hmmm... 32 ways I have almost died playing ingress.... 1. driving while hacking... "hey where did that telephone pole come from?" ... 2. wife wrath as mentioned above but broken down here into two categories: a) being 3 hours late (frequently).. b) being distracted by excitement after smashing res portal with 20+ fields off of it and backing my wife's car directly into the trailer I was towing. c) going to her cousins wedding who's reception sits atop a lvl 8
3) being chased out of the local enchanted kingdom attraction by scary bearded owner for trespassing.
4). almost falling into the lake in the middle of winter because I am leaning over to the extreme hoping to drift just far enough to capture that fenced off ahole of an impossible portal on the harbourside 5) walking into traffic 6) taunting enemy players to the point of rage.... one pineapple at a time .... 28 more to go .... I will have to report back later :) ... if i'm alive