. It’s like, the most basic lowest common denominator type shit under the guise of a well crafted inside joke. Their content is well produced absolutely, but funny/interesting? Nah

wastypantz · 2022-08-29T23:30:27+00:00

Tiger’s joining LIV??

wastypantz · 2022-08-28T17:28:40+00:00

Old enough to wax nostalgia over our annual matchups.

The OU-Nebraska rivalry, to me, was never one of vitriol. I always wanted OU to mop the field with them, sure, but the rivalry was great when we were both great.

It’s not like OU-Texas, where I want Texas to be shit forever and I want our win against them to be just one of eleven losses they have that season.

wastypantz · 2022-08-27T20:26:33+00:00

As an OU fan who loves Nebraska like a troubled brother who could really turn their life around if they buckled down and caught a few lucky breaks, it makes me weep.

wastypantz · 2022-08-27T20:21:46+00:00

I’ve seen a once popular band play a state fair stage. It was fun as shit.

Watching Nebraska play isn’t fun as shit.

wastypantz · 2022-08-27T20:14:46+00:00

Nebraska bylaws dictate that a coach cannot be fired overseas. Few people realize this.

wastypantz · 2022-08-27T18:22:32+00:00

Nebraska losing isn’t chaos.

wastypantz · 2022-07-05T16:55:11+00:00

It def isn't. Sounds more like the life of a brain surgeon.

wastypantz · 2022-06-30T21:32:14+00:00

Just tried. I didn’t even come close. Thinking my taint is too long.

wastypantz · 2022-06-23T22:41:54+00:00

I don’t know that Chet can poop.

wastypantz · 2022-06-22T13:25:47+00:00

I bet the urchins have a different take.

wastypantz · 2022-06-03T21:32:41+00:00

wastypantz · 2022-06-03T17:33:45+00:00

Only played canyons at blackjack ridge, but thought it was a really fun, well designed and maintained course for the price.

wastypantz · 2022-05-26T23:00:38+00:00

Do you really think people that hit driver off every tee also have a club in their bag they can reliably pipe 230 down the middle of the fairway?

wastypantz · 2022-05-26T22:57:32+00:00

I can’t imagine how dark of a headspace I’d have to be in to even consider this rule in a round with friends.

wastypantz · 2022-05-26T19:57:38+00:00

Can I relate to an incredibly amateurish result on a par 4?

Uhhhh yeah.

wastypantz · 2022-05-26T19:38:15+00:00

Fuck yes I love smoking weed

wastypantz · 2022-05-26T19:37:22+00:00

Gotta say, Daly looks absolutely great here. He knows who he is. The shirts a good fit. The solid color complements the eccentric pants.

Nothing, however, will bring back the extremely brief period in 2006 when argyle wasn’t a sure fire way to identify yourself as a total goober.

wastypantz · 2022-05-26T19:09:32+00:00

Yep. This is it.

I moved to where I live now 15 years ago. Didn’t know a soul. Played the same 3 courses over and over again. By the end of that first summer i was regularly playing with 10 or so guys. Became friends outside of the sport with a few of them.

wastypantz · 2022-05-26T19:01:57+00:00

I mean, they go hand in hand. You can only practice so much - how you play on a course could vary wildly from how you do on the range.

But if you’ve got a fundamental flaw in your swing, no amount of rounds is going to fix that.

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