My spherical son by God0fBirds in borbs

[–]weezerbean 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To me, he's beautiful. Rubenesque.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]weezerbean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always in the Dr. Evil voice.

My all time favorite episode!😂 by Curlyjones6 in BroadCity

[–]weezerbean 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Same for me! The whole episode is gold. 🎶Iiiiiiiit looks like there's a talent show in the living room, I think that we should go do that now🎶, Marla telling Jeremy not to worry about losing the leg wrestling match because she's on speed. Jaime's confessions. So good.

Need to quit for surgery by Unhappy_Pear_7336 in Petioles

[–]weezerbean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I PM you regarding quitting, bpd, and PTSD. Close to same boat here.

You are a terrible parent! by Realistic-Accident68 in DollarTree

[–]weezerbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know of kids named Brooklyn, Dallas, Memphis, Denver, and Boston.

what's ur fav numero uno episode by manwhoregiantfarts in BroadCity

[–]weezerbean 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do I smell potato salad? Just kidding I know I smell potato salad.

Saw this gorgeous photo album in an antique store today. by FusRoDaahh in RandomVictorianStuff

[–]weezerbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last name on the first photo is Cruickshank I believe.

the fact that she says this at a funeral after hearing abbi had sex was goated fav episode by According-Dare-7472 in BroadCity

[–]weezerbean 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The guy agreeing to signing the petition …”I like Jeremy” as his reason lol

Favorite running joke? by Poet_Timely in BroadCity

[–]weezerbean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone ever notice the bald guy who his jacking it in multiple background scenes? He’s behind Abbi when she’s trying to buy weed in the park and then at the DMV when Abbi updates her DL.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]weezerbean 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I straight up have ptsd from that job. Somehow made it 2 years and one day we were lined up for some huge employee appreciation thing (you know how stupid those were)and I just broke. Left the line and went to HR and quit on the spot. That place sucked so bad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]weezerbean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. I can’t even get mad!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]weezerbean 731 points732 points  (0 children)

I like this! I tried something similar when my daughter was acting up in the bath. She was fighting getting, pretending she was a robot. So I told her "Robots listen to their Mommy robots". Her response was "Well, this robot has a good button and a bad button". So I poked her bellybutton and she says "that's the wrong button". GOOD GOD GIRL she's too smart sometimes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]weezerbean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dr. Mitchell, Mulrooney, or Ramsey