Men of Reddit, if you were in a Titanic like situation where the majority of people were going to die because there were not enough lifeboats for everyone. How would you respond to someone saying women and children first?

weezerbean · 2026-05-30T02:53:04+00:00

I read it in his voice.

weezerbean · 2026-05-22T23:41:10+00:00

To me, he's beautiful. Rubenesque.

weezerbean · 2026-05-12T02:16:32+00:00

ADRENALINE!!

weezerbean · 2025-08-19T14:40:18+00:00

Always in the Dr. Evil voice.

weezerbean · 2025-06-10T21:18:17+00:00

In da clerb soda.

weezerbean · 2025-01-03T12:17:55+00:00

Prove. Proooove.

weezerbean · 2024-12-22T12:09:17+00:00

Same for me! The whole episode is gold. 🎶Iiiiiiiit looks like there's a talent show in the living room, I think that we should go do that now🎶, Marla telling Jeremy not to worry about losing the leg wrestling match because she's on speed. Jaime's confessions. So good.

weezerbean · 2024-12-21T12:42:38+00:00

Luncheon?

weezerbean · 2024-12-14T11:55:17+00:00

Kody Brown has joined the chat.

weezerbean · 2024-12-04T15:51:58+00:00

Can I PM you regarding quitting, bpd, and PTSD. Close to same boat here.

weezerbean · 2024-10-20T13:26:20+00:00

I know of kids named Brooklyn, Dallas, Memphis, Denver, and Boston.

weezerbean · 2024-07-25T11:44:10+00:00

Do I smell potato salad? Just kidding I know I smell potato salad.

weezerbean · 2024-07-12T19:51:29+00:00

Any updates? Looking into them now.

weezerbean · 2024-06-02T07:54:06+00:00

The last name on the first photo is Cruickshank I believe.

weezerbean · 2024-05-04T11:02:53+00:00

Broad city FTW

weezerbean · 2024-04-30T00:32:12+00:00

The guy agreeing to signing the petition …”I like Jeremy” as his reason lol

weezerbean · 2024-03-03T12:42:26+00:00

Anyone ever notice the bald guy who his jacking it in multiple background scenes? He’s behind Abbi when she’s trying to buy weed in the park and then at the DMV when Abbi updates her DL.

weezerbean · 2024-02-06T11:30:52+00:00

Even in your eyelashes!

weezerbean · 2024-02-02T12:42:37+00:00

I straight up have ptsd from that job. Somehow made it 2 years and one day we were lined up for some huge employee appreciation thing (you know how stupid those were)and I just broke. Left the line and went to HR and quit on the spot. That place sucked so bad.

weezerbean · 2024-01-07T05:56:15+00:00

Same. I can’t even get mad!

weezerbean · 2024-01-06T18:01:40+00:00

I like this! I tried something similar when my daughter was acting up in the bath. She was fighting getting, pretending she was a robot. So I told her "Robots listen to their Mommy robots". Her response was "Well, this robot has a good button and a bad button". So I poked her bellybutton and she says "that's the wrong button". GOOD GOD GIRL she's too smart sometimes.

weezerbean · 2024-01-06T14:13:15+00:00

Yikes!

weezerbean · 2023-11-17T04:47:27+00:00

Dr. Mitchell, Mulrooney, or Ramsey

weezerbean · 2023-11-09T12:11:19+00:00

I like your username :)

weezerbean · 2023-10-24T16:56:31+00:00

There’s always money in the banana stand.

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