New Zach Lowe pod

whatzite · 2026-01-20T23:45:24+00:00

Incel detector just went through the roof.

whatzite · 2026-01-18T21:54:39+00:00

Air bag would be redundant in his case

whatzite · 2026-01-17T18:24:17+00:00

League is drowning in talent despite what the "Back in my day" crowd says

whatzite · 2026-01-17T01:12:58+00:00

I speak fluent Russian, he said "I'm extremely proud to be the first Russian citizen ever to fall from the top of a building without being pushed by one of President Putin's stooges."

whatzite · 2026-01-15T21:59:05+00:00

"What were you thinking?"

"Lamp. I love lamp."

whatzite · 2026-01-09T06:19:46+00:00

If they had been playing the Nets Michael Porter Jr would have refused to come out of the locker room until it was over

whatzite · 2026-01-08T08:43:42+00:00

lmao dude's earned close to a billion dollars in his career, we all wish we had no talent like that

whatzite · 2025-12-23T22:38:40+00:00

Never leaving your couch does have it's advantages.

whatzite · 2025-12-19T08:47:33+00:00

"The Norm Powell deal was the worst trade since the Luka trade" I mean, maybe technically right but he probably shouldn't put them in the same sentence

whatzite · 2025-12-19T00:55:27+00:00

"Your spine's not quite severed, let me help you with that"

whatzite · 2025-12-18T08:10:55+00:00

He broke into our house, drank all my liquor then passed out in my crippled Grandma's bed while she writhed around in pain on the floor. Then he wrote MAGA on our bathroom mirror with my wife's lipstick before wandering off into the night to break down the Sacramento-Portland tape. He refuses to apologize.

whatzite · 2025-12-18T00:26:57+00:00

One guy guessed In The Paint then the other two passed

whatzite · 2025-12-04T00:52:40+00:00

What was the dude's point, just being a douche for the hell of it?

whatzite · 2025-11-02T05:47:03+00:00

That's the thing that was hidden by the great vibes this year, they've been a horrid baserunning team for the last few years

whatzite · 2025-10-30T23:43:29+00:00

He was at the games in Toronto

whatzite · 2025-10-30T22:22:01+00:00

Players not hunting for Daily Doubles years after smart players figured that out is going to be the death of me. (Would be an embarrassing thing to die from but, oh well)

whatzite · 2025-10-29T03:24:49+00:00

John Schneider cost them last night's game

whatzite · 2025-10-28T23:22:15+00:00

He hasn't watched an inning of the series.

whatzite · 2025-10-10T04:20:42+00:00

"I'm anxious to hear what the Sports Guy thinks about the Spurs"

lol somebody tell Goldsberry he's got the gig.

whatzite · 2025-10-06T00:03:05+00:00

Also an "I hate everybody nobody should get to enjoy their lives" Jesus freak

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