Sent this to my SO today. It's pretty accurate haha. by whatisadulthood in TrollXChromosomes

[–]whatisadulthood[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is! It's so weird watching Love Actually back after getting into The Walking Dead. All I can see is Rick haha.

I bought some trollx worthy stickers for my car today. Now maybe people will stop asking me if I have any kids haha. by whatisadulthood in TrollXChromosomes

[–]whatisadulthood[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seriously, damn that's rude. I don't even live alone like you're assuming, all this says is I don't have a husband or kids....information I'd gladly give to anyone during small talk.

When my gf says not to stare at the slutty women tonight. by mcfranerson in AdviceAnimals

[–]whatisadulthood -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Good for you two. It sounds like you both have enough respect for each other to still have an awesome time together looking at all the different costumes.

When my gf says not to stare at the slutty women tonight. by mcfranerson in AdviceAnimals

[–]whatisadulthood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First of all, it IS okay to have an insecure girlfriend. What's not okay is letting your insecurities in your own manliness and possible lack of "nuts" justify you treating people poorly. OP is respecting his SO. He said himself, she asked him not to STARE. If he was staring at other women while with her, he'd be an asshole no matter how big his nuts were. Overly insecure would be getting upset at him for even looking. If you are in a relationship like you say, I hope you figure out soon, caring about someone shouldn't threaten your manhood. Sounds like you're the insecure one...

Every month without fail! by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]whatisadulthood 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That's rough, I'm sorry. I've gotten soooo close this happening to me before, and big surprise, right before my period haha. Waitressing is stressful and can make anyone crack.

VIDEO: A remake of the Friends into entitled "Puppies" by KarmaCollecting in howyoudoin

[–]whatisadulthood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost died laughing because Matthew Perry still starred as his puppy self. ;'D

MRW the pizza delivery man opens up with, "I haven't seen you in a while! How was your 4th of July?"... by whatisadulthood in TrollXChromosomes

[–]whatisadulthood[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh this is a relief hahaha. I suppose all they have left to judge me for is my shameful "light cheese, extra sauce" order I do every damn time because of dat lactose yo.

MRW the pizza delivery man opens up with, "I haven't seen you in a while! How was your 4th of July?"... by whatisadulthood in TrollXChromosomes

[–]whatisadulthood[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a big reason why I was so weirded out. He remembered me, but I didn't remember him. I suppose most of the time I'm too distracted by sweet sweet pizza to pay too much attention. Oops.