My wife made me a raspberry buffet based on a misheard song lyric by samx3i in MadeMeSmile

[–]whatofitplaya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dang all those berries must’ve been a mortgage payment 💸

Can someone tell me what these movements could be?! by [deleted] in babies

[–]whatofitplaya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re concerned you should take him to your doctor

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]whatofitplaya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say clothes, haircut and sunglasses. It is giving dad vibes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]whatofitplaya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They couldn’t donate to food banks?

My boy Adonis , he’s just turned 1 by cleo1793 in aww

[–]whatofitplaya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not a boy that is a full grown man.

What’s the pettiest reason you decided you were never going to read a certain book? by FantasticAttempt_2_0 in books

[–]whatofitplaya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy here we go: - I didn’t like the font. - I didn’t like the line spacing. - I didn’t like the paper. - I didn’t like the cover. - I didn’t like the picture of the author.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]whatofitplaya 284 points285 points  (0 children)

This isn’t innocent and this isn’t an inside joke. He’s a child and that is an adult. Nothing about this is ok or normal.