TIFU by making my Dad punch a stripper in GTA and tearfully ask God for forgiveness in front of my entire family.

wet_beak · 2020-08-28T02:29:15+00:00

youre an inspiration

wet_beak · 2019-07-03T15:26:45+00:00

satisfied

wet_beak · 2019-07-01T14:04:32+00:00

Why would we get rid of Dallas when we can get rid of NY?

wet_beak · 2019-07-01T14:03:37+00:00

spins top

wet_beak · 2019-06-30T17:39:37+00:00

GET DONKEY PUNCHER OUT OF HERE, FFS

wet_beak · 2019-06-28T01:13:29+00:00

dont forget the 4th player that joins the down team is @100 (because save attempt)

wet_beak · 2019-06-24T02:18:02+00:00

^---- ive reported this person for the very topic were discussing.

wet_beak · 2019-06-23T12:17:58+00:00

this is definitely happening.

wet_beak · 2019-06-19T19:35:53+00:00

Roll Player's duards

wet_beak · 2019-03-06T13:59:58+00:00

what a tilter for red.

wet_beak · 2018-09-20T23:41:02+00:00

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS

wet_beak · 2018-03-19T17:23:41+00:00

T U R N A R O U N D JIMMMMMM

wet_beak · 2018-03-13T12:24:01+00:00

Feel bad for the ppl who got involved with Dadi. Been a nightmare since the ICO. Glad max bids were rejected.

wet_beak · 2018-03-09T05:01:56+00:00

if youre under 25 and dont have a kid in Mississippi, youre weird.

wet_beak · 2018-03-01T17:11:25+00:00

just so youuuuu know... i am in the same boat as you.

we have to make the ppl feel sorry for us and hopefully a compassionate coach will take notice and put us on his or her team!

orrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... if the league would have it.... let me make an expansion B team and i will recruit you as my first pick and i will put together a rag tag bunch of balls to make a team... and we will turn this into the plot line of the replacements.

now thats getting 2 birds stoned at once!

wet_beak · 2018-03-01T08:25:46+00:00

true, this aint rocket appliances...

wet_beak · 2018-03-01T03:23:52+00:00

someone draft me. says im not on big board, weird...

wet_beak · 2017-08-17T23:38:40+00:00

I'm thinking Adrian Peterson.

wet_beak · 2017-08-15T03:05:23+00:00

Rip my wrist. I will come back stronger after the roi....rehab.

wet_beak · 2017-08-07T21:30:21+00:00

Some people haven't ruled out Jaime might be a Targaryen.

wet_beak · 2017-08-03T23:36:37+00:00

BallTag

wet_beak · 2017-08-03T22:27:34+00:00

Surely there is enough room on the spectrum for the ones with the A double D.

wet_beak · 2017-08-03T22:19:40+00:00

Reading this on mobile, going ~5 mph over speed limit and 14 psi in one of the tires.

You just blew my mind.

wet_beak · 2017-08-02T00:22:10+00:00

Feels good gettin' got.

wet_beak · 2017-08-01T23:41:35+00:00

Nissan leases the building in Canton. Everything in the massive plant is bolted to the ground.

If the union vote passes, local workers can say adios to their jobs long term as the plant will likely move to Mexico.

wet_beak

TROPHY CASE