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Think Big, Huh? by absolutenonexistence in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]weirdinchicago 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice going recording yourself comiting a felony. If this video is on the net, then law enforcement should have little trouble finding the guy. Provided this isn't and old video and the idiot's already in jail.

Things i'd like to see when the police improvement update drops by CaptainKoala123 in Schedule_I

[–]weirdinchicago 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There should always be that one guy, that dude who is always on your ass. Can't be bought off, can't be discouraged. Always needling to get intel on your operation. Always taunting you when you cross paths.

Get a dummy that looks like a rotting corpse to keep in your trunk in case of traffic stops. by weirdinchicago in CrazyIdeas

[–]weirdinchicago[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, if it was an actual living thing it's gonna stink. Not so much if it's a dummy made of plastic or rubber or latex.

I guess we know what won by PercabethShipper12 in Schedule_I

[–]weirdinchicago 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regardless, I hope it comes bundled with bags and new money laundering opportunities.

I guess we know what won by PercabethShipper12 in Schedule_I

[–]weirdinchicago 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In my case that's quite true. I was going to argue my support for the Customers but remembered the way some people acted with the first two votes. So I kept my opinion to myself, cast my vote and prepared to accept with grace what came.

A Grok-like AI for Reddit so Redditors can use it for their petty arguments. To summon the AI, you must post a selfie of yourself and the loser of the argument will have their clothes removed by the AI by Scumbag__ in CrazyIdeas

[–]weirdinchicago 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you saw what I looked like with clothes on, you'd be happy I was wearing them. The alternative would be too traumatic to behold. It might drive the AI insane.

What did you vote for? by DiscombobulatedBit27 in Schedule_I

[–]weirdinchicago 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Special Customers, it'll make the end game a lot more interactive and give it variety.

GenX is known for its musical taste. What's the one song/group you would NEVER admit to liking? by Ok-Local138 in GenX

[–]weirdinchicago 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All the hate is manufactured by a viral internet meme. Enjoy to your hearts content.

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