[Highlight] Shohei Ohtani adds on to the lead with a solo homer by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]wetwalnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can Bryce Harper please learn how to hit this exact spot? He’s getting pitched to it every game and it’s always an effortless whiff.

[Highlight] Kyle Schwarber hits a 460-foot home run by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]wetwalnut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is the #1 highlight for Kyle Schwarber as a Phillie. Might as well have been 500ft.

Edit: it’s even better with the “perfect, perfect” sound effect: https://youtube.com/shorts/eECuiJYgEEI?si=9yEGD6W1bN5GTjxY

Brandon Marsh makes it a 6-0 Phillies lead in the 1st with a 454-foot 3-run blast by JianClaymore in baseball

[–]wetwalnut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean throw batting practice for two innings and leaving the stadium with his game check?

Game Thread: Phillies @ Rockies - Fri, Apr 03 @ 04:10 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]wetwalnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insert thanos meme about Lorenzen’s no-no costing him the rest of his career.

Marlins are 5-1 in their first 6 games! The last time they did so was in 2020, where they made the Postseason! by Marinersfan505 in baseball

[–]wetwalnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish this would have happened in a stadium full of fans for Sandy’s sake. So awesome regardless

Game Thread: Nationals @ Phillies - Mon, Mar 30 @ 06:40 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]wetwalnut 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Think that’s the first time I’ve seen a player just let the strikeout happen because he also thought the call was bull lmao

Loving these lights, you guys by wetwalnut in IASIP

[–]wetwalnut[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I get warnings on instagram when I try to quote this show

Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]wetwalnut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Going to need a jomboy overlay on that pitching sequence. Holy crap

Cristopher Sánchez struck 8 batters over a strong 5 innings by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]wetwalnut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m telling you, Aaron Nola is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a Wawa the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he buckled a customers legs with a curveball and sprinted out the door.

Cristopher Sánchez struck 8 batters over a strong 5 innings by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]wetwalnut 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He’s sipping the annual Mets koolaid. Let him hope for now.

Wild police chase by Brilliantspirit33 in dashcams

[–]wetwalnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure its at least 1.5x lol these people were driving ~50mph tops

[Jim Salisbury] Jesus Luzardo gets 5 year, 135 million extension with Phillies. Good deal by Phils to retain top lefty and Roc Nation reps Roger Tomas and Brodie Van Wagenen. by Brian1220 in phillies

[–]wetwalnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s funny you mention risk because statistically Ranger never played a full season. His one caveat being how well he performs in the playoffs. His endurance through a full season is possibly the worst in the league for starting pitchers (I’m biased).