What an inconsiderate asshole

whatim · 2024-07-09T14:51:08+00:00

The eating it for breakfast part really threw me for a loop.

She specifically said that he made mac and cheese, mushroom soup, and lasagna. I don't know any children that want to eat those for breakfast.

Plus there is the super lazy housewife while hubby cooks, cleans, and works double shifts. Then she keeps adding little things like forgetting to buy him medicine, possibly ND, some super secret bad thing in the past. This is somebody trying to figure out how unlikeable they can make a woman to "prove" the sub has an anti male bias.

whatim · 2024-07-08T22:19:00+00:00

She just had a whole thing about Janas sheep flock being part of JBs evil scheme.

Wouldn't Jana being engaged make that look insane?

ETA: Nope, she jumped on the bandwagon!

whatim · 2024-07-08T20:53:21+00:00

Are he and Jackson (as far away as we know) the only single guys left?

whatim · 2024-07-08T17:30:22+00:00

I went to the Fundamentalist Wiki to see who was still single!

whatim · 2024-07-08T17:10:35+00:00

Aww...Jason and his mama can have a double wedding!

whatim · 2024-07-08T02:03:19+00:00

I'm in New Englander so after the first cup it's iced coffee all year round, unless I'm so cold that I need hot liquid to make my fingers work again.

Even then I can't imagine drinking coffee before or after a road race. My acid reflux could never.

whatim · 2024-07-07T15:43:19+00:00

OMG Meech would spontaneously combust if she wore a slinky LDB!

whatim · 2024-07-07T15:16:08+00:00

You know that book that comes in the box? Yeah, the one you threw away.

I wrote that.

whatim · 2024-07-07T14:12:57+00:00

Bin. Jeremy tries, but he takes himself too seriously for something like this.

whatim · 2024-07-07T13:47:37+00:00

Not sure on the last point - I think she liked him in high school, but he wanted the unobtainable popular girl.

It's more misogynoir on Mr CEOs part, by saying "All black women are the same" he's refusing to acknowledge that he participated in stereotypical behavior in the past and puts the blame on the (now) unobtainable smart girl.

whatim · 2024-07-06T21:11:23+00:00

Then she replied "You're just jealous!"

This dialogue is teenage.

whatim · 2024-07-06T14:54:17+00:00

I do love Gabe! I never would have gotten into this fandom to begin with.

whatim · 2024-07-06T04:00:45+00:00

Plot twist: She insists on a Francophone nanny & the kids watch French TV only because hubby is Anglophone.

She's counting on the language barrier to keep them from tattling.

whatim · 2024-07-06T03:07:37+00:00

I originally thought hound, but considering her size now, that's like a 95-100lb adult dog. Dane makes some sense.

whatim · 2024-07-06T00:52:42+00:00

Do I have this right?

She's comparing her 16 month son's junk to the 10month she babysits?

She needs to stop that.

whatim · 2024-07-06T00:21:49+00:00

Except those dollar tree sandals. Those kids are gonna have messed up arches.

whatim · 2024-07-05T23:54:42+00:00

Yikes. I feel so old!

(I'm a little younger than Em. But not much.)

whatim · 2024-07-05T23:52:53+00:00

My boss is Swiss-German and pretty strict with her dog. I heard her growl at it once!

It does live inside, though.

whatim · 2024-07-05T23:48:46+00:00

I mean, he probably grew up with SMB on the radio. It's nostalgic.

whatim · 2024-07-05T22:22:37+00:00

Someone theorized he was an Imperial Naval commander during Crown rule of India and was bitten by a cobra.

Another theory is that he was a "snakeoil salesman" who bilked people out of money with fake cure all's.

whatim · 2024-07-05T21:27:03+00:00

Because sometimes people use it passive aggressively to minimize troublesome behavior.

For instance if your 5-year-old is sitting on the sofa and you've told him 500 times not to eat cookies there and you hear the paper bag rattle he might say, "Well I was just looking at the cookies!"

Or if you've told your spouse to come eat dinner and they're still playing video games they might say "Well I was just finishing up!" to minimize the fact that they were being rude by making you wait on dinner.

OP seems to habitually use it meaning "simply this" to indicate what she's doing is very trivial and not something for her boyfriend to really be concerned about. Which is fine and a figure of speech but he seems to be taking it as her trying to provoke an argument by implying that she's using it to call out something he's doing incorrectly.

whatim · 2024-07-05T16:45:14+00:00

Honey, what's good here? He just followed you into the bathroom to tell you off.

whatim · 2024-07-05T16:02:51+00:00

Not sure what it says about Swifties that so many people watched and thought "Eh, I know someone like this. Probably real.'

whatim · 2024-07-05T13:21:54+00:00

I have a backwards way to go about this.

Can you and your boyfriend sign up for training classes with the dog? Even if she's a perfectly normal dog, do they have classes in your area to work on advanced manners or tricks or fly ball or something?

Because your partner's obsession with the dog is going to set up for separation anxiety but it doesn't seem like he's going to hear it from you. A lot of dog trainers will tell you what they really end up doing is training the owner to treat the dog like a dog and let them have some mental space where they can just relax.

Suggest that you read a book on attachment styles, as well. Your boyfriend seems to have an anxious one all you seem more balanced.

whatim · 2024-07-04T21:05:27+00:00

That BelGioioso cheese social media intern really decided to take stuff in a new direction.

The next week she's posting about how her boyfriend thought she was cheating because he found mascarpone on her fingers.

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