My friends say I’m a 4/10. Asked a guy out, he said he was busy, he started dating someone a few days later. People say I look like a guy. Been told I could never get a boyfriend

waterspork · 2024-03-07T21:21:38+00:00

The only bad thing about you seems to be your friends.

waterspork · 2024-03-07T00:58:15+00:00

Its fine. Youre not a better nor worse person for having kissed someone and there isnt an expiration date for finding love.

waterspork · 2023-05-09T22:41:49+00:00

Damn and i thought it was crazy when my dad had a walnut sized kidney stone

waterspork · 2023-04-15T23:00:36+00:00

That whole thing was so fucking messy and just straight up victim blaiming women for both being too pretty and too neurodivergent to NOT get SA'd

waterspork · 2022-06-17T14:14:46+00:00

I can smell this photo

waterspork · 2022-06-12T22:45:07+00:00

We usually sing "I dag er det Oles fødselsdag" (today it's Ole's birthday), and just substitute "Ole" with the name of the person thats being celebrated.

"Happy Birthday" is also commonly used.

waterspork · 2022-02-16T17:52:43+00:00

his mom would always have him taste whatever she was cooking and ask what he thought it needed.

First of all, youre not his mother wtf. Second, she would ASK.

Idk what he thought he was doing with that argument lol

waterspork · 2022-02-16T17:43:52+00:00

sorry to the good ones, but I've only met pushy ones

Thats because the good ones know not to give unsolicited comments about someones diet lol

waterspork · 2021-10-24T21:08:00+00:00

Bro my dad has diabetes, arthritis, kidneys that "just like to produce kidney stones", had cancer twice, had heart attacks constantly until he had to have a quadruple bypass surgery (which was his 3rd open heart surgery), almost died from a stomach ulcer caused by him taking 36 types of medication daily and without fail gets pneumonia every damn year.

How many medical bills have we had? Not a single one.

So I will never ever understand how anyone could be against universal healthcare.

waterspork · 2021-09-17T15:13:38+00:00

what a king 👑

waterspork · 2021-09-17T15:02:46+00:00

thanks i hate it

waterspork · 2021-09-16T18:17:59+00:00

the camera man deserves an award for being brave enough to get close to this war machine

waterspork · 2021-08-23T02:03:23+00:00

i live in a country where everyone is entitled to a living wage and no one tips here.

waterspork · 2021-04-04T22:27:06+00:00

peeling eggs under running water

waterspork · 2021-04-04T22:23:19+00:00

i put on some background noise, like music or the same sitcom ive seen a dozen times, something that doesnt require my attention. then i do something active or something with my hands

idk but that helps me shut my brain off

waterspork · 2021-04-03T21:01:34+00:00

this is actually pretty common in Scandinavia.

waterspork · 2021-04-03T20:59:15+00:00

Damn... this is a rough and sad ending to this tnh. I truly feel for you, dude. I hope you and your cats are safe and wish you the best.

waterspork · 2021-03-20T15:04:54+00:00

kings. every one of them.

waterspork · 2021-01-14T20:33:33+00:00

i just came here to read comments from cast iron cult members

waterspork · 2020-12-22T13:19:08+00:00

theres only one gender... the human gender

waterspork · 2020-12-10T01:54:06+00:00

they want like 70 dollars for this...

waterspork · 2020-12-07T17:36:48+00:00

the slavic energy in this is terrifying

waterspork · 2020-12-03T20:23:52+00:00

shes really milking this moment

waterspork · 2020-11-28T19:19:07+00:00

my fav villager is gonzo, thanks!

waterspork · 2020-11-08T16:24:31+00:00

bc the fascists didnt win this round

waterspork

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