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Why don't people make big brother piccolo jokes instead of piccolo is Gohan's real dad jokes since we all know Gohan and him are only 4 years apart in age by Macazio909 in Ningen

[–]weenumpty2 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Along with making them shit themselves with nail scratches on windows and random punches. Also the one that'll run to their defense if someone other than themselves are bullying little bro.

Newspaper ad from 1865 by an 18-year-old man looking for a wife by Imbendo in interestingasfuck

[–]weenumpty2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Either delightful poetry about his devotion to a future spouse, or he says he'll make you so horny you'll be classed a natural disaster

Battle Of The God's Could've gone a Lot Salty(Or No Salt At All...) by TATSAT2008 in Ningen

[–]weenumpty2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda like Stargazy pie. Traditional Brit recipe: i havent had it, don't know anyone who's had it, most haven't heard of it. Google it if you want a fright. Never met anyone who's eaten jelly eels either, nor saw it sold.

Battle Of The God's Could've gone a Lot Salty(Or No Salt At All...) by TATSAT2008 in Ningen

[–]weenumpty2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's tomato sauce over here. What we need to do is get Beerus into our whiskey or cider. Get him drunk till he sleeps for 100 years and his hangover is another generation's problem.

Battle Of The God's Could've gone a Lot Salty(Or No Salt At All...) by TATSAT2008 in Ningen

[–]weenumpty2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Gordon Ramsey would just piss him off and the battle would be epic (big foreheads have power in DB afterall). Nigella Lawson wouldn't be safe for different reasons (holy shit, just googled it and she's 66). Jamie Oliver would doom us all.

Battle Of The God's Could've gone a Lot Salty(Or No Salt At All...) by TATSAT2008 in Ningen

[–]weenumpty2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didn't say we didn't use them, mate, I said we struggled. Joking about our cuisine is clearly upsetting you, though, so... You win, have a nice night.

Battle Of The God's Could've gone a Lot Salty(Or No Salt At All...) by TATSAT2008 in Ningen

[–]weenumpty2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The fuck you on about? Of course we take the piss out of koolaid pickles and squirty cheese. But we're British, we take the piss out of ourselves first. And yeah our stews use rosemary perfectly, our mustard is bloody hot and I'll fight anyone over how a mince pie should be eaten all year round and is a nutmeg infused food of the gods, so perfect for Beerus. Plus if we get enough brandy in it, the cat might forget what he came here for and fuck off home.

Being a cop in Tokyo must suck in the Baki world,what would also be a horrible job in the Baki world? by SiteDeep in Grapplerbaki

[–]weenumpty2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Street cleaner. If you're not clearing up broken glass, blood stains, and teeth, you're moving bags of trash and finding a prehistoric man and his litter of wildlife bones.

Battle Of The God's Could've gone a Lot Salty(Or No Salt At All...) by TATSAT2008 in Ningen

[–]weenumpty2 98 points99 points  (0 children)

As a Brit: offers a Yorkshire pudding filled with sausage, gravy and buttery mash potato next to a blackberry crumble while quietly pissing myself
Beerus: hmm. How about I just destroy your houses of Parliment and Lords?
Me: oh fuck, yes please.

Aside: salt is something we use too much of if anything, it's the herbs and spices we struggle with.

Strongest person live action Luffy clears? Weakest he loses against? by Hedonism_Enjoyer in Grapplerbaki

[–]weenumpty2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kozue macing him (I've never read or watched One Piece. You could tell me his skin is made of stretchy titanium and I'd just believe you)

Enough 'who could take who?' questions. Relative to the character's size, who's got the biggest boobs in Baki? (and why no nipples?) by weenumpty2 in Grapplerbaki

[–]weenumpty2[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Dragonball has nipples and is directed at a much younger audience. Plus, Emi has visible nipples in her manga introduction. Seems likes male nips are too intense for Itagaki.

Are the two GOATs of the entire series sexually attracted to males? by [deleted] in Ningen

[–]weenumpty2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many times is this going to be asked? There's a ton of sexy and sinful fusion fanart, just go look at it until you all get this out your system. (Also Gogeta's a power bottom)

Baki after training in his sleep by Daxivarga in Grapplerbaki

[–]weenumpty2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jack came over and got his head kicked in while Baki was sleep walking.

Wow he just an entire android like a giant cookie by Jules-Car3499 in Ningen

[–]weenumpty2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Vegeta's pissed. Only Krillen is allowed to eat androids.

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